Why the UK is better than the US

[johnnyboy1965]

Ok. Tin hat time. This is only a joke. please reply but dont take it Personal.

Our footballs are balls.

 

[FreeM80s]

our crickets are insects...

 

[IrregularPulse]

our crickets are insects...

hahahah win

 

[Skins_Brew]

 

[IrregularPulse]

I wouldn't call the guy a troll! He was just making a joke.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

because the K is closer to the U on the keyboard. Easier for stubby fingers to type.

Edit: Whoops. Sleep deprivation! The only leagal recreation drug.

 

[IrregularPulse]

because the K is closer to ths S on the keyboard. Easier for stubby fingers to type.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Yeah. I got nuthin'.

Swap the S with a U and, maybe it makes more sense.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Get some sleep Gila

 

[johnnyboy1965]

because the K is closer to the U on the keyboard. Easier for stubby fingers to type.

Edit: Whoops. Sleep deprivation! The only leagal recreation drug.

This I like

 

[Skins_Brew]

i figured the completely random post and low number of posts were kind of trolly

 

[johnnyboy1965]

Albert Einstien.
b.04/01/1879
Warwickshire.England. UK

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Albert Einstien.
b.04/01/1879
Warwickshire.England. UK

d.04/18/1955
Princeton, New Jersey

Even his mass times constant squared = getting the fook outta the Ewww Kay. Apparently, his theory of relativity derived the locical conclusion that a continent need be between him and his family.

 

[johnnyboy1965]

d.04/18/1955
Princeton, New Jersey

Even his mass times constant squared = getting the fook outta the Ewww Kay. Apparently, his theory of relativity derived the locical conclusion that a continent need be between him and his family.

Agree totally... but if you missed it ...check out his date of birth

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Agree totally... but if you missed it ...check out his date of birth

Yeah. I did. Is why I did the death date bit.

Or, is there something I am missing signifigant about the actual date?

January 4th or April 1st (Fools Day is that it?). Positive neutral or positive ground. I always forget how you backwards Brummies do it.

 

[johnnyboy1965]

Yeah. I did. Is why I did the death date bit.

Or, is there something I am missing signifigant about the actual date?

January 4th or April 1st (Fools Day is that it?). Positive neutral or positive ground. I always forget how you backwards Brummies do it.

Many Thanks for calling me "a backwards Brummie" LOL LOL
Still ROFPMSL

 

[BioBeing]

Albert Einstien.
b.04/01/1879
Warwickshire.England. UK

Huh? He was German. From the Wiki:

Albert Einstein was born in Ulm, in the Kingdom of Württemberg in the German Empire on 14 March 1879.[7]

Next, you are going to tell me he went to my alma mater, the University of Warwick...

 

[johnnyboy1965]

I dont understand his death date?
Or am I just a thick "backwards Brummie" ?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Many Thanks for calling me "a backwards Brummie" LOL LOL
Still ROFPMSL

Back to your end you hairy axe wound!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I dont understand his death date?
Or am I just a thick "backwards Brummie" ?

Just noting that even he had the sense to gtfo and go where FootBall is REAL. Not just a bunch of pansies with a inflated hacky sack.

btw, hope you realize I am just winding you up. Well past time for me to hit the cot and I am knackered.

Had a live in Brit at Mum's house when I was pre-adult. That guy was loaded with the slang speak. Some stuck. Some googled.

 

[johnnyboy1965]

Huh? He was German. From the Wiki:

Albert Einstein was born in Ulm, in the Kingdom of Württemberg in the German Empire on 14 March 1879.[7]

Next, you are going to tell me he went to my alma mater, the University of Warwick...

Dont believe everthing you read on Wikipedia. A.Einstien was actually born in a small village named Balsall Heath, Birmingham, UK.
He moved to Germany at a very yonug age, where he was never taught, mathematics, by a distant cousin of mine, who never existed, anyway

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Dont believe everthing you read on Wikipedia. A.Einstien was actually born in a small village named Balsall Heath, Birmingham, UK.
He moved to Germany at a very yonug age, where he was never taught, mathematics, by a disdent(sp) cousin of mine, who never existed, anyway

Okay, in American english, what's a "yonug age"?

 

[johnnyboy1965]

Just noting that even he had the sense to gtfo and go where FootBall is REAL. Not just a bunch of pansies with a inflated hacky sack.

btw, hope you realize I am just winding you up. Well past time for me to hit the cot and I am knackered.

Had a live in Brit at Mum's house when I was pre-adult. That guy was loaded with the slang speak. Some stuck. Some googled.

Its all ways a pleasure

 

[johnnyboy1965]

For the fist time in ages Ive absolutley PMSL "Hairy Axe Wound"
Oh TY still laughing now.

 

[kjung]

Ok. Tin hat time. This is only a joke. please reply but dont take it Personal.

Our footballs are balls.

But OUR football TAKES balls!!!

 

[the_bird]

Brit TV (at least the stuff exported here) kicks the **** out of almost everything in the U.S.

But, it would all be in GERMAN if our folks and grandfolks hadn't bailed your asses out!

 

[riverfrontbrewer]

Really? A "we could easily slam the Brits" thread and nobody has mentioned their love of sucking ****?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Brit TV (at least the stuff exported here) kicks the **** out of almost everything in the U.S.

Yeah. That Monty Python rocks.

 

[homebrewer_99]

It's easier to be a "United" Kingdom (3 countries) since you don't have 50 States...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

America is better than the UK for sending Americans to the moon.

America is worse than the UK for not sending all of them.