When Will Procter & Gamble Market Essences To Men?

[Schlenkerla]

Every once in a while I wash with my wife body soap to see if I get any bonus action in bed.

As a totally selfish act......

You could boil some brats, onions, and two bottles of beer for 15 minutes, then at flame out, remove the brats & onions, then add 3-5 oz of fragrance-free dawn detergent to your dogwart. Eat the brats, bottle your dogwart beer wash.

Give that to wife to shower with... ....3 minutes after she gets out of the shower go to town on her!!!

The trick is getting her to use it.... You can do a substitution, dump-out the strawberry pomagranite add your dogwart to that bottle, put it back and let things happen.

 

[arturo7]

Burning Log, Fresh-mowed Lawn, High-speed Cutting Fluid

 

[Zuljin]

No one wants to smell like heavy weight gear oil?

 

[arturo7]

burning electrical component

 

[Zuljin]

Burnt hair.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

burning electrical component

Burnt hair.

Welders smell like this all the time.ipe:

 

[arturo7]

Lance Armstrong sweat

 

[Schlenkerla]

Lance Armstrong sweat

Shoot, for this all you need is some steroids... No need for shower body wash.

 

[Zuljin]

Urinal cakes and peed on cigarette butts.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Urinal cakes and peed on cigarette butts.

You can be the first to recommend and use that fragrance.

 

[Schlenkerla]

I'd hate to see what women you pick up at the bar with that going on...

 

[Schlenkerla]

Prolly be the homeless woman who's house is the refrigerator box in the alley.

 

[arturo7]

If you're going with a bar-based scent, I think tequila/lime would be a good one.

 

[Zuljin]

My idea uses tequila and lime, sort of.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I just got a brilliant idea. Market a vagina scented hand-soap to boys 14 years old and older.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Wife bought me a crapton of CO Bigelow Elixir hair and body wash (Blue, Green, Red, and Black). All of them are sort of musky smelling.

She likes the lingering aroma. I hate using cologne but the body was does not bother me. It makes her happy so ...

 

[arturo7]

It makes her happy so ...

...cue the Al Green

 

[Resonator]

I just got a brilliant idea. Market a vagina scented hand-soap to boys 14 years old and older.

Because girls love when a guy smells like vagina...

 

[sloanfamilydsm]

Because girls love when a guy smells like vagina...

Could open up a previously untappable market

 

[Zuljin]

Could open up a previously untappable market

Heh. Untappable.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Because girls love when a guy smells like vagina...

Nah... its for showing off to your buddies... geez... were you never not an adult?

 

[Schlenkerla]

Because girls love when a guy smells like vagina...

If they're ******.... They like you because you smell like sweaty beaver.

And they're jealous...


Potential Brand Name....
Tuofinger's Canadian
Essence of Sweaty Beaver

All your clothes and linen smell like Lake Ontario Wildlife

The best dryer anti-static fabric softener sheets.

Marketing Slogan; The subtle stank that makes you feel like skank!

 

[Rhumbline]

Hah, I'm a US Marine... For years after boot camp all I ever used was bar of Zest. Hell, when you barely have hair in the first place why do you need shampoo.

Ok, so how about Pine-Sol and lemon Pledge scented soap?

Semper Fi

 

[Resonator]

Nah... its for showing off to your buddies... geez... were you never not an adult?

Right...
Since they would see you with so many girls, when you smell like vag.

Friends asking you why you still haven't showered after a week.

At best it could be a hand soap.
"Hey bro, smell my fingers."

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I'd like a cologne that smells like money & power. :rockin:
Regards, GF.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I'd like a cologne that smells like money & power. :rockin:
Regards, GF.

So, vagina then?

 

[Resonator]

So, vagina then?

Not so sure about that.

 

[Schlenkerla]

So, vagina then?

Vagina fragrance is so vague...

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I've always thought it was at least vaguely fishy, in a good way.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

So, vagina then?

They already have that: