What stinks when burned on a light bulb?

[Frankfurtvr4]

What kind of sissy bitch soldier are you? You're letting a wannabe sissy bitch of a soldier tell you of that he needs a light on to sleep?

Are you drunk or just an *******?

 

[Nova5]

Former.

 

[Bigeb]

Break the light bulb. Not the outside but the filament inside. Drop the bulb on the floor or other hard surface but not hard enough to break the glass. He'll wonder why he's burning out his bulbs all the time- defective bulbs? defective light(s)? God doesn't like him? He'll never know

 

[Bigeb]

Also, pour a tiny bit of sand in his bunk. Not too much to be obvious but enough to be a pain in the @ss. He'll notice when he's been laying down for a few minutes. You and the guys can bust his B@lls for being a filthy SOB.

 

[jgln]

Give your pubes a trim and put that on the bulb.

 

[AwesomeSquad]

I need ideas of things to put on the bulb so when it is on it produces a barely detectable odor that is very unpleasant.

Human feces.

ps. Other feces works too.

 

[Frankfurtvr4]

I went with sand and a putting burnt out light bulbs I pulled out of a trashcan back in his lamp. As he throws the bad bulb away I replace it with his new good one and put it back in the next day. He has gone through 5 bulbs and two lamps so far. He is putting a surge protector in tonight.

This game is really a lot more fun than I planned.

 

[Fletch78]

We used to spit on the burning go-cart motor when we were kids and watch it bubble, burning saliva smells awful. I'm actually getting sick right now thinking about it.