Wear pants while brewing?

[DrunkleJon]

As Groundskeeper Willy would say "Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In brewing, we don a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind the bad bugs with luxury."

 

[Ridire]

Wearing a condom or not has little to do with whether or not you are covering your junk with a frozen fish.

If you wear a condom, fess up, it is multiple choice....and hurry up. Voting closes in 364 days.

Oh, I see, you’re better than me just because you’re a pants wearing, no condom brewer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or brewed a few batches wearing a condom and codpiece - I did.

But you can't hold a whole brewery responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole brewing system? And if the whole brewing system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our beer in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

 

[roastquake]

Oh, I see, you’re better than me just because you’re a pants wearing, no condom brewer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or brewed a few batches wearing a condom and codpiece - I did.

But you can't hold a whole brewery responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole brewing system? And if the whole brewing system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our beer in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

*Starts slow clap*

 

[cheezydemon3]

Oh, I see, you’re better than me just because you’re a pants wearing, no condom brewer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or brewed a few batches wearing a condom and codpiece - I did.

But you can't hold a whole brewery responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole brewing system? And if the whole brewing system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our beer in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

*sigh*....I think this calls for a really senseless act on somebody's part. Just what did you have in mind?

Hopefully nothing involving CONDOMS you rubber wearing hippie.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Oh, I see, you’re better than me just because you’re a pants wearing, no condom brewer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or brewed a few batches wearing a condom and codpiece - I did.

But you can't hold a whole brewery responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole brewing system? And if the whole brewing system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our beer in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to me, but I’m not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

Gentlemen!

(Humming the Star Spangled Banner in the background.)

 

[cheezydemon3]

F*** all of this....



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