DEAR EFFING GOD!!!!!!!!!!
If it has turned to vinegar, YOU STILL HIT THE JACKPOT!!!!!!!!
You pu$$ies saying "dump it dump it!" need to drink more liquid courage.
Methinks if it was vinegar, it would be undrinkable BTW.
Get a red wine vinegar culture and pitch it.
I would LOVE to have a living red wine culture to add "extra" red wine to.......too bad I never have any "extra"
Who knows how to make love stay?
Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a moustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker