Words that should never be in a beer's name

[Obliviousbrew]

"Colon crusader" chocolate stout

 

[BoomerHarley]

Years ago I brewed a big ridiculous Kitchen sink porter. This beer had everything and wasn't horrible.

I named it "Yeast Infection"

 

[JonM]

Colon blow? Super Colon blow? Oops I Crapped My Pants?

 

[ksbrain]

DFH had a ************* Imperial Pilsner. They renamed it... for obvious reasons

 

[edds5p0]

I call my milk stout "Yeasty Doughball".

 

[lloydhudson]

Just had this discussion with Brewer Assistant yesterday, I do not have any good ideas but I do not like any thing that refers to drunkeness, Maybe because of lot of Drunken acquaintenances i alreadyhave rep and do not want connotation of beer equates with drunkard

We've talked in the lousy labels thread about terrible labels that send the wrong message about a beer. I think as a field dominated by men, there is a fair bit of crudeness in beer naming, or inside-joke kinds of names that just seem dumb to anyone that would be buying the product. So what words should never be used in a beer's name?

Here's a few I've been thinking of:

Slobber
Knocker
Dog
"PG" Swear words like ass, bitch, etc.
Drool
Hair

Anyone else?

 

[ffaoe]

fake
slimy
tainted
infected
rotten
swolen
putrid
any term you might hear in a doctors office for that matter