What's THE worst movie you've ever seen?

[AllHoppedUp]

What's the #1 worst movie you've ever seen? One answer per person.

Me? Probably Zoolander.

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[user 574]

Gone Fishing with Joe Peschi. I shutter just recalling that crap.

 

[Dude]

What's the #1 worst movie you've ever seen? One answer per person.

Me? Probably Zoolander.

AHU

Zoolander? WTH is wrong with you man?


Me? Bowfinger. I'll never get that 97 minutes of my life back.
My buds and I still to this day refer to any other bad movie as a "Bowfinger".

Awesome thread, BTW....

 

[cgravier]

Ford Fairlane (although i love Dice) that movie was sssssssssssssstupid!!!!

 

[Darth Konvel]

Going Overboard - an early (perhaps his first?) Adam Sandler movie. A buddy of mine picked up a copy second hand. I don't think we lasted 15 minutes before stopping it and throwing something else in to watch. Horrible. Avoid like the plague.

 

[mpetty]

I've seen some pretty bad MST3K episodes. I don't think I can pick one. However, ignoring MST3K, Sextette was absolutely awful (not porn).

 

[loopmd]

The only movie I have ever got up and walked out of......"Chocolat". You know how it is...your with SWMBO and you cave in. Worst hour of my life. My nads just shrank as I typed "Chocolat"


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[cgravier]

Going Overboard - an early (perhaps his first?) Adam Sandler movie. .

was that with Horatio Sanz? (the fat guy from snl) where they were stuck on an all-male cruise ship? i didnt see the whole thing but parts were funny...

 

[cowain]

Torque. The one with Lawrence Fishburn where there's a biker gang that races. What really pissed me off was that the Comcast rating system gave that piece of tripe 2 stars, which it also doles out to many movies that I like.

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

MST3K made bad movies good...

The worst I've seen (and walked out of) was Striptease. Not even Demi's tatas saved that one. The second worst was Eyes Wide Shut which I couldn't walk out of due to being in the middle of the row in a Swedish movie theatre (assigned seating!) and socked in by mounds of down coats.

 

[AllHoppedUp]

The second worst was Eyes Wide Shut which I couldn't walk out of . . .

Oooooo - gotta disagree. I found the semi-pornographic vibe of Eyes Wide Shut too much to resist . . . I'm sick, I know.

Torque. The one with Lawrence Fishburn where there's a biker gang that races. What really pissed me off was that the Comcast rating system gave that piece of tripe 2 stars, which it also doles out to many movies that I like.

C'mon, I can't BELIEVE you didn't see that coming from a mile away. Some movie equations are doomed from the beginning:

Lawrence Fishburn + biker gangs = WTF did you expect?

Eyes Wide Shut, on the other hand:

exhibitionist sex + naked overdosed hookers = I hope SWMBO doesn't see this tent I'm pitching

 

[cgravier]

Oooooo - gotta disagree. I found the semi-pornographic vibe of Eyes Wide Shut too much to resist . .

coming from the best director of all time ( a clockwork orange, full metal jacket, the shining, spartacus, 2001: a space oddessy, etc)...i was very dissapointed with eyes wide shut...

 

[Cheesefood]

"Spanking the Monkey"

Let me save you from the temptation of renting this movie and give away the spoiler: A dude bangs his mom.

Another movie I hated: "Punch Drunk Love." If you ask me, Adam Sandler should stick to doing what he does best: Not making movies.

Then there are the chick-flicks. Gawd, I hate Chick Flicks.

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

Another movie I hated: "Punch Drunk Love." If you ask me, Adam Sandler should stick to doing what he does best: Not making movies.

For the most part I would have to agree. I recently spent a couple hours on an airplane watching that movie with him playing football in prison that I could have better spent talking with the screaming baby behind me.

However...I will say Spanglish was a good movie and he did a good job in it (slightly different role for him).

 

[dancingbarefoot]

I used to think Leningrad Cowboys Go America was the worst movie ever made, but it grew on me. Now I think it's pretty funny.

Aside from MST3K movies, I'd have to say any Kevin Costner movie ever made. Why does anyone let him make movies?

 

[AllHoppedUp]

Aside from MST3K movies, I'd have to say any Kevin Costner movie ever made. Why does anyone let him make movies?

What?!? You obviously haven't seen Waterworld - a superb performance by Costner and the role that will ultimately secure his place in the annals of Hollywood stardom!

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[DeRoux's Broux]

I used to think Leningrad Cowboys Go America was the worst movie ever made, but it grew on me. Now I think it's pretty funny.

Aside from MST3K movies, I'd have to say any Kevin Costner movie ever made. Why does anyone let him make movies?

c'mon . Field of Dreams is a good movie. and Fandango, and Bull Durham are classics!

 

[Catfish]

Not sure the title of it but that Dana Carvey master of disguise movie. I sat through the whole damn thing.

 

[Toilet Rocker]

Dancer in the Dark. Bjork is cool, but this movie blew!

 

[McCall St. Brewer]

Worst movie as in So Bad It's Good, or just plain stinkin' bad?

In the second category I think in recent years it was Gods and Generals. How can someone make a movie like Gettysburg that is possibly one of the very best things made in the last 15 years and then follow it up with the same cast and make something that was so painful to watch my eyes still hurt thinking about it?

 

[rewster451]

The worst movie I have seen so far is "Ski School 2." I never saw the first one, never will. I have a copy of "Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer" I've been meaning to check out, and I'm sure it will make the list.

Cheesefood: Punch Drunk Love is the best Adam Sandler movie of all time. I know that's not saying much, but he's much more enjoyable when he's not talking like an infant and putting things down his pants. I enjoyed that movie a great deal. To each his own, but man...THAT's the worst Adam Sandler movie you've seen?

 

[dancingbarefoot]

c'mon . Field of Dreams is a good movie. and Fandango, and Bull Durham are classics!

OK, well I have to admit that I've never seen Field of Dreams. Having seen his other clunkers, I've never wanted to. But Waterworld? The Postman? The Upside of Anger? Blaaaaaahhhhhh!

 

[Toilet Rocker]

rewster, i'd have to say that all adam sandler flicks are the worst.

 

[david_42]

"The Mosquito Squadron" A really bad WW2 flick.

 

[The Happy Mug]

What?!? You obviously haven't seen Waterworld - a superb performance by Costner and the role that will ultimately secure his place in the annals of Hollywood stardom!

AHU

Dude, you've got an extra "N" there. You didn't mean annals, now did you?

Most recently watched bad movie?
I watched "The War of the Worlds" last weekend. No, not the new one, and not the original one. Don't know the production date, but it had a '00 Monte Carlo and special effects from the late 80's. The acting was all WAY over the top, and much of it was crying. The storyline didn't connect at all, and nothing fit together right.

At least you got to see this beautiful woman topless for the first two minutes of the movie (great tits), but that hardly made up for the aliens - they looked like walking green canopies.

 

[The Councilman]

Worst movie I can think of is Kenneth Branaugh's "Frankenstein."
From the fake opening of a ship stuck in the polar ice cap, to the blood and egg-white slime. ::shudder::

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

OK, well I have to admit that I've never seen Field of Dreams. Having seen his other clunkers, I've never wanted to. But Waterworld? The Postman? The Upside of Anger? Blaaaaaahhhhhh!

okay, i'm with you on those, and i have never seen them! i just know they suck. but do me a favor. go rent bull durham. i swear you'll laugh your ass off! i think field of dreams is just a movie for the average American male that loved baseball. just one of those things. when Moonlight Grahm talks about the green of the grass, the sky so blue it hurts your eyes, then rounding second and sliding into thrid w/ a handful of drit......gives me goosebumps....

 

[dancingbarefoot]

okay, i'm with you on those, and i have never seen them! i just know they suck. but do me a favor. go rent bull durham.

Will do. Put it on my Netflix list, anyway.

i swear you'll laugh your ass off! i think field of dreams is just a movie for the average American male that loved baseball. just one of those things. when Moonlight Grahm talks about the green of the grass, the sky so blue it hurts your eyes, then rounding second and sliding into thrid w/ a handful of drit......gives me goosebumps....

Ah, well... I guess I'm not enough of a tomboy to appreciate baseball.

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

Will do. Put it on my Netflix list, anyway.



Ah, well... I guess I'm not enough of a tomboy to appreciate baseball.

even! Bull Durham, as i'm sure you know, is another baseball movie. but, it's crude and funny. kinda like baseball!!!

 

[TxBrew]

I've seen lots of very bad movies. Mystery Men is up there though, what a shame that movie was.