Who would you go gay for?

[emjay]

Hmmm... A young Gregory Peck.

 

[Homercidal]

Nobody. Guys are gross. Plus, I know what goes on in their head all day and all night.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Yeah, if there were a guy who I would grit my teeth, think happy thoughts, and take it from,(see my avatar) it would be someone AMAZING like Jack White or Stephen Hawking, not the calvin klein guy......jesus, I'm gonna barf....

All of you guys who picked someone just for looks ARE GAY. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

LGI picked an arguable hottie, but he has a body of ingenious work (and some crapola, but who doesn't?) not just a body...

 

[Punity]

Yeah, if there were a guy who I would grit my teeth, think happy thoughts, and take it from,(see my avatar) it would be someone AMAZING like Jack White or Stephen Hawking, not the calvin klein guy......jesus, I'm gonna barf....

All of you guys who picked someone just for looks ARE GAY. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

LGI picked an arguable hottie, but he has a body of ingenious work (and some crapola, but who doesn't?) not just a body...

Your right what am im thinking Bill Gates top of the list.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Bill Gates....hmmmmmm....he is arguably awesome, but his work doesn't speak to me like Jack White's.

Getting paid to take it enters a whole nother realm where we don't wanna go.

 

[Punity]

Lgi and I have already come to terms with that.

What about the virgin mobile guy. He xan take you to space

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

No man. In fact, I am seriously considering pulling the woman non-aging thing to avoid the 40 year prostate exam.

Heck, i haven't even attempted to try the back door after nearly 15 years of marriage cause i expact she'll pull a "whats good for the goose" reverse psycology.

 

[JonM]

Wouldn't everybody go for Mango, really?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OK, I'm on the Bill Gates bandwagon now. May as well make it worthwhile.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

While taste is not an issue in this thread. Family member you'd be most comfortable having sex with? I'd have to go with my cousin Karol. Your turn.

Am I simply testing Homer's modding abilities? We'll never know!...........

 

[brewinchef_fairfax]

+1 for Gilbert

 

[cheezydemon3]

While taste is not an issue in this thread. Family member you'd be most comfortable having sex with? I'd have to go with my cousin Karol. Your turn.

Am I simply testing Homer's modding abilities? We'll never know!...........

Thread still open?

How about we dig up homer's grand dad and boop him?

(who can catch that obscure tv reference?)

 

[BobbiLynn]

Really tough question, but I'd probably say Brittany Spears. She seems impressionable and like she could use some good lovin'. Maybe get some confidence back so she could raise those kids right(not so she can get back to music). Never liked her music but always thought she was cute.

And to the other question, probably my third cousin Ian. Some of you have probably seen him in movies, the ones kept in the back room.

 

[Hang Glider]

Hmmmm. That's a hard one.

yes, that's what she said....









what? no one else went there? Especially funny since Lorena is a 'she'...
what the hell, I crack me up.
oh, and I'd go gay for LGI too.


EDIT: - or cheezy, or creamy, the main three that keep me chuckling. Yes, make me laugh...hee hee...I'm so ticklish. oh stop!..

 

[cheezydemon3]

yes, that's what she said....










what? no one else went there? Especially funny since Lorena is a 'she'...
what the hell, I crack me up.
oh, and I'd go gay for LGI too.

Oh HELL YES!!

I'd stick in LGI for sure.

 

[techbrewie]

Tony the Tiger

 

[dfc]

I guess Lady Gaga since he at least somewhat resembles a woman. I can't say I've ever found a guy attractive.

 

[Homercidal]

I guess Lady Gaga since he at least somewhat resembles a woman. I can't say I've ever found a guy attractive.

Sorry, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg already tapped that:

2 Jack Trippers and Chrissy is the new Threes Company

It's ok, if it's in a 3-way
It ain't gay, if it's in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a 1 2 3-way

 

[Oldskooler]

Since I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. I would have to tap J Lo

 

[emjay]

A lot of very insecure guys in this thread

 

[cheezydemon3]

Sorry, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg already tapped that:

2 Jack Trippers and Chrissy is the new Threes Company

It's ok, if it's in a 3-way
It ain't gay, if it's in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a 1 2 3-way

At some point, assuming you are unattached and the situation is legal and concensual, you would look pretty ghey if you declined to bang a hot chick just because you are that afraid of another man with no clothes on being in the room.......maybe.......let me ponder that.

 

[emjay]

At some point, assuming you are unattached and the situation is legal and concensual, you would look pretty ghey if you declined to bang a hot chick just because you are that afraid of another man with no clothes on being in the room.......maybe.......let me ponder that.

Hmmm... depends. I think that's for an entirely different thread though, "Who would you be willing to doubleteam with another dude and let the balls touch, if that was the only way she'd allow it?"

 

[cheezydemon3]

Hmmm... depends. I think that's for an entirely different thread though, "Who would you be willing to doubleteam with another dude and let the balls touch, if that was the only way she'd allow it?"

Lol, not sure I was putting it to the point of "touching balls", but I guess 3 naked people in close proximity, things are gonna happen.

My point was that the "Methinks thou dost protest too much", "My eyes burn if I see a naked guy" homophobes are actually repressed homosexuals, not that there are any in this thread so far.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

While taste is not an issue in this thread. Family member you'd be most comfortable having sex with? I'd have to go with my cousin Karol. Your turn.

Am I simply testing Homer's modding abilities? We'll never know!...........

Now were talking!

Id'e have to say my dad because he resembles me the most and I am already accustom to having sex with myself on a regular basis.

 

[Oldskooler]

While taste is not an issue in this thread. Family member you'd be most comfortable having sex with? I'd have to go with my cousin Karol. Your turn.

Am I simply testing Homer's modding abilities? We'll never know!...........

OK, I'll go with your cousin Karol too

 

[Jukas]

Good point!! I wonder what my price is now!! :cross:

I'd say Denzel

 

[TxBrew]

A Klondike Bar.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

A Klondike Bar.

A KLONDIKE BAR? Your price is set low!

It would take at least an Ice Cream truck of Klondikes to turn me gay.

 

[headbanger]

This guy...

 

[JoeyChopps]

I can't believe no one said brad Pitt he is a super hot dude.