Wife and Fat Kitty

[JohnSand]

#1 followed by #5. Although, obsessively skinny would annoy me. I like a woman with curves, so I could be convinced to go with #3, minus the stray cat part.

I propose #6: Get ride of the cat. Convince your wife she is beautiful as she is and should eat a cheese burger now and then, but continue to hit the gym so she can look and feel good!

Don't worry a bit, she loves cheeseburgers. And, while thin, she's also busty, so I have something to hold. I'm ten years into convincing her that she's beautiful. It's not a bad passtime.

 

[blaster_54738]

We've always had plump cats. Our first one lived about 16 years and was a happy 18 pounds. Current kitty is 10 years old and weighs in about 25 pounds. I'd keep the cat fat myself!

 

[JohnSand]

One of our cats became pretty overweight. She loves food, and would often follow us around, meow-ing until we fed her. What I eventually learned is that when I fed her to appease her, I didn't have to fill her bowl back up to the top each time. I could just sprinkle in a few fresh bits of her kibble on top of the crumbs and it had the same effect - she'd stop complaining (for a few hours, at least). In her mind, she'd been "fed," so that was that. She didn't seem to care whether we gave her a mound of food, or just a few pieces.

We've slowly seen her gradually get back down to a much healthier weight.

Thank you, this works. It's too soon to see any weight loss, but she eats less and complains less. (The cat, not the wife) You will all be pleased to know that my wife has now decided that this strategy was her idea in the first place. Sorry Kombat, she refuses to give you even a footnote.

 

[BBQB]

My wife has five sisters. But I'm reserving the hot one in case this doesn't work out!

Err...for me, not you.

I kid I kid


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[JohnSand]

Lol