Thinking bout converting old hot tub into MLT,any thoughts

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

If this is actually a troll he is the best ever. I do really hope it isn't someone actually doing this though... there could be some serious health risks if anyone drinks what Mr. Hot-and-soapy is cooking up...

 

[Brewvy]

can't I be my own person?? yes my name looks like revvy for the average illiterate but its brewvy -rhymes with groovy-but with a beer flavor-cause this is a beer site.Sorry revvy for the s*** your gettin.This is nobodys fake persona.Sorry for inconvieniencing anyone with my bulls***, but it does seem like it was an entertaining one for some people.I'm a real brewer and like to brew 10-12 gallon batches all grain.I started back up last month after 8 or so years off,rebuilt my system and am off to the races.Great site and great information.Just trying to up my system and thought a hot tub would be perfect.

 

[Brewvy]

Thanks for the props Boerderij_Kabouter,might give you the s***'s but its worth the risk

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Bwwwwaaaaaaahahahahaa... Brewvy is my new favorite member!!!!!!

 

[Revvy]

can't I be my own person?? yes my name looks like revvy for the average illiterate but its brewvy -rhymes with groovy-but with a beer flavor-cause this is a beer site.Sorry revvy for the s*** your gettin.This is nobodys fake persona.Sorry for inconvieniencing anyone with my bulls***, but it does seem like it was an entertaining one for some people.I'm a real brewer and like to brew 10-12 gallon batches all grain.I started back up last month after 8 or so years off,rebuilt my system and am off to the races.Great site and great information.Just trying to up my system and thought a hot tub would be perfect.

Well I think it's because this type of stuff WOULD more than likely come from someone who's been on awhile not someone starting out. Plus over the last couple days we've had some downright mean spritied first time posters who have gotten all huffy when we told them they couldn't just sell their homebrew, or a couple other things. THEN you just happened to have started this thread (which I did find funny) on the very day we had like 2 nasty troll threads. So our first instinct was to think it was one of our own trying to bring some much needed levity back into the forum.

I too did notice the similarity to my name, THEN noticed the tell-tale W in there and realized you were calling yourself "BROOVY."

No harm no foul.

 

[Revvy]

But seriously.....WHAT IF, someone had a brand new, never been used hot tub, never even been fired up with water in it. Let's say you bought one for 10 cents on the dollar from the bank trying to dump a foreclosed hot tub store...Hypothetically, if you changed out anything that would be coated in oil (like I assume the pump) and put in a food grade one, and replaces all the hoses with food grade ones as well....And the liner were food grade as well (not likely I assume.)

Does anyone think it could be feasable?

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

But seriously.....WHAT IF, someone had a brand new, never been used hot tub, never even been fired up with water in it. Let's say you bought one for 10 cents on the dollar from the bank trying to dump a foreclosed hot tub store...Hypothetically, if you changed out anything that would be coated in oil (like I assume the pump) and put in a food grade one, and replaces all the hoses with food grade ones as well....And the liner were food grade as well (not likely I assume.)

Does anyone think it could be feasable?

No. Could it physically work? Yes. With much swearing and ****storm mess, I think you could create beer with a hot tub. Would it kill you? Probably not. Would your kids have three arm? Time will tell. Is having three arms bad? Hell no, it is awesome.

 

[devilishprune]

So it sounds like this is going to be the hot new trend in brewing. Hell, this can be the first beer that we send into space. An army of drunk, three-armed humans and the aliens don't stand a chance.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Also, as pointed out by WildWest, the beer may imbue time travel to the drinkers. Some the three-armed mutant army may be able to travel through time. Zombies have nothing on The Army of the Hot Tub Beer.

 

[wildwest450]

Also, as pointed out by WildWest, the beer may imbue time travel to the drinkers. Some the three-armed mutant army may be able to travel through time. Zombies have nothing on The Army of the Hot Tub Beer.

Actually it wasn't me, credit where credit is due.

The other reason I wouldn't do this is because it might cause your beer to go back in time.

 

[shroomzofdoom]

Does anyone think it could be feasable?

I always tells my customers that ANYTHING is feasible given the appropriate financial resources.

Does anyone remember who it was that proposed mashing in a large PVC koi pond liner? I thought that was a troll thread and then I read through it and saw the pics.

Honestly, nothing seems to surprise me here any more.

 

[Revvy]

Actually it wasn't me, credit where credit is due.

It think that if we're going all space time continuoum, then we should consider merging this thread with THIS one. https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f163/yeast-free-beer-using-recombinant-dna-techniques-201683/

 

[Shooter]

Is having three arms bad? Hell no, it is awesome.

Now, HERE is someone speakin' the truth!

TESTIFY!!!!

 

[Germelli1]

Why? I'm enjoying this! If it offends you, don't click on the link.

It doesn't offend me in the least...HOMEBREWTALK.COM would look Extremely bad if this guy, his friends and anyone he illegially sold his brew to get sick or die of chemical/toxic metal poisoning and we encourgaged him...much less left the thread open.

Plus he already admitted to STEALING oild drums from behind jiffy lube...really?

However I would love nothing more than to see social darwinism at its best and remove this guy from the gene pool...so if the mods want it open, I am cool with that.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Wow. Duder, you need to lighten up. This thread is full of ridiculous win. No one is going to die. At worst he would get real sick or get cancer later in life. Many of us will end up worse and not have created a time-traveling-extra-appendage-growing-zombie-beating-hot-tub-brew-machine.

 

[devilishprune]

Wow. Duder, you need to lighten up. This thread is full of ridiculous win. No one is going to die. At worst he would get real sick or get cancer later in life. Many of us will end up worse and not have created a time-traveling-extra-appendage-growing-zombie-beating-hot-tub-brew-machine.

This comment is full of win.

 

[HungusBrews]

"time-traveling-extra-appendage-growing-zombie-beating-hot-tub-brew-machine."

I love this Thread!

 

[Germelli1]

I am just weary of having another one of these pop up to cast a bad light on homebrewing:

Can you imagine what a a spin they could put on a guy making alcohol in a hot tub?

 

[ChshreCat]

It's not me.....I don't have this type of a sense of humor at all. I don't know why you guys think it's me. Nor do I have the time to create a fake profile..Besides where would I come up with beign a 37year old from WA??? Would I just randomly wrote that?

It's not random. It's your subconscious desire to be me asserting itself. But I'm 39, not 37.

 

[Captain_Bigelow]

This is one of the most enjoyable threads I have read. Right up there with the sanatizing with urine thread!

 

[bja]

Can you imagine what a a spin they could put on a guy making alcohol in a hot tub?

Probably no worse than someone making alcohol in a Home Depot bucket...

 

[Brewvy]

Well just got done with the pilot batch,and things went pretty good.Did a multi step decoction mash to hopefully convert the unmodified feed barley ,and ended with a OG of 1.065 gravity! The wood and garbage fire brought the wort to a boil in under an hour.Using the urine technique for sanitization of the equipment worked great!Using the old junkers fuel lines was a little slow(3/8th inch for 100 gallons),but it worked.The old junkers radiator cooled the wort down to 80 degrees in about 2 hours(a little slow).Filled two of them oil barrels up to the rim and pitched a whole jar of red star yeast in each.Fermentation took right off with a nice layer of lime green foam at the top.I'm gonna keg the beer up next weekend in some of those junker gas tanks that have been sanitized using the urine technique found on this forum.I have a couple local business interested in serving my brew!!I've decided on a name for the brewry-Prestige Brewing-Kinda got a ring to it huh?I'll be havin a barrel tasting later this week if anyone wants to come out-PM me for more details.

 

[Revvy]

Well just got done with the pilot batch,and things went pretty good.Did a multi step decoction mash to hopefully convert the unmodified feed barley ,and ended with a OG of 1.065 gravity! The wood and garbage fire brought the wort to a boil in under an hour.Using the urine technique for sanitization of the equipment worked great!Using the old junkers fuel lines was a little slow(3/8th inch for 100 gallons),but it worked.The old junkers radiator cooled the wort down to 80 degrees in about 2 hours(a little slow).Filled two of them oil barrels up to the rim and pitched a whole jar of red star yeast in each.Fermentation took right off with a nice layer of lime green foam at the top.I'm gonna keg the beer up next weekend in some of those junker gas tanks that have been sanitized using the urine technique found on this forum.I have a couple local business interested in serving my brew!!I've decided on a name for the brewry-Prestige Brewing-Kinda got a ring to it huh?I'll be havin a barrel tasting later this week if anyone wants to come out-PM me for more details.

 

[theguy]

Sounds kind of gross for various reasons... Picture it... "Here have one of my beers that was mashed in a hot tub that I had my ass in."

 

[Brewvy]

Well sorry i've benn reel sick lately.I gots the ****s runnin right through me,cen't seem to hold anything down.Damn mc donalds!!Been like this for two weeks.Only thing I can do is drink sone of my great ale I brewed up so I gets drunk enuf that I don't think bout being sick.Is this ever gonna end?? Good thing I gots plenty of brews left to kkep my mind off it.I was pretty disapointer that none of you came for the tasting I had a couple weeks ago.It was just me and my buddy.Poor guys got a bad appendix or something cause he aint been around lately,Guess Its more beer for me!!!!!!

 

[Shooter]

Got any more of that beer? I'm feeling mighty thirsty...and mighty blocked up at the same time!