Trolls

[BobbiLynn]

Now see I was always told you may a V incision and put a drawing agent like chewing tobacco on the wound...

Thanks so much for this tip. It was boggling my mind how to suck the poison out of my back. I had a strip of tubing ready, reaching around trying to get one end attached to the wound, then suck from the other end. But was finding it very difficult to get a good seal. I'll try the chewing tobacco method instead. Thanks!!

 

[JohanMk1]

Funny you mentioned Ostriches and not enjoying them - my wife absolutely hates ostriches. Of course they were around and each time she saw one she would shudder and keep her window closed near it.

You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich.

Ostriches as delicious. Otherwise, not a very successful creature.

They also make very good guard animals. They don't make much/any noise, but they do have a lethal kick and they can be very irritable.

 

[BobbiLynn]

You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich.

This would make a great troll topic here if you added:

You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich while drinking a delicious busch light.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

This would make a great troll topic here if you added:

You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich while drinking a delicious busch light.

Or an epic troll topic if it were:

You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich while drinking a Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit.

 

[JohanMk1]

This would make a great troll topic here if you added:

You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich while drinking a delicious busch light.

Now THAT cracked me up

 

[JohanMk1]

This would make a great troll topic here if you added:

Or an epic troll topic if it were:

You've not lived until you've ridden an ostrich while drinking a Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit.

Troll award for both of you.

 

[Subsailor]

He looks like he might be part possum!

 

[gingerdawg]

I followed the instructions on my True Brewer kit to the letter, but something went wrong because now I'm on the roof with a concussion and my dog drove off in my truck.

No, that's how it's supposed to work. Homebrew is an aquired taste....

 

[mcbaumannerb]

He looks like he might be part possum!

I think you may be right:

*EDIT* - get the animated GIF instead of static image.

 

[JohanMk1]

I think you may be right:

*EDIT* - get the animated GIF instead of static image.

Now you spoilt my troll pic

 

[sonofgrok]

Maybe possums descended from trolls.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Maybe possums descended from trolls.

Are you saying I am hunting my offspring?

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Are you saying I am hunting my offspring?

That depends ... are you a troll?

 

[BobbiLynn]

That depends ... are you a troll?

I started this troll thread!! What does that make me?

 

[Varmintman]

I started this troll thread!! What does that make me?

Confused about trolls

 

[BobbiLynn]

Confused about trolls

Oh, yeah, that's how it started. But now I am even more confused.

I hope I don't use up all the "confused guy icons" on HBT, so will stop there.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

I started this troll thread!! What does that make me?

Given the tongue in cheek way you started this thread, I'd say you are as anti-troll as you are anti-'possum!

 

[Varmintman]

Given the tongue in cheek way you started this thread, I'd say you are as anti-troll as you are anti-'possum!

Now I am confused. She lets the possum send emails calling her dog a cat and she pardoned it. Say I think Bobbi likes trolls ipe:

Hehe detective smiley

 

[mcbaumannerb]

ipe:

Hehe detective smiley

That's actually how I would picture detective Dan. Sitting in his rhyming chair of course!

 

[sonofgrok]

I hate to change the subject but my beer smells funny. Kind of like dead possum. Should I toss it?

 

[mcbaumannerb]

heck no! ... first go visit the troll thread. If you don't find your answer there, I'm sure Revy's thread will help!

 

[Varmintman]

I hate to change the subject but my beer smells funny. Kind of like dead possum. Should I toss it?

Sheesh beer came out my nose reading that. Now my beer smells like boggers and my boggers smell like beer. Should I dump the beer and eat the boggers

 

[BobbiLynn]

Probably the beer is just playing opossum and the airlock will start bubbling any minute now. Just keep watching it to be sure.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

just don't blink! you might miss it!

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

Banana bread. I need banana bread.

 

[Varmintman]

Banana bread. I need banana bread.

The troll will be along shortly to take your order

 

[mcbaumannerb]

The troll will be along shortly to take your order

Unless he's playing possum in which case you might have to wait...

 

[Varmintman]

Unless he's playing possum in which case you might have to wait...

And of course it will be even longer if he is Pm Dan talking smack about Bobbi's dog again.

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

Banana Bread.

 

[midfielder5]

There was an epic thread started by a guy who asked whether 5 gallon soda kegs could possibly be used to keg home brew. He was clueless not trolling. Anyways the mods destroyed that thread. The thread was super funny and I was bummed to lose the hysterical responses. Any one see it?