why does my beer taste like butt

[sendkyleanemail]

Did you dry butt in the secondary?

LMAO!!! HAHAHA I just laughed so hard I was paralyzed for 20 minutes!!!

 

[giligson]

Your persistence is commendable. I'm sure the next batch will turn out better.

 

[BrewKnurd]

Your persistence is commendable. I'm sure the next batch will turn out better.

More better and less butt-er.

 

[Rogue14]

Never dry hop with Dingle berries.

 

[Chefencore]

This thread is just full of possible sig quotes. How do I choose? And so funny! SWMBO thinks im losing it!

 

[BrewKnurd]

This thread is just full of possible sig quotes. How do I choose? And so funny! SWMBO thinks im losing it!

Whatever you choose, make sure you quote yourself in the sig.

 

[Chefencore]

Done and done (and done and done) and done!!:cross:

 

[ZamaMan]

no i made a pale ale not an amber ale

Apparently not

 

[Fillmoreslim]

no i made a pale ale not an amber ale

Sure it wasn't a brown ale?

 

[g-love]

This thread has totally made my morning! Today's going to be a good day.....

 

[koerd85]

This thread is just full of possible sig quotes. How do I choose? And so funny! SWMBO thinks im losing it!

lol

 

[l1ranger]

I just have to be a part of this

koerd, if you are serious about making good beer, check out this link
http://www.howtobrew.com/

and do a lot of reading around here

and find your patience, it may be the single most important ingredient

 

[krumb]

this is a bit...right?

 

[redcoat_or_rebel]

Sure it wasn't a brown ale?

damn, where is Ed McMahon when you need him?? Hi-OHHHH!!!!!

this thread is ridiculous:fro:

if you didn't burn or contaminate anything, just let the beer be for a couple of weeks.

 

[sendkyleanemail]

I am now wondering if my butt tastes like beer...

 

[windbreaker123]

Try it and see. Report back with the results.

 

[o4_srt]

I am now wondering if my butt tastes like beer...

Results?

 

[ZamaMan]

Lol

 

[MaltMonster]

Dumb question, but...did you add sugar before bottling and if so, how and when?

 

[Melnyk]

Don't feed the troll

 

[Oldyote]

If he is a troll he is a damn funny one. Feed him, feed him.

 

[windbreaker123]

Ok ! Op careful with them steeping grains some have Crapils in them

 

[o4_srt]

Results?

Quoted for troof

 

[windbreaker123]

Don't feed the troll

Why would you deny a troll or any other creature food ?

 

[Chefencore]

Why would you deny a troll or any other creature food ?

Because it sneaks in the quiet of the night and steals your beer.

 

[windbreaker123]

lol. I snuggle my beer real close and tight when I sleep.

 

[windbreaker123]

And never lost one yet. But the op needs help what would you do if it tasted like that ?

 

[kbuzz]

When this dude quoted himself, I serious lost it. My gut still hurts from laughing so hard. Giving the benefit of some hardcore doubt: if he really is legit, how do you not remember posting something 1 minute prior to responding to yourself. Does butt beer result in instant memory loss? That was just ridiculous.

 

[Chefencore]

Well, there was this one beer- had a great ass...

 

[windbreaker123]

What beer had a great ass ?

 

[windbreaker123]

All I ever hear about is poor head !

 

[BrewMoreBeers]

I am now sorry that I posted to this... The insanity.

For the record, I have never made butt beer, but I have bought some.

 

[Rogue14]

To be fair I think there were a couple of good bits of advice early in the thread.

1. Let it sit and hope it gets better as it ages.
2. If the kit comes with instructions, follow them.
3. Beer and butt threads can be a humorous distraction.

 

[Chefencore]

Life lessons! Sticky?

 

[sendkyleanemail]

Results?

Ok so apparently my butt tastes like beer that tastes like a butt. Don't ask about how results were obtained.

 

[o4_srt]

Ok so apparently my butt tastes like beer that tastes like a butt. Don't ask about how results were obtained.

Wooden spoon, straw, or mash paddle?

 

[BBKing]

You just quoted yourself. Awesome.

Haha, that IS awesome

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

Haha, that IS awesome

I LOL'd at the hotel bar when I saw his quote, I'm glad I'm not the only one who found it funny! I got some weird looks but I don't care!

 

[BBKing]

I LOL'd at the hotel bar when I saw his quote, I'm glad I'm not the only one who found it funny! I got some weird looks but I don't care!

Ha, I get that look from SWMBO every 3 or 4 minutes when I'm cruising HBT. I'm pretty sure she thinks we're all drunken idiots.

 

[Oldyote]

Ha, I get that look from SWMBO every 3 or 4 minutes when I'm cruising HBT. I'm pretty sure she thinks we're all drunken idiots.

I'm pretty sure she is on to something