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[seabass07]

It's fairly simple bro. All you need is some bud light and roofies. Just get outta there before they wake up in the morning.

 

[BobbiLynn]

I added 5 pounds of table sugar to a batch, so how much yeast do I pitch? And can't I just use tea leaves to replace the hops?

 

[mike_in_ak]

Just use whatever yeast you have left in the last pack you used.

 

[seabass07]

You need to use roofies instead of hops. That gets the womens excited!

 

[BobbiLynn]

You need to use roofies instead of hops. That gets the womens excited!

A good buddy of mine(I write to him in prison) said he tried that and it's illegal? Any other suggestions? I mean, I want this party to be "da bomb", like nuclear stuff.

 

[seabass07]

It's only illegal if you get caught. A little date rape never hurt anyone.

 

[BobbiLynn]

It's only illegal if you get caught. A little date rape never hurt anyone.

Are you some kind of Internet troll or something??? Because I can't believe you just said that!!! Your face looks really stupid when you talk that way.

I'm out... leaving for good now...

Well, maybe not yet. Still not sure how much bread yeast to pitch. But, soon as as I find that out.... :rockin:

Is this a troll thread or something?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

that's from a gnome book.

 

[BobbiLynn]

that's from a gnome book.

Is he picking his nose? Because that's gross.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Fleischmann's makes the best yeast for wine or beer, right?

 

[WesleyS]

Fleischmann's makes the best yeast for wine or beer, right?

No! It will not under any circumstances make acceptable fermented beverages. It's hardly acceptable to use in baking. I don't buy that crap and one packet of it will never enter my home. I have no facts, scientific or otherwise, to back my claims up but I'm right because I heard it said once and I intend on repeating it till the day I die. By the way, I never make any beer or wine under 19% ABV. Anyone who does so is simply not a brewer. And I've never made one single mistake in my life so that gives me the right to talk to all of you who have like you're dumb children.

 

[WesleyS]

Did I fit enough trolling in just one post?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Is he picking his nose? Because that's gross.

yes he is. and yes it is.

 

[seabass07]

Are you some kind of Internet troll or something??? Because I can't believe you just said that!!! Your face looks really stupid when you talk that way.

I'm out... leaving for good now...

Well, maybe not yet. Still not sure how much bread yeast to pitch. But, soon as as I find that out.... :rockin:

Is this a troll thread or something?

Does that mean i win the thread? I thought this was a troll thread...

 

[BobbiLynn]

Does that mean i win the thread? I thought this was a troll thread...

I don't think we've crowned a winner yet, but grab a ticket and stand in line....

 

[BobbiLynn]

I have no facts, scientific or otherwise, to back my claims up but I'm right because I heard it said once and I intend on repeating it till the day I die.

So what brand should I use then?

 

[GarageDweller]

no troll thread is complete without a cat picture....

 

[CreamyGoodness]

One of the truly funny things that make life worth living is that for some reason all cats that look like Hitler are super sweet animals.

What once signified genocidal maniac now signifies a headbutt to your armpit.

 

[DromJohn]

Irregardless, Michelob Ultra is a great refreshing beer than only stupid EACs don't appreciate.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I can defend just about any BMC product as "having its place"... but dang... that Ultra stuff is hideous.

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

I am so mad at Buffalo Wild Wings for making fun of Homebrewers! It's just part of InBev and BMC and the Macros abusing the real craft brewing community and their total market manipulation and marketing corruption! If I wanted to drink pee, I'd drink my own! It's sterile ya know? Hey wait, do y'all have any recipes for putting pee in a beer? I could be the only one that drinks it though! Maybe add some lentils?! ZOMG

 

[b-boy]

One of the truly funny things that make life worth living is that for some reason all cats that look like Hitler are super sweet animals.

What once signified genocidal maniac now signifies a headbutt to your armpit.

Had a goldfish that looked like Hitler once. He had a little mustache and a black spot on his head that looked like Hitler-hair. It was pretty cool. Unfortunately, he WAS a goldfish, so he lived about a week.

 

[sonofgrok]

I am so mad at Buffalo Wild Wings for making fun of Homebrewers! It's just part of InBev and BMC and the Macros abusing the real craft brewing community and their total market manipulation and marketing corruption! If I wanted to drink pee, I'd drink my own! It's sterile ya know? Hey wait, do y'all have any recipes for putting pee in a beer? I could be the only one that drinks it though! Maybe add some lentils?! ZOMG

Lol. I forgot what thread this was in and started writing a legitimate response. Ha ha

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

Lol. I forgot what thread this was in and started writing a legitimate response. Ha ha

Ha! I would have tried to derail even more but I had to get back to work, otherwise you probably would have caught on, ha!

 

[BobbiLynn]

I wish I would have been warned about the dangers of homebrewing before I got started with it. The CO2 emissions have killed one hamster and the other is barely breathing. Now I fear that my precious little granddaughter is in grave danger.

And does anyone know how to do mouth-to-mouth on a hamster?

 

[Varmintman]

I wish I would have been warned about the dangers of homebrewing before I got started with it. The CO2 emissions have killed one hamster and the other is barely breathing. Now I fear that my precious little granddaughter is in grave danger.

And does anyone know how to do mouth-to-mouth on a hamster?

With a shotgun.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Shotgunning the hamster a toke will be of no help right now. Maybe after its revived.

Anyway, try the other end, thats its mouth.

 

[Varmintman]

Help my beer did not carb up. I brewed it last week and was careful to wash everything but I think I got a infection. Will it make me sick if I drink at and why won't it carb

 

[bottlebomber]

Help my beer did not carb up. I brewed it last week and was careful to wash everything but I think I got a infection. Will it make me sick if I drink at and why won't it carb

It will carb, but only if you vigorously shake each bottle 3x a day.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

You just like vigorously shaking things.