When Will Procter & Gamble Market Essences To Men?

[Schlenkerla]

I took a shower this morning... my wife has a new bottle of body wash / shampoo in the shower. Its Mango & Champagne Body Wash!!

As I'm showering I'm like WTF. When are these fokkers gonna start marketing this $hit to us guys?

1) Beer & Brawurst
2) Jalapeno & Cheddar
3) Pan Fried Onions & Garlic
4) Chili & Cheese
5) Burning Leaves
6) Cohiba & Rum
7) BBQ Briscuit & Pinnapple
8.) Beer Battered Fish & Chips
9) Baked Beans with Brown Sugar
10) Cajun French Fries
11) Coffee & Bacon
12) Grilled Hamburger

Tell me... What shower fragrances would be freaking cool.... if not utterly fricken stoopid.

 

[Schlenkerla]

I can imagine my wife buying me deodorant.... "What do you want? Scrambled Eggs & Hash Browns or Chili-Cheese Fries?"

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I'm still hoping for aromatic cedar scented soap/shampoo.
Regards, GF.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I'd put my money into a line of Stout scents. one for every day of the week. Stout is always in season.

1. Sweet Stout
2. Dry Stout
3. RIS
4. Sweet Stout with Chocolate
5. Ris with Vanilla Cocoa Nibs
6. Bourbon Barrel Stout
7. Coffee Stout

 

[Saboral]

Burning leaves and coffee and bacon FTW

 

[drainbamage]

I'm still waiting for a convincing Bourbon Rickhouse-scented air freshener.

 

[Cyclman]

Geraniums. I just love Terpenes in hops.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Geraniums. I just love Terpenes in hops.

pervert!

 

[murphyslaw]

What always gets me is that they have all these descriptive terms in big letters, smells, characteristics, attributes, etc., and use small font to tell you what the product is. Its like i have to read the entire bottle to figure out if its shampoo or conditioner. Why isny that front and center?

 

[WI_Wino]

Wait, shampoo comes in a different bottle than the conditioner? So you have, like, two bottles in the shower?

 

[murphyslaw]

Sometimes! They can be separate. Or not. There are probably 6 bottles in my shower. I actually recently bought a "mens" soap and a "mens" shampoo to make it simple for me.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Sometimes! They can be separate. Or not. There are probably 6 bottles in my shower. I actually recently bought a "mens" soap and a "mens" shampoo to make it simple for me.

Only six bottles? What, is SWMBO Amish?

 

[Resonator]

What about hop scents?

 

[Schlenkerla]

Only six bottles? What, is SWMBO Amish?

Thats no joke, my wife has multiple bottles. 6 is about the minimum if you count just shampoo and conditioner. Add body wash add another 3 to include Aveeno Baby wash.

What about hop scents?

Hop scents would be good. Namely the citrus variety.

 

[b-boy]

What always gets me is that they have all these descriptive terms in big letters, smells, characteristics, attributes, etc., and use small font to tell you what the product is. Its like i have to read the entire bottle to figure out if its shampoo or conditioner. Why isny that front and center?

I'm staying in a hotel for a few days while my house is worked on. I had the same issue. My wife brought 2 bottles with her. 1 body wash and 1 shampoo/conditioner. I couldn't tell which was which. I tried reading the labels and I still couldn't tell. I ended up dumping some in my hand to figure it out. Luckily I picked the right one.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Ah a new potential shampoo fragrance.... Gyros & Tzatziki.... You'll smell like onions for two days guaranteed.

 

[Beernik]

When my wife and daughter have six bottles of scented crap in the shower, odds are 5 of them are 99% empty.

I can't use scented anything, regardless of how manly it is. Artificial perfumes and dyes make me itch like mad.

 

[harleybug88]

This and a bottle of shampoo is all I need.

 

[Schlenkerla]

This and a bottle of shampoo is all I need.

Hah, I'm a US Marine... For years after boot camp all I ever used was bar of Zest. Hell, when you barely have hair in the first place why do you need shampoo.

 

[fuzzy2133]

Should pitch your idea to Ax, that crazy company would try it. I followed my daughter into a fancy soap store that had scents for men. The one that was sold out was fresh cut grass! All I could think of is how I get that for free each weekend doing yard work.

 

[Roadliner]

The trick is you have to stop trying so hard to be masculine.. embrace the feminine and smell like flowers all the time.

#masculinitysofragile












BAHA... screw that. I wish companies would realize not everyone wants to smell like flowering fruits.

 

[Zuljin]

Just use Head and Shoulders shampoo for everything. Nothing on me is flakey or oily.

It would be nice if it came in burning leaves scent.

 

[Resonator]

When my wife and daughter have six bottles of scented crap in the shower, odds are 5 of them are 99% empty.

I can't use scented anything, regardless of how manly it is. Artificial perfumes and dyes make me itch like mad.

Doctor bronner's is all natural and smells good

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I bathe in the blood of my enemies and and brush my tooth with their souls.

 

[1977Brewer]

I use the purple stuff from Walmart. It smells like dudes. I like to smell dudes.

 

[Resonator]

I bathe in the blood of my enemies and and brush my tooth with their souls.

You may want to get tested. Who knows what your enemies had.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I use the purple stuff from Walmart. It smells like dudes. I like to smell dudes.

if we ever drink together, I'm watching my back.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You may want to get tested. Who knows what your enemies had.

I boil it first and mix with Sani Clean.

 

[1977Brewer]

if we ever drink together, I'm watching my back.

I'm a bottom anyway.



Ohhhh damn.

 

[fuzzy2133]

Every once in a while I wash with my wife body soap to see if I get any bonus action in bed.