Ultra tan mom...I'm goona puke

[cheezydemon3]

Instead of sunscreen, she uses extra virgin olive oil to get that crispy crust.

 

[bob1852]

Why does Seinfeld come to mind...

 

[IXVolt]

Haha!

 

[passedpawn]

Michael Jackson's anti-matter.

 

[Homercidal]

Why do I keep clicking on this thread??

 

[cheezydemon3]

Why do I keep clicking on this thread??

Because this thread just isn't the same without you!!!!!

What do you need??? A doom reference??

OK, the SCARIEST music played in DOOM? Was when this uuuuuugly bitch came around the corner.

 

[TxBrew]

I'm going out and buying some beef jerky.

Just got real hungry all of a sudden.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I'm going out and buying some beef jerky.

Just got real hungry all of a sudden.

If you are like me, it is because the contents of your stomach vacated their premises at damn near the speed of light when you witnessed the picture of "teryaki woman" leaving you with that empty feeling.

 

[TxBrew]

If you are like me, it is because the contents of your stomach vacated their premises at damn near the speed of light when you witnessed the picture of "teryaki woman" leaving you with that empty feeling.

Suuuuure.... that's what it is.

 

[IXVolt]

She's just empty calories.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Oh jesus....I was gonna make a joke involving cutting down on fried foods, and the wookie woman's vajay-jay but I threw up before it was fully formed......BLECH!!!!!!!

Somebody else take it, I just can't.

 

[TxBrew]

Oh jesus....I was gonna make a joke involving cutting down on fried foods, and the wookie woman's vajay-jay but I threw up before it was fully formed......BLECH!!!!!!!

Somebody else take it, I just can't.

I thought it through. I got nothin'.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Lol, thanks for playing!

 

[GodsStepBrother]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c36/rammrodd69/guidos-bros-*********s-fratboys-soon-the-tanned-mom-will-phone-home.jpg

 

[cheezydemon3]

She and Michael Jackson might have been good together.

 

[kapbrew13]

Looks a little planet of the apes-ish. Is this how it starts?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Looks a little planet of the apes-ish. Is this how it starts?

Only if a chimpanzee now raped her and she bore a child....

I don't think even a chimpanzee would touch her.

 

[kapbrew13]

Only if a chimpanzee now raped her and she bore a child....

I don't think even a chimpanzee would touch her.

+1 . Just hideous!!! Stick her in the zoo as a new species.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Someone seeking that level of self mutilation shouldn't be left in charge of a kid.

 

[mikeysab]

She wanted her face to match her leather cheerio.

 

[cheezydemon3]

She wanted her face to match her leather cheerio.

Cheerio?

 

[IXVolt]

Cheerio?

Lol, not sure what he eats in the morning, but MY Cheerio's sure don't resemble raisins

 

[mikeysab]

Damn, you guys never heard of the leather cheerio? Aka balloon knot, hershey highway, chocolate love tunnel, poop chute.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

oh brother

 

[cheezydemon3]

DAMMIT MAN!!!!

Despite the title I never did actually puke until her hershey highway was envisioned....Oh god.....BLEEEEEHEHHEHEHHHEHH

 

[CoalCracker]

Burnt tortellini comes to mind...

 

[morticus]

Damn, you guys never heard of the leather cheerio? Aka balloon knot, hershey highway, chocolate love tunnel, poop chute.

Before I became a road deputy I use to work in the jail, and our customers use to affectionately call it "Prison P***Y"