Funny, I don't see any German references. I do see a link to Brau Kaiser's site which doesn't support your assertion -
http://braukaiser.com/wiki/index.php?title=Experiment_Pitching_Rate_and_Oxygenation
I don't think you're going to get too many people excited about a wiki that happens to support you. I didn't read it myself, but I tend to be skeptical of articles that can be literally edited by anybody with a computer and an internet connection, especially if they contradict everything else I've ever heard. Also, I can't speak to the OP, but my guess would be that the lack of German references has something to do with the fact that the majority of the people reading this cannot read German.
And you assume incorrectly sir. My 100+ page brewing spreadsheet is infamous among my friends. I plan everything I do weeks in advance. Guess again?
I think you missed the point on this one. The point is, the things maskednegator mentioned are things that are also very helpful in making a consistent, repeatable process. Obviously those are things you'd be completely uninterested in if you truly believe that the things the BMC brewers have in mind while brewing are orthogonal to your own beliefs.
When designing a science experiment, one would try to control as many variables as possible. For example, if one were to do an experiment that for whatever reason involved shooting a cannon to see how far the cannonball went, it's pretty obvious you'd want to use the same size and weight of cannonball every time, as well as the same amount of gunpowder if you're aiming for the same distance. However, other things such as barometric pressure, wind, temperature, and a variety of other external factors would also be important. If you focused all your attention on the size and weight of the cannonball and the amount of gunpowder used, and worked all day on a sunny, windless, 75 degree day to see how much gunpowder to use for a certain size cannonball to make it go a certain distance, it's pretty obvious that if you went out the next day and it was 55 degrees, rainy, and with 25 mph winds, your data would not be very useful.
Similarly, let's say that the different distances you want the cannonball to go roughly correlate to different recipes. I would argue that you could roughly correlate the yeast to the wind. Now, if you ignore the wind completely will you get pretty close to the target most of the time? Yes. Will you hit it? Sometimes. However, even when making different recipes, correct pitching rates will help you evaluate the recipe by controlling one more variable. I've seen the "whenever I rebrew a recipe I always change it anyways" argument plenty of times in this thread and that is one that if anything suggests to me that you would be benefited even more by controlling as many variables as possible so you can have a beer that is as close to being the same to your old recipe as possible so that you can be more sure that any changes you taste are due to the changes you intentionally made.