You know what I hate?

[imaguitargod]

Mustard. I hate mustard...the sight of it makes me gag....it's that yellow color...

 

[Beerrific]

Mustard. I hate mustard...the sight of it makes me gag....it's that yellow color...

 

[flyangler18]

Gum snappers.

Piss-poor grammar and punctuation in emails (especially work emails). Nay, EVERYWHERE- including forums. If you can't be arsed to write in complete sentences without a scintilla of regard for punctuation and conventions of the written word, what makes you think I want to give myself a migraine trying to deconstruct your lazy English?

Toilet loaded the wrong. frigging. way. Over the top, people. Not rocket science.

SWMBO's hair in the drain. Sweet Jesus that makes me batty. And toothpaste left in the sink.

 

[Brewin_Bob]

... McDonald's ...

 

[DeathBrewer]

Blonde (I'm a brunette, I naturally hate blondes) young women (~18-26) who sit near me on the commuter train and "Oh my God, Becky!" for 45 minutes on their hot-pink cell phones while wearing fuzzy boots and stretch pants (barf!).

i'm just gonna go ahead and take this one step further.

i hate blondes AND i hate pink. i don't really like becky, either.

 

[srm775]

This I have no sympathy for you. I normally drive slowly but at least the speed limit but I'm not going to change my driving habits just because you got behind me. Just my thoughts.

Figures ... FWBS always do this kind of stuff.

And FIBS

You know what I don't hate? I don't hate that Wisconsin is Illinois personal vacation spot. It's like Illinois lite (only its definitely not light).

Oh, and I hate the Packers.

 

[PvtSkippy]

People who insist on holding a cell phone conversation while "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl".

Oh, and the bastardized word "supposably".

 

[shecky]

Piss-poor grammar and punctuation in emails (especially work emails). Nay, EVERYWHERE- including forums. If you can't be arsed to write in complete sentences without a scintilla of regard for punctuation and conventions of the written word, what makes you think I want to give myself a migraine trying to deconstruct your lazy English?

I think I love you.

I hate hair spray.

I hate when the Starbucks clerk looks at me like I'm uncouth because I simply asked for a large coffee.

 

[jmulligan]

Oh, and the bastardized word "supposably".

YES!

I also hate when people use the word weary when they mean to use wary or leery. It's like they've combined it, and I hear this often, from supposedly educated people. "I'm weary of using that expert, I'm not sure if she's most appropriate for this topic." UGH.

Oh, and I don't "hate" this per se, but it bugs me when people say "acrossed" and "heighth." Those are not proper English.

 

[Brewin_Bob]

- people that think a "blinged" out '76 Toyota Cressida is pimpin' (yes, I intentionally left off the 'g')
- haters of living room furniture placed on the front porch (for you, Shecky )
- Hummer owners (you live in *insert city here* ... YOU DON'T NEED A FVCKING HUMMER)
- people that put "rumble" mufflers on 15 year old wrecks and then want to act like they're "cool" just like the guys on Fast and the Furious
- people that insist that their wants are in fact needs (you don't need a $300 purse, you don't need to get the new Jordans every time they come out)
- people that won't SHUT THE **** UP during a movie
- movies that ended up being wastes of my money and time (Journey to the Center of the Earth)
- movies based on books/comic books/video games that are horrible
- Twilight, the movie not the book, I fully intend to read the book, SWMBO said book series is a page turner
- Smallville series on WB
- David Carr
- Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana
- Disney, they still do quality stuff, just no where near as often as they used to
- marketing campaigns that use children to get adults to buy **** for said children (this can also be filed under 'wants that are NOT needs')
- people that say "like" every five words


Holy feck. Maybe I should change name to Angry_Bob. I need to go visit Revvy's puppy cam thread. Aaaahhhh. Anger fading ... fading ... RISING ... fading ... ... gone.

 

[Short Drive]

Oh, and I hate the Packers.

The Bears still suck, FIB.

I hate all opposing sports teams. Don't we all.

Coming home from work and SWMBO saying "did you eat?" Which means I didn't eat would you make me something.

Bosses that request a meeting but don't tell you what it is about. I guess they don't want good answers to the questions they ask.

 

[Brewin_Bob]

Oh, and the bastardized word "supposably".

*eye twitches* Bob's gettin' angry!

 

[shecky]

*eye twitches* Bob's gettin' angry!

Look out, Bob's pissed.

Hi Bob.
Hi Bob.
How ya doing, Bob?
Hey Bob.
Good to see you Bob.
Hi Bob.

 

[Brewin_Bob]

I hate when the Starbucks clerk looks at me like I'm uncouth because I simply asked for a large coffee.

I hate Sh1tsucks in general. They've brainwashed a large chunk of society to think that a 20 oz. drink that only has MAYBE 5 oz. of actual coffee is coffee. IF I have to go in, I ask, in the style of Dennis Leary, for "coffee flavored f@#kin' coffee".

 

[Brewin_Bob]

Look out, Bob's pissed.

Hi Bob.
Hi Bob.
How ya doing, Bob?
Hey Bob.
Good to see you Bob.
Hi Bob.

Lol, hi Shecky.

 

[shecky]

Lol, hi Shecky.

I love that movie. Just had to break it out.

Wait, this is the hate thread.

I hate Tom Cruise, Britney Spears and any other supposedly talented twit who just won't go away.

I hate TV with very few exceptions.

I hate mashed pototoes, cucumbers, pickles and eggplant.

 

[HBHoss]

Poison Oak
the use of the word "anyways" drop the "S" the word is "anyway"

 

[FireBrewer]

Piss-poor grammar and punctuation in emails (especially work emails). Nay, EVERYWHERE- including forums. If you can't be arsed to write in complete sentences without a scintilla of regard for punctuation and conventions of the written word, what makes you think I want to give myself a migraine trying to deconstruct your lazy English?

 

[jmulligan]

I hate...pickles...

I think I just died a little.

How can anyone hate pickles??? It's ok, it's ok... that just means there's more for me, right? Yeah, yeah, more for me...

I hate beets - seriously, they taste like dirt.

 

[DeathBrewer]

pickles??? mash potatoes??? beets??

you guys are crazy...those are wonderful foods!

 

[Brewin_Bob]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's hilarious! Godz, I hate that commercial!!

 

[HBHoss]

I think I just died a little.

How can anyone hate pickles??? It's ok, it's ok... that just means there's more for me, right? Yeah, yeah, more for me...

I hate beets - seriously, they taste like dirt.

You should wash the beets first. You can have the Dill I'll take the sweet pickles.

 

[shecky]

I think I just died a little.

How can anyone hate pickles??? It's ok, it's ok... that just means there's more for me, right? Yeah, yeah, more for me...

I hate beets - seriously, they taste like dirt.

I'm weary of your hatred for my hatred of pickles.

I hate ESPN for making me bust my nuts on deadline just so some stupid game can be on its stupid network

I also hate ESPN for somehow making it OK for people to kill noun-verb agreement such as "Miami had their ass handed to them by the Patriots." Ugh.

 

[jmulligan]

You should wash the beets first. You can have the Dill I'll take the sweet pickles.

Washing doesn't help beets, even canned ones taste like topsoil.
Good, keep those gross sweet pickles away from me (bread and butter, gherkins, yuck!).

 

[Deacon1856]

Oooo...beets, sweet pickles, radishes...HORRIBLE. Just horrible.

 

[flyangler18]

Flagrantly incorrect plurals.....CD's, 1980's, etc. Plural not a bloody possessive!!

 

[shecky]

Flagrantly incorrect plurals.....CD's, 1980's, etc. Plural not a bloody possessive!!

Now I'm sure I love you.

I hate the word "got." As in, I got to go to bed. *shudders in horror*

 

[BugleBrew]

Rex Grossman and the Bears' secondary
People who tailgate. Oh my god I hate people that tailgate
People that don't know how four way stops work
People that use their brights constantly when driving at night
People that misuse to, too, and two.
Employees that are overly "helpful" in stores
People that say "Axed" instead of "Asked"
Sports commentators that constantly say "They control their own destiny." Holy hell, say something of substance.

 

[Bob]

People who don't have kids that criticize parents. Unless you have 'em, you don't have the first clue about raising them.

Horsepuckey. I may not have kids, but I can spot uncorrected bad behavior when I see it. My dogs are better-behaved than some kids. Kid behaving badly = bad parenting. QED. Why should I have to placidly endure rotten behavior because I've chosen not to whelp a sprog? If it takes a village to raise a child, I'm the stereotypical crotchety old bastard who lives on the outskirts taking rock-salt potshots at rotten little bastards who cut through my yard and trample my hops vines.

Piss-poor grammar and punctuation in emails (especially work emails). Nay, EVERYWHERE- including forums. If you can't be arsed to write in complete sentences without a scintilla of regard for punctuation and conventions of the written word, what makes you think I want to give myself a migraine trying to deconstruct your lazy English?

Er. Word. [ducking]

Things This Bob (neither Angry_Bob nor Brewin_Bob) Cannot Abide:

Poor communication. If you have little grasp of the language, kindly refrain from interacting with me. If you cannot impart a sentence which contains less than one expletive (deliberately used for emphasis), kindly refrain from interacting with me. If you cannot impart a sentence without the word "like" as an audible pause, ditto. For that matter, if you "Um" or "Er" more than once in a sentence, kindly tie yourself to the stake. I'll handle the kerosene and torch.

Automated telephone menus. These are the cause of two-thirds of the world's negative emotion and energy, even when they work properly.

Roundabouts. People should be trained in Driver's Ed to deal properly with roundabouts. If you can't, stay out of them.

Sobriety checkpoints. Such a violation of basic civil rights is one goose-step away from "Ihre papieren, bitte."

Shopping malls between 30 September and 1 March. Let's see if I have this straight - the societal pressures caused by overwhelming marketing cause an upsurge seasonal-affective disorder, causing pharmaceutical companies to market treatment drugs. Gotcha.

People who use the word "Nazi" to describe others who wish to hold them to some sort of standard. "Style-Nazi" is the appropriate usage in this milieu.

The ludicrous idea that elitism is in itself evil. That rewarding above-average je ne sais quois is demeaning or undesireable. That being proud of above-average accomplishment (you know, the stuff that makes one elite) is socially unacceptable. That everyone on the Little League team gets a trophy. Essentially, that rewards are given regardless of whether or not they are earned. And we wonder why our society has entitlement issues.

I think that covers it for at least the next half-hour.

Bob

 

[HBHoss]

Now I'm sure I love you.

I hate the word "got." As in, I got to go to bed. *shudders in horror*

I ain'ts gots knows money's anyways!