This guy got F'd in the A!

[Evan!]

Check out this noise...

A man died while trying to outdo a rival with an acrobatic move while "battle dancing," police said.

Robert Stitt, 48, and his rival were competing in a parking lot Monday night when he tried a forward flip and landed on his head.

"It was just two guys dancing. Everybody was laughing," Stitt's friend John Boxley said.

Boxley said James Brown was on the radio and Stitt wanted to outdo a rival dancer, who had flipped in the air.

Police said the victim went into cardiac arrest and was pronounced dead a short time at a local hospital.

Police said several people were in the parking lot drinking and battle dancing a competition in which each dancer tries one-upmanship with unique moves.

Oh, he just got served...damn, I love the world of competitive street dancing. I just wonder who the other guy was. Maybe it was Butters.

Let's see you dance, sucka, you got nuthin' on me!

 

[rdwj]

I heard that the guy that won has to register that dance moves as a deadly weapon

 

[z987k]

Check out this noise...


Oh, he just got served...damn, I love the world of competitive street dancing. I just wonder who the other guy was. Maybe it was Butters.

Let's see you dance, sucka, you got nuthin' on me!

I hate those movies sooo much, oh and the inspiring football movies those blow too. Actually any inspiring sports movie that they've done 1000000 times. They are ok once, but thats it.

 

[BierMuncher]

On one hand, kinda sad.

On the other hand, one less ******* driving on the roads.

 

[HarvInSTL]

So let me get this straight. A 48 year old man died while trying to battle dance?

And no video? Come on if they can show a video of Hancock driving drunk and high into a tow truck they have to have a video of this somewhere.

 

[c.n.budz]

Where it happened says alot.... New Britain is a hell hole...

*sitting here slightly more ashamed of living in connecticut*

 

[rdwj]

Where it happened says alot.... New Britain is a hell hole...

*sitting here slightly more ashamed of living in connecticut*

I saw a news clip showing the guys and area involved. Seems like if battle dancing didn't get em' something else would have sooner or later.

...they were also MUCH older than I expected 'battle dancers' to be.

 

[c.n.budz]

I saw a news clip showing the guys and area involved. Seems like if battle dancing didn't get em' something else would have sooner or later.

yeah, 2 words: Drive By...

 

[Cheesefood]

Something tells me that beer and the words "Hey guys, check this out..." were involved.

 

[rdwj]

Something tells me that beer and the words "Hey guys, check this out..." were involved.

They seemed more like the Mad Dog 20/20 or Boone's Farm crowd

 

[sause]

If you buy a bottle of Boone's farm at my store you get carded even if you are 90 years old comma just a little thing we do to stop from going insane.

 

[Evan!]

Something tells me that beer and the words "Hey guys, check this out..." were involved.

Cheese, you got the wrong crowd in mind. 'Hey guys, check this out' is more like the idiot rednecks who think it'd be cool to screw with the black bears at the zoo.

When you're talking about battle dancing, you're more likely to hear the words, 'Pshhht, you call dem moves?! I'm bout to show you how it's done, son! It's ON!'

And as for beer being involved...well...given that the guy was a 48-year old battle dancer, I'd venture to guess that they were drinking Bacardi Coolers, etc.

 

[z987k]

If you buy a bottle of Boone's farm at my store you get carded even if you are 90 years old comma just a little thing we do to stop from going insane.

That's funny, on our alcohol run last night we somehow ended up with a bottle of boone's farm. Some idiot(roomate) wanted some along with our absolute, cointreau and grey goose. Guy at the counter was like wtf is this bottle doing in there.

 

[Short Drive]

Can you say Darwin Award?

 

[Evan!]

That's funny, on our alcohol run last night we somehow ended up with a bottle of boone's farm. Some idiot(roomate) wanted some along with our absolute, cointreau and grey goose. Guy at the counter was like wtf is this bottle doing in there.

Was your roommate a girl or a pre-pubescent teenager? If not...he needs a good cock-punching for even thinking about drinking that stuff. What's next, B&J Peach Wine Coolers?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Guy at the counter was like wtf is this bottle doing in there.

Reply: "Dedicating a new yacht and the owners a cheap ass."

 

[Evan!]

Can you say Darwin Award?

Just you watch. The bureaucrats, in true bureaucrat fashion, will now propose some law that regulates battle dancing, and forces any battle dancers to wear helmets, kneepads and other protective gear, whenever battle dancing.

Damn, the whole idea of battle dancing is just so f*cking funny to me, I've been laughing all day about this thing. Rarely do I ever get this much enjoyment out of someone dying, but really...all I can think about is Stan's dad laid up in the hospital after getting "served".

I didn't think this sort of thing actually went on. I mean, they made that stupid movie about it, and then Southpark spoofed that movie, but I thought it was all just a big elaborate joke, kinda like how nobody actually does massive choreographed dances in the street like they did in Grease.

 

[Alamo_Beer]

how nobody actually does massive choreographed dances in the street like they did in Grease.

Man your friends just don't know how to have fun...

 

[Evan!]

Man your friends just don't know how to have fun...

Yeah, hell, I guess if you do enough PCP, anything's possible.

 

[Alamo_Beer]

we're more into crank...

 

[z987k]

Was your roommate a girl or a pre-pubescent teenager? If not...he needs a good cock-punching for even thinking about drinking that stuff. What's next, B&J Peach Wine Coolers?

Both are debatable at times I'll suggest the wine coolers to him next time. He;s also the one who won't drink beer... doesn't like it.

@ Denny's the guy was actually like wow you guys are high rollers tonight, and then chuckled at the Boone's. Best part was I didn't pay for any of it.

 

[Willsellout]

I found the video of this incident.




Dan

 

[Evan!]

I found the video of this incident.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aV_Uv2OzHhg


Dan

If only we had the real video of this particular incident! That stupid kid just did a faceplant, which probably hurt like a bitch, but, damn, to land on your head and kill yourself...I wonder if he broke his neck or something.

And funny as that is watching that idiot do the faceplant-of-death on that stupid "so you think you can dance" show, nothing is quite as funny as some home-grown, drunk-in-the-parking-lot-at-the-local-strip-mall, redneck dance-off. Especially when the guy is 48 f'ing years old.

 

[the_bird]

If only we had the real video of this particular incident! That stupid kid just did a faceplant, which probably hurt like a bitch, but, damn, to land on your head and kill yourself...I wonder if he broke his neck or something.

You need to read your own links, bro - cardiac arrest.

 

[olllllo]

A head injury will do that.

 

[Evan!]

You need to read your own links, bro - cardiac arrest.

Yeah, I knew that, but it's not like he just had a heart attack...some other injury to his head or neck must have led to the eventual heart failure that actually killed him. I'm no medical expert, but I was just wondering what the initial injury might have been that led to the heart failure...whether it was a cranial injury, or spinal injury, or what.

 

[olllllo]

As long as we're getinng all CSI in this thread...

Enjoy

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/05/09/suicide_and_murder_b.html

 

[c.n.budz]

redneck dance-off.

I'm willing to bet money that you won't find a single redneck in New Britain...

 

[Evan!]

I'm willing to bet money that you won't find a single redneck in New Britain...

Rednecks can be found everywhere...just different kinds of rednecks. I don't know NB, just Stamford, but "redneck" isn't confined to good ol' boys from the south with pickup trucks and wife beaters. So what's new britain like?

 

[BierMuncher]

...he needs a good cock-punching...

So many cocks that need punching...so little time.