what *I* expect of *YOU*

[JWHooper]

I expect you to treat my every word with reverence, like the defecations of the Dalai Lama. When I ask a question, it is your DUTY to answer it to the best of your ability, providing links -- don't suggest that I read FAQs, or just f*cking Google it! If I wanted to f*cking Google it, I would f*cking Google it, motherf*ckers.

Most of all, no matter how dumb, redundant, or boring my questions are, and no matter how much you doubt I even care about the answer but suspect that I am just posting out of boredom, it is your job to ENTERTAIN ME. Can't you see that I am a Premium Supporter? I paid good money to force you to be my friend, so start acting like it whether you want to or not.

I am sick and tired of being ignored around here. I'd better be shown some respect soon or I WILL RESIGN MY MEMBERSHIP, if I actually have some kind of membership.

I have a decal. Now let's see a little respect.

 

[Evan!]

Sprinkle a couple if'n's in there, and I do believe we have CH v2.0.

 

[HVBrewtality]

Lifetime > Premium...


so, sit down, shut up, and get me a ****ing beer

 

[flyangler18]

Man, I really hope this is just some good natured fun.

 

[Soulive]

Lifetime > Premium...


so, sit down, shut up, and get me a ****ing beer

+1...:rockin:

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I also hope this is a joke. But either way I am pretty glad to be around for it as I missed CH v1.0.

 

[JWHooper]

Lifetime > Premium...


so, sit down, shut up, and get me a ****ing beer

Hey, that is what I call an EPIC FAIL in the respect department. You ought not to talk to me that way if'n you enjoy your lawnmower blade free skull, mMmmmm Hmmmm.

 

[tuckferrorists]

I still don't have my decal. I'm the pissed one!

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Iffen I find out your keeding I will smack you with a wet noodle.

 

[Brewing Clamper]

CH? Are you thinking of whom I think your thinking of?

 

[Soulive]

CH? Are you thinking of whom I think your thinking of?

She/he who is not mentioned...

 

[JWHooper]

I have to commute home. That's right, I'm the guy whose taxes pay for you to lie around all day, on the dole, you bums. If you had any honor you would write poems in my honor.

That is what I will expect to see when I check back tonight.

Try not to DISAPPOINT me again.

 

[flyangler18]

She/he who is not mentioned...

Like Kaiser Sose.

I was bored a while back and dug up some of those old threads- what a riot.

 

[Evan!]

yeah, like I'm supposed to eek out a sliver of respect for someone with nothing but apfelwein and welch's prison hooch in his fridge...

 

[arturo7]

I still don't have my decal. I'm the pissed one!

I had a decal
could not pick where to stick it
so now it is lost

if I had stuck it
even to the saddest spot
I would still have it

 

[TheJadedDog]

Stop it, these flashbacks are hurting me.

 

[foppa78]

It would have been a lot funnier if not a single person replied.

 

[John Beere]

What the hell is wrong with you people - she's my #1 friend! We hang out all the time - take long walks together. She's the best. Iffen you'd just open your hearts, you too could understand our forbidden love.

 

[pjj2ba]

Hmmmm...... a poem. Let's make it a group project. I'll start.

There once was an HBTer named Hooper


Next line anyone?

 

[Eastside Brewer]

Hmmmm...... a poem. Let's make it a group project. I'll start.

There once was an HBTer named Hooper


Next line anyone?

...... some thought he was a real pooper......

 

[Rezilynt]

even at work, he was in a drunken stupor....

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I expect you to treat my every word with reverence, like the defecations of the Dalai Lama. When I ask a question, it is your DUTY to answer it to the best of your ability, providing links -- don't suggest that I read FAQs, or just f*cking Google it! If I wanted to f*cking Google it, I would f*cking Google it, motherf*ckers.

Me so hawny!! Gimme 5 dollah! 5 Dollah! I love you long time!

Most of all, no matter how dumb, redundant, or boring my questions are, and no matter how much you doubt I even care about the answer but suspect that I am just posting out of boredom, it is your job to ENTERTAIN ME. Can't you see that I am a Premium Supporter? I paid good money to force you to be my friend, so start acting like it whether you want to or not.

Guard well the ring Frodo, it will protect you, but it will condemn you if you allow it.

I am sick and tired of being ignored around here. I'd better be shown some respect soon or I WILL RESIGN MY MEMBERSHIP, if I actually have some kind of membership.

I'm on top of the world Ma!!!

I have a decal. Now let's see a little respect.

I got a brand new pair of roller skates.....

You really need to work on your rants!

 

[Eastside Brewer]

.......not to be confused with his little brother Cooper...... No, Hooper likes to think he's Super........

Eastside

 

[Brandon O]

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[JWHooper]

I saved this article from the New York Times over 10 years ago for just such an occassion:

NY Times Article

Oh, and my Welch's wine and Apfelwein are GREAT!

 

[arturo7]

You've been waiting 10 years to spring that?

 

[Revvy]

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That's cool!!!!

Can you make this into an ascii graphic, or should I just post it here as is to convey my thought on this

(this thread is too grammatically correct to be a drucken ramble...and no mention of code monkeys either...sheesh, the kids these days, don't know how to ramble correctly.)

 

[BigKahuna]

Just for the record...look HERE, and HERE, and HERE!

Really....Look, You'll laugh.

 

[Short Drive]

ffft! noob.

 

[NJTomatoguy]

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What he said



RDWHAHB