What does it take to become Senior Member?

[GroosBrewz]

Hey all,

I see Junior Member, Senior Member, etc.. on people's avatars.. I have always been curious, what is the magic number of posts before one is bumped from a Junior Member to a Senior Member?

 

[Shooter]

Very little really, an oath of eternal allegiance and the deed to your soul and you're in!

Actually, I think it's something like 100 posts to make senior member.

 

[TxBrew]

It's not a number but a State of mind.

 

[Homercidal]

Send me $5 and I'll send you instructions.

 

[brettwasbtd]

You have to send everyone on the forum a 6-Pack --> PM and I will send you my address

 

[Ohio-Ed]

I thought it was based on your birth date?

 

[Homercidal]

Last thing I want is for my member to go all senior on me!

 

[Ohio-Ed]

I thought it was based on your birth date?

Ahh crap, just looked at my status...

 

[jpc]

It's based on size. Sorry, you don't qualify.

 

[Ashz]

I thought it was all based on girth? Not the length of your membership? Sorry couldn't resist.

 

[strat_thru_marshall]

You have to send everyone on the forum a 6-Pack --> PM and I will send you my address

yes, this. and it has to be 1st place winning homebrew, or super rare commercial brew that is not available in each recipients region.

 

[GroosBrewz]

You know, after I posted this this morning, it hit me on the way to work: "Wow.. did I just open a can of worms with that post".. I just knew when I thought about it (particularly my use of the phrase "senior member") that this thread was going to turn out like it did.. And you guys didn't dissapoint.. Yup, I had it comin'.. I know better.... shoulda smelled it from a mile away...

 

[homebrewer_99]

I thought it was based on your birth date?

Foresooth...'tis not!!

And the name is Senor Membar...

 

[Homercidal]

Oh, DANG! It MUST be based on length!

<====== Check it out!

 

[jpc]

...Yup, I had it comin'.. I know better.... shoulda smelled it from a mile away...

I won't touch this one with a ten-inch... er, foot pole.

 

[TxBrew]

No but really, Take your age, Multiply it times 11. Now subtract 32, but then add it right back,pretend like no one saw you do it. Add in the amount of times you can spin in a circle without getting sick, and you've reached the post count necessary for senior membership.

 

[GroosBrewz]

It's based on size. Sorry, you don't qualify.

How do YOU know?

 

[brettwasbtd]

In all seriousness, it is 100 posts, I just made it this morning!

 

[NoNothing]

In all seriousness, it is 100 posts, I just made it this morning!

So you sent the check to Tx at 100 posts, a nice way to bring in the century.

 

[jpc]

How do YOU know?

It's obvious...

If he had "senior member" next to his name, he would have qualified. But he doesn't, so he didn't, and so it goes.

Or something.