This is why you're fat.

[EvilTOJ]

Yes, you. By the time you're done with this link I guarantee that you'll be at least 5 lbs heavier. Time to start exercising, fatty!

 

[eschatz]

That's freaking awesome! I've been feeling myself getting fatter lately.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

The corn dog pizza looks good- but they should have taken the sticks out.:cross:

 

[Melana]

wow that's just wrong!

 

[Stef1966]

OMG... how horrible all of em look, i wouldn't eat any of those... hurrbbbffffh!!

 

[zoebisch01]

That stuff looks revolting. Hey, I am known to enjoy Salo on occasion, but I don't cut a 5" square off, top it with mayo, bread it and deep fry it and then eat it with a side of butter.

 

[cubbies]

Seriously. I eat healthy for the most part, but I indulge occasionally. I wouldn't eat any of that stuff. Looked disgusting.

 

[Brewer_Steve]

Only in America...

 

[Jif]

The only thing on that page I took no issue with was the mega-stuft Oreo. That just looked good. Of course you'd need an entire pitcher of milk to drop it in.

 

[david_42]

French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick!

I like to put fries on my burgers, but I've never tried it with a hot dog.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

mmmmmm.... Turbaconducken

 

[srm775]

French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick!

I like to put fries on my burgers, but I've never tried it with a hot dog.

I thougth that one looked the best of everything. Most of the stuff I wouldn't care for either, but I bet that would be good.

 

[bernerbrau]

I think I just bacongasmed.

 

[conpewter]

I don't think that the sausage wrapped in bacon with a roll around it looks disgusting. Just like a pig in a blanket with bacon. now I wouldn't eat 4 lbs of the stuff...

 

[mmb]

I'd probably eat a sensible portion of any of those items.

Doctors recommend a dose of Turbaconducken along with diet and exercise.

 

[bob1852]

I invented the dough-brat last May.

A glazed donut, a left over bratwurst, and lots of mustard. I need to find those pics and submit them.

Later, we felt a maple long-john and a brat would be even better...

 

[McKBrew]

There are very few things on that list that I wouldn't try. Fricken beautiful is what they are.

 

[iamjonsharp]

Sloppy Joe On A Krispy Kreme
hilarious

 

[Glubki]

I'm fat enough already without eating anything like that - I'd probably explode if I tried some of that stuff. I used to run 5-10 miles a day and had less than 7% body fat until I blew a disc out and started the ever expanding waistline experiment but there is no way I'm going under the knife for a disc replacement....

 

[ScottyT]

I think the only thing on there that I wouldn't try at least once is the Megastuffed Oreo.

I plan on making a few of these things myself!

 

[beerthirty]

6' tall and never topped 160 lb. If it won't poison you I can eat it. That stuff looked good, except for the Oreo.

 

[jmo88]

Someone should post a six pack of barley wine on that site. With about 500+ calories per 12oz serving, that'll butter the bones pretty quickly.

 

[Donasay]

Welsh Rarebit

 

[Buford]

I'd like to try a Luther burger. 1 lb beef patty with cheese, mayo, and six strips of bacon, on a toasted Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut bun. Oh man.

Wife says she'll kill me if I ever make one and eat it.

 

[HBHoss]

That got my Gallbladder squirting, for sure. :cross:

 

[BierMuncher]

Only in America...

Riiiiiiight...

Care to explain this?

 

[PseudoChef]

I'd like to try a Luther burger. 1 lb beef patty with cheese, mayo, and six strips of bacon, on a toasted Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut bun. Oh man.

Wife says she'll kill me if I ever make one and eat it.

I've made one before. Also added sauteed onions and cheese. No mayo on mine though. It was absolutely delicious. Yes, I used a whole pound of meat, too.

 

[sterling214]

Those are nice, but I've eaten 3 Pączki today. I think thats why I am fat, and exceptionally slow today.

 

[sterling214]

SWMBO and I made Welsh Rarebit using Alton Browns recipe. damn good stuff especially if you use good cheese.

 

[Stef1966]

Riiiiiiight...

Care to explain this?

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Thats what we call a "Poutine" here in quebec, it's made with French fries, brown sauce, and cheese.

It's actually delicious, but the one in the pic just looks gross compared to what we make round here.

Thats actually the only thing i would eat in the whole section that was proposed in this thread.

This is what we get here, which is, I do believe, much better: