CodeRage
Death by Magumba!
After the credits, there is a quick white splash screen that pops up with some black text. Something caught my eye so I decided to pause it and read it.
What I found was completely unexpected and I had tears rolling down my face. Maybe this is common knowledge but for the uninitiated it's quite a gem.
Any how, here is my attempt to transcribe it
Can't wait to see if next weeks is something different.
What I found was completely unexpected and I had tears rolling down my face. Maybe this is common knowledge but for the uninitiated it's quite a gem.
Any how, here is my attempt to transcribe it
Jillian had a urinary tract infection....again
That sentence appeared in my head a few days ago, just as you see it above. I have no idea what it means, other than the obvious, and I don't know any named Jillian. Regardless, I thought it would be interesting to begin a vanity card with it and just see where it goes.
Jillian has a urinary tract infection... again. Her doctor like to abbreviate the condition as UTI. She like to abbreviate it to TMH - Too Much Humping. Regardless, the road back to vaginal happiness was always the same : cranberry juice and absinence. Thankfully, her boyfriend, Dudley, was always very understanding. He'd just smile, hold her in his arms and say, "Well, babe, when one door closes, another one opens up." She'd always giggle and blush when he'd say that, but deep down she wished she had the courage to cover his mouth and nose with a chloroform-soaked rag, and then, while he was unconscious, snip off his testicles with the little scissors she uses to groom her schnauzer.
Which explains what prompted the next sentence in my mind.
No one sang the bee gees like Dudley on karaoke night.
Can't wait to see if next weeks is something different.