Wear pants while brewing?

[roastquake]

I don't know what you're talking about. Prettty sure this thread started at the bottom of the hill

It started at the bottom, but as usual, we've managed to dig even deeper into the depths of depravity, I'm sure we've got more digging to do before this one dies

 

[Ridire]

Absolutely.

A piece of Cod would not.

OK, then, a follow up question: does wearing these "pants" then preclude me from voting "I wear a condom when brewing"? These things are not necessarily exclusive of one another.

 

[seabass07]

No pants, but I keep my snausage wrapped up. Wouldn't want to give anyone any cold sores from drinking my beer.

 

[roastquake]

I voted diapers, but not for control, it's my yeast starter. Just sprinkle some DME on the inside of the diaper a day before pitching and voila, a fresh starter of "brewers yeast" you want to pitch when it's still actively fermenting the starter, you will know by the fizzy feeling on your junk

 

[boydster]

Yeast? Interesting. I've been studying alchemy feverishly to better understand why stirring my wort with a new staff always results in a longer lag time than when I use a staff that's been properly worn in.

Lately I've been dipping the full length of my beard into the fermenter. Sometimes even before fermentation has started. I find it... helps..... with...... Ahh. I'm rambling. What were we talking about?

 

[cheezydemon3]

OK, then, a follow up question: does wearing these "pants" then preclude me from voting "I wear a condom when brewing"? These things are not necessarily exclusive of one another.

Wearing a condom or not has little to do with whether or not you are covering your junk with a frozen fish.

If you wear a condom, fess up, it is multiple choice....and hurry up. Voting closes in 364 days.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Ahhh....cod. I'd certainly go with a codcondom if I could, however I'm not allowed near them. Court order. It's what happens when you get caught in public doing something unmentionable with a fish stick.

 

[Ridire]

Ahhh....cod. I'd certainly go with a codcondom if I could, however I'm not allowed near them. Court order. It's what happens when you get caught in public doing something unmentionable with a fish stick.

Are you Troy McLure, from such informational videos as Your Testies and You?


Sent from here, because that's where I am.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Are you Troy McLure, from such informational videos as Your Testies and You?


Sent from here, because that's where I am.

No, but you may remember me from such court ordered videos as "A Gentleman's Guide to Fish Etiquette".

 

[Mongrel]

Nothing but a cock ring.

 

[DrunkleJon]

As Groundskeeper Willy would say "Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In brewing, we don a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind the bad bugs with luxury."

 

[Ridire]

Wearing a condom or not has little to do with whether or not you are covering your junk with a frozen fish.

If you wear a condom, fess up, it is multiple choice....and hurry up. Voting closes in 364 days.

Oh, I see, you’re better than me just because you’re a pants wearing, no condom brewer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or brewed a few batches wearing a condom and codpiece - I did.

But you can't hold a whole brewery responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole brewing system? And if the whole brewing system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our beer in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

 

[roastquake]

Oh, I see, you’re better than me just because you’re a pants wearing, no condom brewer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or brewed a few batches wearing a condom and codpiece - I did.

But you can't hold a whole brewery responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole brewing system? And if the whole brewing system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our beer in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

*Starts slow clap*

 

[cheezydemon3]

Oh, I see, you’re better than me just because you’re a pants wearing, no condom brewer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or brewed a few batches wearing a condom and codpiece - I did.

But you can't hold a whole brewery responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole brewing system? And if the whole brewing system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our beer in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

*sigh*....I think this calls for a really senseless act on somebody's part. Just what did you have in mind?

Hopefully nothing involving CONDOMS you rubber wearing hippie.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Oh, I see, you’re better than me just because you’re a pants wearing, no condom brewer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or brewed a few batches wearing a condom and codpiece - I did.

But you can't hold a whole brewery responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole brewing system? And if the whole brewing system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our beer in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

(Humming the Star Spangled Banner in the background.)

 

[cheezydemon3]

F*** all of this....



I AM THAT FOOT...........................