What movie do you quote most?

[JeffoC6]

"Oh blow it out you're a$$ Uncle Roman".

"Why don't you get yourself a SPIN CYCLE!"

Definitely my favorite movie to quote.

HAHAHAH!

"What's the bear dump situation like?"

 

[gcdowd]

HAHAHAH!

"What's the bear dump situation like?"

"Oh we got a good one"

And I think I actually mis-quoted. I think he actually says "Bite the big one Uncle Roman."

Either way, great movie and easy to quote.

 

[Ceedubya]

I have several. Lone Star State of Mind is up there on the list, if you don't know what that is...... "thats for me to know and for you to shut up your damn head!"

O' Brother Where Art Thou "Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent. "

So I Married and ax murderer "look at the size of that boys heeed, I'm not kiddin its like an orange on a toothpick!"

and probably my all time favorite Cool Hand Luke. I had an entire coversation via text with SWMBO one time replying with nothing but quotes from cool hand luke. Mind you, she has never seen the movie. Here's a few of the gems I got in: "I'm just standin' in the rain talkin' to myself", "Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a bitch", "I hope you ain't going to be a hard case", "Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me", and then of course by the time she was frustrated and asked me what the hell I was talking about I pulled out the coup de gras..... "What we got here is... failure to communicate"

It didn't seem to amuse her nearly as much as it did me

 

[NateLTB]

Anchorman, Swingers, Billy Madison, Napolean Dynamite, Half Baked, the Big Lebowski, Mallrats, Clerks

 

[machinelf]

Wow, so many... Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Dr. Strangelove, Withnail & I, Dazed & Confused, Boogie Nights, sometimes I imagine a future in which I will speak ONLY in references. If my memory wasn't so poor, I might be able to.

 

[Ceedubya]

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

How could I forget the Big Lebowski!?!? good call. Thats it, thats goin in my signature

 

[JonM]

Even though I have a Lebowski avatar, I'm pretty sure I've quoted So I Married an Axe Murderer more.

Heed! Pants! Now!
Let's get pissed!
Scotland has its own martial arts. It's called F**kyeeou!
Give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in.
You screw this up, I'll kick your spaghetti-bending butt back to Milan!
My name is Jon Jonson, but everyone here calls me Vicky.

 

[Ceedubya]

Even though I have a Lebowski avatar, I'm pretty sure I've quoted So I Married an Axe Murderer more.

Heed! Pants! Now!
Let's get pissed!
Scotland has its own martial arts. It's called F**kyeeou!
Give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in.
You screw this up, I'll kick your spaghetti-bending butt back to Milan!
My name is Jon Jonson, but everyone here calls me Vicky.

We have adopted a policy of watching classic movies with my kids.... you know to culture them up and all. everything from Some Like it Hot to So I married an Ax Murderer. The girls howled through the entire movie, now I have a 12 year old walking around in the morning shouting "HEED! PANTS! NOW!"

One more for me that I used to quote a lot, The Outlaw Josey Whales. "I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet. "

 

[JonM]

History of the World Part I.

"Sorry sir, I flunked flank." "You flunked flank!? Get the flunk out of here!!!"

"Roman RED! A whole field of whacky weed!" "Never to fear, we are now armed with Mighty Joint!"

"Do you care if it falls?" "What?" "The Roman Empire?" "Nah, F'it."

Haha!
Where you from?
Ethiopia.
What part?
125th St.

We've flattened their fingers, we've branded their buns.
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!

Where is the Garçon de P*ss?

Everything's so greeeeeeen!

 

[JonM]

How could I forget:

hey, Josephus!
'Sup, motherf***er.

 

[slomo]

I like to quote Robo cop, "Dead or alive your coming with me."

 

[gingerdawg]

Blazing saddles, airplane, Dr strangelove and anything Monty Python.

"I fart in your general direction!"

 

[pennztatelion]

National lampoons Christmas vacation. It's a thing with my whole family where we try to quote all family related dysfunction throughout the year to tie back tithe movie. It's scary how easily it's done in my family .

 

[Ceedubya]

national lampoons christmas vacation. It's a thing with my whole family where we try to quote all family related dysfunction throughout the year to tie back tithe movie. It's scary how easily it's done in my family .

****ter was full!

 

[JonM]

This time of year, there's lots of Major League quotes.

"Who are these f**king guys?"

"They're sh**ty."

"Half of these guys are way past their prime or never had a prime."
"This guy's dead."
"Cross him off then."

And, in Uecker's town, "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside."

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Anything can be related to a quote from "There's Something (More) About Mary".

 

[brewmaster89]

Tommy Boy and Anchorman.