Where are all the chatting mo-fos?

[EvilTOJ]

Uhm, what? If you don't have Java installed you'll need to put it on your computer before you can log into chat. Or it could be you're drunk. I know, unlikely but possible.

 

[arturo7]

Jave?

OK, hold on...


jave jave jave jave jave...

Uh, I don;t see a jave


wtf is a jave?

seriously, I needa jave?

wtf is a jave?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Jave?

OK, hold on...


jave jave jave jave jave...

Uh, I don;t see a jave


wtf is a jave?

seriously, I needa jave?

wtf is a jave?

Uhm it's "java" as in coffee. You take a cofee and dump it on your keyboard to install it.


Hey EvilToJ, whats a good FREE irc client. I had xchat and merc but they ain't free and have run out.

 

[arturo7]

my bad

I knew it was java

i caught the typos before I posted

but decided to post anyy way

after switchin a couple e for a

not more than 2 or 3

 

[llazy_llama]

The BS of this whole thing is that I've been on the chat for like 45 days (or maybe 30 minutes) and no one's said **** besides me.

Or something

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Yeah, logged in a few times and saw this big list of names but very little chat action.

 

[arturo7]

yah, well

if my coffee could get me there i'd be
typing there instead of here
of course, form my perspective
I'm always typing from here

 

[llazy_llama]

Yeah, logged in a few times and saw this big list of names but very little chat action.

I can't tell you how happy I am to see the return to this avatar. In my mind, DEC will always be a strange evil scientist.

 

[arturo7]

I can't tell you how happy I am to see the return to this avatar. In my mind, DEC will always be a strange evil scientist.

+1


not enough chatacters
perhaps should add


fu as well

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Well, Had to try a few out. I liked how the evil clown disturbed people and made newbs scared. It wa like some sort of perverse EVIL SCIENCE EXPERIMENT!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[llazy_llama]

See, I thought I was wasted. Arturo's been speaking in slightly-off haikus all night.

You, sir, are full blown. Enjoy!

 

[llazy_llama]

Well, Had to try a few out. I liked how the evil clown disturbed people and made newbs scared. It wa like some sort of perverse EVIL SCIENCE EXPERIMENT!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Further proof that the upcoming zombie-pocalypse will either be from a Denny experiment gone wrong, or a mutated strain of the cordyceps fungi. Maybe both.

Note to self: no swaps with DEC in the 23 - Specialty Beer or 21 - Spice/Herb/Veggie categores.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Further proof that the upcoming zombie-pocalypse will either be from a Denny experiment gone wrong, or a mutated strain of the cordyceps fungi. Maybe both.

Note to self: no swaps with DEC in the 23 - Specialty Beer or 21 - Spice/Herb/Veggie categores.

Little does he know I 've been busy contaminating his brewing water with the zombieA1PirateNinja Retro virus! It should start taking effect about...NOW!

 

[llazy_llama]

That's the last time I try to make a 100% authentic IPA!

If you'll excuse me, I feel a sudden and strange need to eat brains, sneak around, and pluder booty. It's the damndest thing.

 

[arturo7]

hell

f the damn zombies


i hate cats

but if i din't

there would be a LOL cat here

right now

with itz paw in tha air

and a caption that said

f the damn zombies

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

That's the last time I try to make a 100% authentic IPA!

If you'll excuse me, I feel a sudden and strange need to eat brains, sneak around, and pluder booty. It's the damndest thing.

Thankfully I engineered remote zombie control into it using my own modified DNA.

 

[llazy_llama]

hell

f the damn zombies


i hate cats

but if i din't

there would be a LOL cat here

right now

with itz paw in tha air

and a caption that said

f the damn zombies

Oh, come on now. That's not even close to a haiku!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

No, he's freestylin' now.

Arturo, hurry up and get with the 90;s already. IRC isn't that hard ot figureout, even when druk and spouting freestyle

 

[arturo7]

yea, well

it's more of hi

fu

 

[llazy_llama]

Ugh... Apparently between 0300 and 0315, HBT lags like a one legged hurdle jumper for me.

 

[llazy_llama]

yea, well

it's more of hi

fu

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Hi fu to you tu

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Oh no. I forgot to add the vampire DNA to thr retro Virus. Things could get relaly out of hand with lazy lama running lose. The vampire DNA was all tha was keepingthe zombie mutatation from going critical

 

[arturo7]

Oh no. I forgot to add the vampire DNA to thr retro Virus. Things could get relaly out of hand with lazy lama running lose. The vampire DNA was all tha was keepingthe zombie mutatation from going critical

Yah well

zombie vs umpire

ya forgot to add what?

 

[llazy_llama]

I don't even know what we're talking about anymore, so here's a picture of a Texan llama with a parachute.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Is that you?

 

[llazy_llama]

Yep, self portrait.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

For some reason I thought you'd be carrying a large antitank weapon or something.

 

[llazy_llama]

Me, a few years ago:

Close enough

 

[arturo7]

F me

I didn't know

yxah mahs had di f-ing pah ah hoot a's

hwatt di hxell?