Your experience dealing with idiot today

[Goofynewfie]

I work with a bunch of welders. I don't know where to begin.

I work at a university. I could write a book

 

[mike_in_ak]

My airlock isn't bubbling, should I rack to secondary?

 

[mike_in_ak]

I forgot to buy yeast but already brewed my beer, should I rack to secondary?

 

[mike_in_ak]

I made my beer from this kit in a can that expired 3 years ago and taste like fetus juice, should I rack to secondary?

 

[mike_in_ak]

I brewed a 1.15 RIS three days ago and it's not carbed up yet, should I dump the bottles and rack to secondary?

 

[mike_in_ak]

I brewed an ipa but subbed out chocolate nibs for the hops, should I rack to secondary?

 

[mike_in_ak]

I brewed some skeeter pee but instead of lemon juice I used tang and every time I drink it makes my wiener hurt, should i have racked it to secondary?

 

[hunter_le five]

Lmao mike, you're kind of a dick, and I mean that in the best way possible.

 

[mike_in_ak]

My dog farted in my fermenting bucket, should I rack to secondary?

 

[wolfstar]

A Knuckle Dragging Troglodyte brings a rabbit into the exotics animal hospital I work at part time. KDT claims the necrotic flesh and subcutaneous maggot infestation on the rabbit's rear end happened overnight. The rabbit had maggots crawling subcutaneously to the middle of it's spine...The rabbit was still alive.



The KDT actually had the gall to bawl when she made the decision to euthanize...

On a scale of one to ten, this is about a 6.5 or 7 in the realm of animal cruelty/neglect I deal with on a daily basis...

 

[Billy-Klubb]

you should rack to secondary.

 

[robertfraser]

Texting and driving is by far more dangerous than drinking and driving IMO.

Police need to crack down of these jackoffs. If caught TWD your phone should be confiscated and destroyed on the spot by the police officer.

This post reminds me of the Connecticut State Troopers who would "test" the case of your radar detector when they pulled you over with their baton.

I also used to Scuba dive, and the boat captains back then were very jealous of their wrck location numbers.
One particularyly "*******" captain felt it was his right to "watertest" any GPSs found on his boat. He didn't have the balles to

 

[robertfraser]

Texting and driving is by far more dangerous than drinking and driving IMO.

Police need to crack down of these jackoffs. If caught TWD your phone should be confiscated and destroyed on the spot by the police officer.

This post reminds me of the Connecticut State Troopers who would "test" the case of your radar detector when they pulled you over with their baton. I think their failure rate was percent.

I also used to Scuba dive, and the boat captains back then were very jealous of their wreck location coordinate numbers.
One particularyly "*******" captain felt it was his right to "watertest" any GPSs found on his boat. He didn't have the balls to actually do it, but he talked a good game.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Idiots.

All I want to do is pay for my my box of petite rubbers and a Twinkies and now I am going to spend the greater part of my afternoon watching this geriatric write out a check with the worst case of hand tremors that I have seen in a long time.

You buy "petite" condoms? I LOLed!

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

A Knuckle Dragging Troglodyte brings a rabbit into the exotics animal hospital I work at part time. KDT claims the necrotic flesh and subcutaneous maggot infestation on the rabbit's rear end happened overnight. The rabbit had maggots crawling subcutaneously to the middle of it's spine...The rabbit was still alive.



The KDT actually had the gall to bawl when she made the decision to euthanize...

On a scale of one to ten, this is about a 6.5 or 7 in the realm of animal cruelty/neglect I deal with on a daily basis...

Knuckle Dragging Troglodyte LOL!

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

You buy "petite" condoms? I LOLed!

Hey, it is what it is.

They wouldn't produce them if there wasn't a market. That is of course unless all petite rubbers were purchased as gag gifts.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

A Knuckle Dragging Troglodyte brings a rabbit into the exotics animal hospital I work at part time. KDT claims the necrotic flesh and subcutaneous maggot infestation on the rabbit's rear end happened overnight. The rabbit had maggots crawling subcutaneously to the middle of it's spine...The rabbit was still alive.



The KDT actually had the gall to bawl when she made the decision to euthanize...

On a scale of one to ten, this is about a 6.5 or 7 in the realm of animal cruelty/neglect I deal with on a daily basis...

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I could watch guys with wrenches beat Michael Vick to death slowly over the span of several hours and then go out to dinner and sleep like a baby. The one and only time I have fostered an animal I found it to be one of the most rewarding experiences in recent memory, but I have nightmares about the terrible things I want to do to his former owners. It certainly doesnt help that Schrodinger is the best cat on the planet.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

I'm pretty sure the old lady in OP actually works at my local Walmart. As a cashier. At the express checkout.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

I'm pretty sure the old lady in OP actually works at my local Walmart. As a cashier. At the express checkout.

Good point. Why is it that they put either the old lady or the slow morbidly obese woman in the express checkout.

Put these employees in the slow line and replace them with other employees who enjoy living their lives high on uppers.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

While on the subject of the checkout line, how about those pinheads who choose to stand in a line 10 deep with every individual having a cart full of groceries.

Just a few short steps from the herd is a line with only two people in it with only a handful of items. Sometimes I think people truly enjoy the torturous experience of wasting away an extra 20 mins of their day staring at the back of someones head while listening to their 15 children scream and fidget.

This is not necessarily a compliant of mine. It actually makes my day much easier. I do a quick scan of all 50 registers at wally world then make a B line to most promising line while taking all factors into consideration including the length of the line, number of items, age, size and state of consciousness of both employees and fellow customers.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Good God man, is Walmart the only game in town? I personally avoid it like the clap.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Good God man, is Walmart the only game in town? I personally avoid it like the clap.

No, but they are the only ones in town who carry the petite rubbers that I like. All the others seem to fall off.

 

[mojo_wire]

If you shop at Wal Mart for then you deserve whatever you get, be it an inconvenient trip through the check out line, food poisoning from the 20 pounds of raw hamburger, or an allergic reaction to the awful quality clothes they imported from China.

The only exception to this is if you absolutely cannot afford to shop anywhere else.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I'd get'em online. Fewer idiots and comes in clear brown paper packaging.

Of course, the ones I personally use have a fullsized printing of the Magna Carta on the outside.

 

[maxamuus]

Hell id buy them by the case then as to not to have to endure Walmart but once every 10 years.

Ever thought of having the boys snipped? That would only be a couple of painful days as opposed to this ongoing torturing you are enduring at Walmart.

 

[maxamuus]

Or this http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/nid/229/pid/3378

If they are Japanese im guessing they are petite.

 

[g-love]

I heard of someone having a first date at Costco with a big full of "disguises" for when they came back to the sample table the second and third time. Monocle, top hat, tutu over the clothes, that sort of thing.

I approve of this whole-heartedly.

That's f****** money! Love it!

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Hell id buy them by the case then as to not to have to endure Walmart but once every 10 years.

Ever thought of having the boys snipped? That would only be a couple of painful days as opposed to this ongoing torturing you are enduring at Walmart.

Id'e buy them by the case but they always seem to expire before I am able to use them.

That's why I go for the 3 pack. Usually gives me 2 or 3 years to use.

 

[cfonnes]

This morning as I drove by Walmart I say a guy walking in to go shopping, what an idiot.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

This morning as I drove by Walmart I say a guy walking in to go shopping, what an idiot.

Before going to Walmart I like to do a cost-benefit analysis.

I ask myself if the amount that I save is worth the extra time and headache that I will likely experience.

If I am able to save $75 while spending an additional 20 mins of my time dealing with multiple jackoffs I will usually endure the pain and bite the bullet.