Be post #2. Pose with a picture of it, and shake your hand if I meet you.
Trade my Klondike Bar.
Take my brewing to a whole new level. And send you a mixed case every 6 months for the next two years.
I would talk to it nicely and be sure to feed it hot wort at least once a month.
"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems,"
I would trade in my mother-in-law for a chugger pump. I am sure that I would win on the deal.
Let you lay a finger on my Butterfinger...
["Oh no he di'int!" ]
Put a tooth under my pillow for the Chugger Fairy to pay me a visit?
for a stainless chugger pump?
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