You know what I hate?

[Milhouse]

I hate when people root for the other team just to piss me off.

 

[goplayoutside]

people who think that people who disagree with them are stupid

 

[Fingers]

people who think that people who disagree with them are stupid

Oh come on now! At least make it a little difficult for DB.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I hate when people refer to their favorite sports team as "we" like they're on the friggin' roster.

I hate people that ride along in my blind spot. I speed up, they speed up. I slow down, they slow down. Grrr.....


I hate people that whine about the winters here in Wisconsin. Hey, buddy- this is a big country. If you don't like the weather here- move to friggin' Florida.


I'm not real fond of Christmas, either. Never have been.

More to come, I'm sure........

 

[DeathBrewer]

Oh come on now! At least make it a little difficult for DB.

seriously...what a stupid pet peeve j/k

 

[shecky]

I hate when people close the door on an unoccupied bathroom.

I hate when people can't or refuse to laugh.

I hate when people do nothing but complain.

And I really, really, really with every fiber of my being hate the NY Yankees.

 

[sause]

The slow driver that gets mad and speeds up when you try to pass them.

I whole heartily agree with you. That seriously pisses me off because they chose to do that you make you mad.

Or for that matter, the one who drives slowly on a road where there’s no hope of passing them. Just because you’re not in a hurry to get where you’re going doesn’t mean that you need to make me late! My time’s important to me. The less time I spend behind you, the more time I have to do other things.

This I have no sympathy for you. I normally drive slowly but at least the speed limit but I'm not going to change my driving habits just because you got behind me. Just my thoughts.


And to add to the list:
FIBS
People who talk on their cell phones when checking out at a store. Tell them you'll call them back in three minutes and be f**king courteous to the people in front of you.
And FIBS

 

[TxBrew]

I hate our current tax system.

 

[Laurel]

People who feel like the world owes them something. Just because something's not fair doesn't mean that people need to do something to make it better for you, or that you deserve for it to be better. Stuff isn't fair, get over it.

Economic bailouts - be it corporate or personal. Don't reward people or companies for bad financial decisions. We're going into a recession either way. Let them deal with their problems and don't keep dumping blood into a body with a hemorrhage without addressing the problem.

 

[MikeFlynn74]

I hate people who after youve cooked for them - they salt and pepper the living **** out of the food before ever tasting it.

Or the people who try to tell you that you need 900 spices on your hamburgers.

 

[jcarson83]

People that take themselves too seriously and can't have a discussion about an important issue without getting really pissed.

People that can have a serious discussion about important issues but their view of the world is so far off that it makes it impossible. (conspiracy theorists)

 

[Deacon1856]

I like conspiracy theorists! They're never dull anyway...

 

[flyangler18]

Obnoxious cell-phone users. Checkout lanes, elevators and carpools are not appropriate places to have personal conversations- nothing is that urgent that you can't excuse yourself from the call and continue it in the privacy of your vehicle or office.

Colleagues who have absolutely nothing to talk about in a social atmosphere except work.

Incompetence in conducting a conference call when 90% of the participants aren't in the friggin' room.

 

[shecky]

Supposed customer service folks who chew gum, talk on the phone, make you feel as if you're impinging on their time or generally just act like douchenozzles to your face.

Folks who want to talk to me about sports all the time. It's what I do for a living, but believe it or not I am able to carry on an intelligent conversation about a wide range of things.

Bad coffee (not the HBT member, actual bad coffee).

 

[brauhaus]

EWWW! I had a guy come into the bathroom, sit down in the stale next to me, drop a deuce, then got up (not sure if he wiped?), flushed and just walked out...

I immediately yanked the spray lysol and sprayed down everything in the bathroom... I'm a germ-freak like that...

I avoided and did not shake this dude's hand.

 

[jmulligan]

People that think they know more than you do about a topic (even when you have 2 freaking degrees in it) and they proceed to lecture to you about said topic, getting all manner of concepts wrong.

Mothers that think the sun shines out of their dip**** kid's ass. I just watched your kid try to set my cat's tail on fire, go tell someone else he's "so sweet."

Blonde (I'm a brunette, I naturally hate blondes) young women (~18-26) who sit near me on the commuter train and "Oh my God, Becky!" for 45 minutes on their hot-pink cell phones while wearing fuzzy boots and stretch pants (barf!).

That guy that you hang out with that has 2 Rolling Rocks and starts the hi-fiving and "Dude, I'm so drunk!" by 8:30 pm. Oh, and of course if you give him a sip of IPA, he will accordingly wrinkle up his face and say it tastes terrible.

 

[shecky]

That guy that you hang out with that has 2 Rolling Rocks and starts the hi-fiving and "Dude, I'm so drunk!" by 8:30 pm. Oh, and of course if you give him a sip of IPA, he will accordingly wrinkle up his face and say it tastes terrible.

You can't throw that out there without telling the accompanying story.

 

[jpsloan]

I hate people who call it the "Macy's Day Parade" instead of the "Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade."

I don't recall the federal government granting Macy's a special holiday...

 

[jmulligan]

You can't throw that out there without telling the accompanying story.

Let's just say I had to help prop him up against a lightpole later that night, and got to watch him decorate the snow-covered sidewalk. At least he wasn't expelling good beer. And he had my pity, because he was going to be in some deep poop when he went home to his old lady (literally - she's 21 years older than him).

Ahhh youth!

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

That guy that you hang out with that has 2 Rolling Rocks and starts the hi-fiving and "Dude, I'm so drunk!" by 8:30 pm. Oh, and of course if you give him a sip of IPA, he will accordingly wrinkle up his face and say it tastes terrible.

Anyone ever saying "Dude, I'm so druck". I find that extremely annoying.

 

[StunnedMonkey]

I hate it when I'm fixing myself a snack or maybe getting some wings or something for carryout and I ask SWMBO, "Can I make/get you something?", and she says "no, I don't want anything"...and then she proceeds to eat half of the stuff I made/got for me.

I've learned, and now routinely make/get twice what I really want, but still. If you want something, just say so.

And olives. I hate olives.

 

[jmulligan]

And olives. I hate olives.

+10,000,000

But I will eat an entire jar of pickles, including the brine (but ONLY whole Vlasic Kosher dills..mmm!)

 

[flyangler18]

When SWMBO replies 'I don't care' when I ask what she wants for dinner, then proceeds to turn her nose up at or veto every suggestion I offer.

But it could be worse. MUCH worse.

 

[jpsloan]

Anyone ever saying "Dude, I'm so druck". I find that extremely annoying.

I believe I've once heard that referred to as the Sorority Mating Call.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Depends on geography. Sometimes it sounds like "man am I wasted"

 

[KopyKat]

I hate people that get food at restaurants and salt it before they taste it...."Oh, I know it will need salt." No you don't! And they wonder why their blood pressure is high.

Believe it or not. My sister-in-law who is in her mid 50s salts food before tasting it. She even salts potato chips, I swear this is true. I saw her over the holidays and she still claims she doesn't even come close to having high blood pressure.

Ok, and now my hates:

Hold up, I'm thinking.

I am working on it, leave me the ***k alone for a minute.

I really hate being pressured for a instant answer.

I will get back with you all later when I think of something....

 

[Evan!]

You know what I hate? People who seem to not know that urine is sterile, and that me taking a piss is no different than me scratching my arm. Yet, I don't see anyone complaining that I don't wash my hands every time I scratch my arm. Oh, yeah, you may say that me touching my junk gets stuff on my hands, but that's nonsense unless I never shower, which is false. And anyway, even if I were to wash my hands every time I pissed, I'd pick up a bunch of nasty germs from the door handle on the way out of the bathroom anyway. Poo, that's another matter, what with fecal coliforms and all. But getting your panties in a bunch because I don't wash my hands after peeing just shows ignorance. There's an assload of nasty germs on your keyboard, it's pretty much the worst collector of germs you come into contact with regularly...but do you wash your hands every time you get up from your computer? My guess is no. So STFU.

 

[FireBrewer]

When SWMBO replies 'I don't care' when I ask what she wants for dinner, then proceeds to turn her nose up at or veto every suggestion I offer.

LMAO! I feel your pain, my friend. I know it all too well.

I hate people who don't drink. I don't trust them.

Neither did John Wayne, and more true words were never spoken. When the ********* who built my house first told me he didn't drink, I should've known then he was going to be a problem.

Things that I hate:

• The lying ********* that built my house
• Bad, discourteous driving: aggressiveness, tailgating, etc. Your lack of planning doesn't constitute an emergency on my part. The world doesn't revolve around you, get over it.
• People who use bullets to unnecessarily annotate a simple list
• Lack of manners
• Parking in the fire lane. There's a reason why the store paid the paving company to paint lines in the parking lot and there's a reason why everyone else is parked there. Your fat, selfish ass could probably use some exercise anyway.
• Reality TV
• Nursing homes
• My holier-than-thou neighbors. Really. I hate 'em.
• Pennsylvania beer laws. WTF?!
• People who don't have kids that criticize parents. Unless you have 'em, you don't have the first clue about raising them.

And that's the short version.

 

[Brewin_Bob]

I hate ...

- stupidity in all of its various forms
- people that can't CLOSE THEIR ****!NG MOUTH WHEN THEY ARE CHEWING, [rant] if you're 4 years old, then ok, you're still learning, but come the **** on, you're 30 fvckin' years old, ya retarded douchenugget with cheese!!!! [/rant]
- people that insist that they NEED a calculator for basic math
- people that say "Why read the book? I just saw the movie."
- people that insist that they are right even though you've provided proof/witnesses to the fact
- Beyoncè, over-hyped in my opinion. Which is it b!tch? Want me to pay your bills, bills, bills or are you an independent woman
- Oprah, I'd swear that I read that she was the anti-christ (ok, I can't back that up, totally false ... still hate her though)
- man-haters
- woman-haters
- child abusers
- spousal abusers
- thugs
- wanna-be thugs
- INTOLERANCE


Holy crap! I guess there were a few things I needed to get out in the open. I'm sure I'll be back later.

 

[FireBrewer]

Holy crap! I guess there were a few things I needed to get out in the open. I'm sure I'll be back later.

Cathartic, isn't it? Prosting this for sure.