dantodd

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Impressive, do only intentional kills count? Do you include only mammals or do I get credit for arachnids, fowl and reptiles?

Orfy

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Well I managed over ten in one night. I've eaten 4 of them.



Animals that is not Hydros

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Have a beer on me.

Brewpastor

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Well, if we count micro organisms I am probably in the trillions by now!

Actually, I am speaking about unintended kills. 2 sheep, 1 pigeon and a mouse.

Brain cells don't count.

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dibby33

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I thought I had lost my hydro during a move so went and bought another one. Returned to house, found original one (that I had had for over ten years) and then it rolled off the worktop and proceeded to smash on the floor. All within a couple of minutes. A roller coaster of emotions!
...may go and buy a spare at lunchtime (lucky me has a HB shop within 15min of my work)

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Primarys : empty.
Secondary : Mead (2 gallon trials)
Bottled : all drunk
Drinking : A Lot.
Next Up : Pumpkin Ale

ryser2k

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I broke the glass candy thermometer I was using for brewing last week... just barely hit something with the top of it and it just shattered. Never broke a hydrometer, but then again I hardly ever use it

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On Deck: Kolsch
Bottled: Apfelwein!

Evan!

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Pastor,

Since you won't fill us in on all the gory details, let me posit a scenario that satisfies two separate but equally disturbing questions:

You were brewing in a barn, where there were several farm animals, birds, mice, etc. It was your first attempt at Wheat Beer, and you were very excited. But several minutes into the boil, tragedy struck. A boilover was imminent, so you made a mad dash to turn off the gas...but in the process, you knock over the whole rig. This ignites a horrendous fire that burns down the barn, killing two sheep, a pigeon and a mouse.

To this day, you're unable to even drink wheat beer, much less brew it, because of the horrible imagery that comes flooding back...

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.planned:
•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
.primary | bright:
98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)

Brewpastor

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OH MY GOD! It is like you were right there! At last my dark secret is out. I feel such a sense of relief of all that has been pinned up inside of me.

No, it was gas.

Actually, I bloated the sheep with spent grain, pegged the pigeon from across the brewery with a full bottle of beer and crushed the mouse with a cornie of dopple bock.

Each beer was named for the deceased:
Silence of the Lambic
Pelted Pigeon Pale Ale
Rodent Back Grand Cru

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the_bird

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Between this and your post yesterday about which of us had the most life insurance and the hottest wives....

You're quite unusual for a man of the Lord, aren't you?

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Brewsmith

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That is classic!

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Kegged:#150 Fat Tuba Pale Ale, #149 Dim-Wit, #148 Dead Bee Wit
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Tuba Sonata
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JnJ

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None.......

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