CreamyGoodness
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I am not certain I even WANT to know how the moose got that high up. I want to feel sorry for him, but something tells me he made the bed he is suspended from.
BTW, Sailor, would you not agree (being a man who has been around his share of elk) that getting out of one's car to watch a herd of them eat is unwise?
CreamyGoodness said:BTW, Sailor, would you not agree (being a man who has been around his share of elk) that getting out of one's car to watch a herd of them eat is unwise?
Subsailor said:That's the same with Bison in Yellowstone!
Yep. The bad thing is they're everywhere! It makes for some great pictures, but can make you nervous being so close to them sometimes. Even being in a vehicle.
That means in soviet russia, moose hops you.
Subsailor said:We were visiting my daughter in Texas about 7 years ago and she wanted to go the Wild Animal Park down around San Antonio. We went and she wanted to see Zebras. Of course the windows were down and she was throwing stuff for the animals to eat out of the car when a Zebra walked up behind the car, stuck it's head in her windows and rubbed it's wet hairy mouth up against her head. She screamed and through whatever it was hse had out the window and rolled it up saying - I didn't know they were that big!
My sides were hurting I was laughing so hard!
That's funny. I think I've been to the same one. It was just me and my wife at the time and we didn't follow the "guidelines" to drop the food out the window. At one point we had three or four zebras with their heads in our windows. It was so crazy that people in other cars were taking pictures of it. Theres nothing like having a zebra reach his head in the car and try to grab the bag of feed out from your lap and then chew it inches from your face. We really enjoyed that place except for the ostriches. One of them grabbed my phone while I was trying to take a picture and I had to wrestle it away.
A 1600lb herbivore hopping somebody - daaannnggg!
We were driving to the Grand Canyon from Flagstaff (through the reservation - coming into Desert View on the east end) very early in the morning - before sunrise. In a part where the road was cut through so there were cliffs on either side, an elk decided to leap over the car. He cleared right at the windshield and let me tell you after that I didn't need any more coffee to be awake!
And nothing like a russian moose high on hops playing around power lines. Let this be a lesson to all the minor meese that a little hop can kill
See I knew I did not like IPA's for a reason:fro:
cheezydemon3 said:a moose once bit my sister
cheezydemon3 said:a moose once bit my sister
My wife swears a shark bit her on our honeymoon. True story. But I was there and there were no sharks close enough. No blood - no bite.
Wait. What's this thread about??
I was bitten by a troll just last week and I must say, it stings. Got me just below my shoulder blade.
You cut an x in the wound and suck the venom out.
Now see I was always told you may a V incision and put a drawing agent like chewing tobacco on the wound...
Now see I was always told you may a V incision and put a drawing agent like chewing tobacco on the wound...
Funny you mentioned Ostriches and not enjoying them - my wife absolutely hates ostriches. Of course they were around and each time she saw one she would shudder and keep her window closed near it.
Ostriches as delicious. Otherwise, not a very successful creature.
You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich.
You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich while drinking a delicious busch light.
This would make a great troll topic here if you added:
You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich while drinking a delicious busch light.
This would make a great troll topic here if you added:You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich while drinking a delicious busch light.
This would make a great troll topic here if you added:
Or an epic troll topic if it were:
You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich while drinking a Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit.
I followed the instructions on my True Brewer kit to the letter, but something went wrong because now I'm on the roof with a concussion and my dog drove off in my truck.
Subsailor said:He looks like he might be part possum!
I think you may be right:
*EDIT* - get the animated GIF instead of static image.
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