you are not a probrewer

[m1k3]

i dont want to hear about your PRODUCTION SCHEDULE or FLEET OF KEGS.

please provide other example of thing a homebrewer ought not say....

Sent from my Matricom G-Box Midnight MX2 using Home Brew mobile app

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"Sent from my Matricom G-Box Midnight MX2 using Home Brew mobile app"

 

[Hopinista]

Lol

 

[Dynachrome]

this floated into my head:

I brewed this batch in my underwear.

 

[brettg20]

"Sent from my Matricom G-Box Midnight MX2 using Home Brew mobile app"

This

 

[Hamaki]

i dont want to hear about your PRODUCTION SCHEDULE or FLEET OF KEGS.

please provide other example of thing a homebrewer ought not say....

Sent from my Matricom G-Box Midnight MX2 using Home Brew mobile app

Does the below best represent a production schedule, or fleet of kegs or both?

keg 1 - iIPA dry hopped 8.5%ABV (not on tap)
keg 2 - iIPA no dry hops 8.5%ABV (in the mini fridge)
keg 3 - Stout 7.5%ABV (full and carbed - in closet 67F)
keg 4 - Stout 7.5%ABV (on tap #3)
keg 5 - iIPA no dry hops 8.5%ABV (on tap #2)

 

[fearwig]

Great thread. Chest-beating much? I can't physically roll my eyes any harder.

If you brew for a job, great, sounds fun. Why spend your spare time in a homebrew forum pretending that's a badge of distinction, not a job? Call your kegs whatever you want, call them Susan.

 

[GrogNerd]

fermenter 1 - StarSan
fermenter 2 - air
fermenter 3 - air
fermenter 4 - air

ought not tell people about empty buckets

 

[Demon]

Yes I am.

 

[kombat]

It's not a "brite tank," it's a carboy.

 

[Zuljin]

Really? With a sig like that?

 

[m1k3]

Stirring the pot with a spoon = The whirlpool.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

my production schedule has not met expectations. my fleet of kegs needs refilled.

 

[ja09]

Stirring the pot with a spoon = The whirlpool.

Haha. I just lol'd all the way to my brite tank

 

[bob1852]

please provide other example of thing a homebrewer ought not say....

from your very own sig...

iIPA no dry hops

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"I don't like beer."
"I only drink Bud Light. I brew just because I want to fit in."
"I'm a pro-brewer with a production schedule and a fleet of kegs."
"I just vomited into my primary. Is it still ok?"
"The secret to perfectly carbonated beer is to fart into the bottles before filling them."

 

[jwalker1140]

A couple mason jars of old slurry != yeast bank.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

A couple mason jars of old slurry != yeast bank.

geez! I have another kind of bank going then!





it's change, you sickos.

 

[mattd2]

a couple mason jars of old slurry = yeast bank!

ftfy

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I just farted

 

[smccarter]

What the he!! are you people talking about.

Wierdos.

 

[Zuljin]

"I don't like beer."
"I only drink Bud Light. I brew just because I want to fit in."
"I'm a pro-brewer with a production schedule and a fleet of kegs."
"I just vomited into my primary. Is it still ok?"
"The secret to perfectly carbonated beer is to fart into the bottles before filling them."

We were just talking about vomit beer here yesterday. Today, too, I think. It's what we pros do.

 

[m1k3]

Fermentation is complete, time to go to packaging.

 

[Hopinista]

I don't think the OP realizes everyone else is making fun of him

 

[Hamaki]

I don't think the OP realizes everyone else is making fun of him

I'd like to think that he knows we've been having some fun at his expense but is big enough not to take it too personally. Just havin' a good time. I like that.

 

[roastquake]

things a homebrewer shouldn't say:

"this months profits where...."

 

[Hopinista]

things a homebrewer shouldn't say:

"this months profits where...."

"...did I put them?" ?

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Enough.