Trolls

[BobbiLynn]

Leaks, busted hoses, cracked fittings and you have to drink it all at once or it starts tasting like metal. Yeah. Kegging is great.

It's the best way, don't you know? Want to meet on a dark bridge and fight about it? Let's go? What are you scared?

 

[BobbiLynn]

Who says what is up for debate and what is not? You think you make all the rules around here? GFY.

 

[martiniw2olives]

I like this one

 

[BobbiLynn]

Oops, did I go overboard talking about trolls?

Edited: Okay, I see that I did not, it's understood.

 

[BBL_Brewer]

Only in this thread. Just living the dream. The troll dream.

Actually, I wish I was trolling. Can't wait for spring so I can do some fishing.

 

[Varmintman]

Trolls are cross eyed possums named Heidi who PM Dan making fun of Bobbi and Bobbi's dog calling him cat:rockin:

 

[BobbiLynn]

Trolls are cross eyed possums named Heidi who PM Dan making fun of Bobbi and Bobbi's dog calling him cat:rockin:

I will eat you alive if you try to say that one more time, varmint man, nice name you picked out there.

 

[BobbiLynn]

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Happy dance, did you get the joke?

 

[Varmintman]

I will eat you alive if you try to say that one more time, varmint man, nice name you picked out there.

Hey I cannot help it if the troll under your house is insensitive about your dogs feelings. Only thing you can do is trap him and have him stuffed

By the way I think your dog is a mighty warrior and you can tell him I said that

 

[Varmintman]

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Happy dance, did you get the joke?

Yup I did Busy stuffing my face....And not possum

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Trolls are cross eyed possums named Heidi who PM Dan making fun of Bobbi and Bobbi's dog calling him cat:rockin:

I thought it was a boy troll?

 

[BobbiLynn]

By the way I think your dog is a mighty warrior and you can tell him I said that

Oh thanks, I just hope he doesn't get stupid and break his neck in the trap. Doubt he would be that stupid, but cat food involved? I will keep the dog inside the entire night, see what might be in the trap in the AM. Yeah, probably another fail, but you never know.

 

[Varmintman]

I thought it was a boy troll?

Troll moms are quite cruel and will often name their boys after girl names. Another famous troll was a boy named Sue. Sadly he was destined for a life of shame until Johnny Cash took pity on him and sang a song about him. Now Sue is famous and has a bevy of babes wanting to have little troll children with him

 

[Varmintman]

Oh thanks, I just hope he doesn't get stupid and break his neck in the trap. Doubt he would be that stupid, but cat food involved? I will keep the dog inside the entire night, see what might be in the trap in the AM. Yeah, probably another fail, but you never know.

Nope set another plate for me because we are eating troll tomorrow night

 

[highgravitybacon]

I was thinking of making a milk stout using baby foruma. If I keep the ABV low, would it be safe for kids?

 

[sonofgrok]

What are they and what exactly do they do?

They are mongoloid creatures that live under and maintain bridges. Funds used for maintaining bridges are extracted through tolls.

 

[BobbiLynn]

I was thinking of making a milk stout using baby foruma. If I keep the ABV low, would it be safe for kids?

Yes, most certainly.

 

[mike_in_ak]

Yes, most certainly.

But Only if you rack to secondary after 7-10 days.

 

[BobbiLynn]

But Only if you rack to secondary after 7-10 days.

Who even does secondaries anymore? Are you F%$&# serious? Just leave it another week in primary. This entire thread is getting ridiculous.

Hey, look, I'm threatening to leave this site and never come back because somebody hurt my feelings. See, I'm crying.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Oh, wait, no, look, I'm doing the happy brew day dance! Join me!

 

[bobbrewedit]

Oh, wait, no, look, I'm doing the happy brew day dance! Join me!

Dancing is for sissies...real brewers don't dance, they sway.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Dancing is for sissies...real brewers don't dance, they sway.

Oh.... let's sway then... I think proper conditioning is for sissies. Just drink the damn beer! It's good!!!

 

[Catfish78]

] I heard women can't drink home brew because they can't have that much yeast and you can drew beer with 49%AVB if you add 22 lbs of table sugar.

 

[BobbiLynn]

] I heard women can't drink home brew because they can't have that much yeast and you can drew beer with 49%AVB if you add 22 lbs of table sugar.

I heard that as well and it's very true. Thanks for sharing.

 

[BobbiLynn]

I once had a friend, he passed on now, tragic accident with his daughter's trike, but he brewed some beer with an ABV so high that everyone at the party ended up with brain damage.

 

[Varmintman]

Ahh another case of somebody taking the training wheels of the trike to soon

 

[BobbiLynn]

Ahh another case of somebody taking the training wheels of the trike to soon

Yes, you should have been there to see it. Everyone thinking, wow, he's way too big to ride that. Then it happened and all of us standing around with brain damage, not sure what to do. By the time the helicopter arrived, sadly, it was too late.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Yes, you should have been there to see it. Everyone thinking, wow, he's way too big to ride that. Then it happened and all of us standing around with brain damage, not sure what to do. By the time the helicopter arrived, sadly, it was too late.

Aluminum pots for boiling will repair your brain damage, but it will give you alzheimers and flat feet.

 

[seabass07]

Lazy subscribe

 

[GarageDweller]

Hey bro. I'm looking for a recipe for a drink that will make girls drunk and easy to take advantage of. I want to throw a huge party! Then everyone will know how cool I am. And they will sing praises in my name. Calling me the greatest of all time. Can you help me bro?!
C what I did there?