Things You Can Only Say To Another Brewer.

[PRE66_6TART]

Wanna sniff my airlock?

 

[Marc77]

It smells disgusting but it tastes great! (brettanomyces)

How often do you wash that thing?

Saying to another married man: She looks great, but how's the head?

 

[hou_me]

Hey, come over and we'll fire up the pot and suck down a couple. Bring your sister too.

 

[hou_me]

Is it too dry?

 

[smagic14]

My wife picked up some yeast today saved my life

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[DrunkleJon]

A Blonde is quite easy.

Hmmm... works on so many levels.

 

[zmanzorro]

A Blonde is quite easy.

Hmmm... works on so many levels.

Deep Ellum Brewing proved that you can only say that to a fellow brewer. Tell anyone else, you start offending people.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Deep Ellum Brewing proved that you can only say that to a fellow brewer. Tell anyone else, you start offending people.

especially when you elaborate.

goes down easy for example.

 

[Phoenix7801]

"He stuck his hand in unsanitized to clear out the obstruction. He's worried about infecting the wort but I think his Blonde will be just fine."

"Once you get your Blonde into the jug make sure you shake the hell out of it."

 

[WileECoyote]

I think you should squeeze your sack harder, you want to get all the juice out of it !

Cheers

 

[WileECoyote]

Wanna Try some?

Cheers

 

[ElJefeBrews]

"Can I dry hop with you?"......"You're flocculating like a champ!"

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[paperairplane]

I thought an extra pound of MO would get me above 1060, but I ended up 1045... So I just used a little less EKG. Hit it with the S05 - maybe I will dry hop some fuggles, cask it and call it an ESB.

You know you understood that.

 

[ThreeSheetz]

a creamy mouthfeel and brown head that lasts and lasts --

(From Yooper's Oatmeal Stout)

 

[Terek]

Brewer one: dude, your hose is sputtering!
Brewer two: pull it out! It's stuck!
Brewer one: I can't, it's so hot!

 

[Darkness]

That Dead Guy was good!
There is an event coming up we need to start drinking tonight to get ready.

 

[Diaperload]

Does my bung smell funny. I think it has an infection.

 

[badlee]

No,it's ok,drink it!
That white scum is just pellicle!

 

[ImpendingDisaster]

For those who keg: "I'd tap that"



"Careful, you don't want to suck up the sludge at the bottom."

"If it gets too hot all we'll taste is bananas."

"I guess no one told you about the purity laws".

 

[Brewmex41]

How about this one:

Wanna share your recipe?

Haha only one brewer could say that to another.

 

[WileECoyote]

Wanna taste my Gruit ?

Cheers

 

[emorris]

Think I'm going to do a blond next


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[FeuerHazard]

That blonde I bottled ended up being a gusher.

 

[BostonianBrewer]

Some like it dry but I prefer it wet !


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[BostonianBrewer]

I always keep a rag handy incase I have a blowoff


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[emorris]

Dose this look infected


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[mjdonnelly68]

Want to smell my wort?

 

[emorris]

Woke up this morning to find my stopper popped out of the bung and blew s*** all over the SWMBO is pissed.


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[Temptd2]

I really don't care about the head, I just want it to taste good.

 

[rlmiller10]

"Hand me the keg lube, I need to prep my o-rings..."

spewed tea on screen... well done