No, sorry, I don't and never have claimed to respect everyone's beliefs equally. Do you respect the beliefs of those people who killed themselves to get aboard the spaceship that was hiding hale-bop comet as much as you respect, say, jim-bob's beliefs about jesus and stuff? How about Charles Manson's beliefs? How about the belief that women are inferior and shall be subservient slaves to their "owners"?
I could go on. Not to get too preachy, I just find it hilarious and absurd when people suggest I should respect all peoples' beliefs equally. Some beliefs, I can respect (I believe I'll make myself a sandwich), others I don't (women should cover their bodies and hide their sexuality because sex is evil and jesus loves you). Blindly accepting all beliefs as equally worthy of respect is, well, insane.
And yeah, that site was funny as hell.