It's your beer, if you want to waste it, it's your prerogative....I mean the fact that we talk about a big beer needing to carb and condition, to actually taste good is not just something we tease impatient noobs with...
We all want our beer to be done... I'd like to see my 1.080 above beers ready from grain to glass in a week, and served to me by red-headed twin penthouse pets wearing garter belts and fishnet stockings, with Irish accents, calling me "master luv gun," but we can't always get what we want can we?
To me I'd rather wait to have two case of great beer, than have 2 cases minus whatever I tried to rationalize sneaking a few. I'm in it to make good beer. And especially to drink good beer. And if my beer's not ready yet, I go buy some.
Like I said it's your beer, you can dress it up in a cheerleader's outfit and call it Sally for all we care. But if it is flat and taste like crap (which it more than likely will) just don't start an "Is my beer ruined thread?" And don't lament in a year how you wished you had a few more bottles of this awesome Imperial stout.
*shrug*