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Old 11-18-2011, 10:28 PM   #1401
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Just keep your hands warm. You've always complained about how jumpy those animals get.

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Old 11-18-2011, 10:29 PM   #1402
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Are you coming to the effin' holiday party??? You pissed and moaned about the date getting set and then you haven't even signed up yet.
Thanks for the invite, dick.
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Old 11-18-2011, 10:33 PM   #1403
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Dude... SSBC holiday pahty... Membahs only dog. You wanna drop the 25 beans fo' annual dues and you're in!

I fought the club on letting PTN in and they figured it was worth the dues. They ain't makin that mistake again.

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Old 11-18-2011, 11:34 PM   #1404
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Go for it AZ, it's $25/year but only $28.50 for a lifetime membership. $28.50 for the privilege of busting Capes balls for the rest of your life = WIN.

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Old 11-19-2011, 02:24 AM   #1405
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Nope. Schedule conflict. We flipped a coin, I lost.
I'm freakin pissed! You suck! Man up dude; do your wife, pull the bag off, and get your ass to the party. Not that I want to see just you, but I want to see a good "bird fight" between you and cape. Wings wide and feathers puffed, strutting around in a room talkin about your cidah, how clear and watery your pilsner is and how great Ani De Lesbo is.
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:30 AM   #1406
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Life is about choices.

We've got two invites for that night, the SSBC Xmas bash and Alices boss's party. The last time we went to his house he took us down to his cellar where he had previously decanted a 1986 Chateau Figeac St Emilion Grand Cru and a 1986 Margaux Chateau Palmer.

At last years Christmas party Robnoxious threw up on my shoes.

It's a pretty easy decision.

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Old 11-21-2011, 07:09 PM   #1407
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And no... why would be want to increase the brett activity?? (since there hopefully isn't any brett IN it.)
I wrote Vinnie and asked him about the brett in the consecration and he said that there is brett in the barrels. I thought I was going crazy and nope I'm not. He gave me the entire process and no I won't share.
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Old 11-21-2011, 08:55 PM   #1408
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Wrong barrel, young Grasshopper.

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Old 11-22-2011, 05:47 PM   #1409
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Ethical dilemma...

You are at a bar for lunch. The bartender is smokin' hot.

She is also startlingly stupid. Unbelievably stupid. Indescribably stupid! Mind blowingly stupid!


Do I just gaze upon the wonder that is her hot body, eat my ribs and leave, or do I kill her before she gets knocked up and further muddies up the visibility in the gene pool?

I'm of an age where I know that no matter how witty, rich, or well hung I may be she's not going to throw me a go, not even a charity go, so I can take the long view and do what is right for the species.

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Old 11-22-2011, 06:35 PM   #1410
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If you could post a picture I could give you a verdict.

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