Wear pants while brewing?

[cheezydemon3]

hi

 

[bob1852]

After the great ~185*F water & open nozzle on the MLT (elevated on stand/burner) incident of 2011.......yes.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Hope your junk is OK!

(I voted for you)

 

[unionrdr]

I keep my junk covered to protect them from those occasional bloops & blarfs...

 

[Qhrumphf]

Sometimes I like to brew naked. Especially when I'm brewing at someone else's house.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I'm glad to see that no one boils their junk for the entire 60 minutes, and that no one makes the noob mistake of boiling with a condom on.

 

[Temptd2]

You left off a choice - "I don't have junk" - for those of us who - well, don't have junk!!

 

[cheezydemon3]

You left off a choice - "I don't have junk" - for those of us who - well, don't have junk!!

Some female and eunich brewers utilize strap on junk, but you are right!

I missed that one big time......although......it is hard to se which other option was unnecessary.

 

[MaxStout]

I prefer a Borat mankini. Keeps the junk protected from open flame and hot wort but I can get a great tan on the rest of me while brewing on the back patio.

It also scares away the curious, so I can brew in peace.

 

[boydster]

I cover my junk with my clothes, and my clothes with my robe, and prefer to stir the mash with my staff. Since a wizard needn't change clothes, I have worn the same attire for far longer than 10 years.

 

[hunter_le five]

I've been pants-free since '93.

I only dip my junk AFTER chilling the wort, as to encourage spontaneous fermentation from the wild yeast I'm "farming" on my dangly bits.

 

[TheVenerableMead]

Pants make sparging more difficult.

 

[boydster]

Pants make sparging more difficult.

You make a lot of Budweiser clones?

 

[MaxStout]

I've been pants-free since '93.

I only dip my junk AFTER chilling the wort, as to encourage spontaneous fermentation from the wild yeast I'm "farming" on my dangly bits.

I sometimes make fomunda cheese. Fomunda my junk.

 

[TheVenerableMead]

You make a lot of Budweiser clones?

Oh I do all the BMCs. Wanna buy some raffle tickets?

 

[HumulusHead]

Wait you guys actually buy mash paddles??




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[Temptd2]

Wait you guys actually buy mash paddles??

Braggart.

Oh wait, YOU'RE the one that brews in a paella pan, right?

 

[HumulusHead]

Braggart.

Oh wait, YOU'RE the one that brews in a paella pan, right?

How did you know I only brew 2L batches?? Starting to think it's barely worth my time. Helluva savings on mash paddles tho


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[boydster]

Oh I do all the BMCs. Wanna buy some raffle tickets?

I need me some raffle tickets! I wear them as underwear when I brew. Uncomfortable? Sure. But you can't argue with results.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Some female and eunich brewers utilize strap on junk, but you are right!

I missed that one big time......although......it is hard to se which other option was unnecessary.

A strap-on mash paddle?

 

[milldoggy]

This thread has gone down hill fast.

Yes I wear pants and crocs with no vent holes. If boiling water get on your feet, you want to be able to get the hot material off as fast as possible.

 

[Qhrumphf]

This thread has gone down hill fast.

Yes I wear pants and crocs with no vent holes. If boiling water get on your feet, you want to be able to get the hot material off as fast as possible.

I don't know what you're talking about. Prettty sure this thread started at the bottom of the hill

 

[Airplanedoc]

Since I BIAB I have found the pulley I installed In the ceiling to be quite useful for hanging upside down by my ankles while brewing. No more worries about spilling hot wort in my junk, legs, or feet.

It does tend to give one hell of a head rush the first 30 min or so.

 

[acarlotto]

I like to become one with the wort sooooo no pants here!!!

 

[Hello]

I started brewing in the dead of summer. It was wicked hot in my garage and even with a fan on me I was sweating. There is no way I'd wear pants. I realize the risks but it is what it is.

 

[boydster]

Since I BIAB I have found the pulley I installed In the ceiling to be quite useful for hanging upside down by my ankles while brewing.

Hop additions from that position must smell amazing!

 

[cheezydemon3]

This thread has gone down hill fest.

Yes I wear pants and crocs with no vent holes. If boiling water get on your feet, you want to be able to get the hot material off as fast as possible.

FTFY

A DOWNHILL FEST it is.

Quite right.

It started low, and needed a nudge or 2 to get really rolling.

It got exactly 13 nudges, so it is set to hit bottom SOON.

 

[hunter_le five]

This thread has gone down hill fast.

Yes I wear pants and crocs with no vent holes. If boiling water get on your feet, you want to be able to get the hot material off as fast as possible.

You realize this is the is the "Drunken Ramblings & Mindless Mumbling" subforum, right?
And that the OP of this particular clusterf*** of a thread is cheezydemon3, a truly deranged (and possibly dangerous) individual, and known proliferator of the absurd.

I mean that with the utmost respect, or course.

I don't know what you're talking about. Prettty sure this thread started at the bottom of the hill

Bingo. :cross:

 

[Ridire]

Before I vote...is a codpiece considered pants?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Before I vote...is a codpiece considered pants?

Absolutely.

A piece of Cod would not.