Things You Can Only Say To Another Brewer.

[unionrdr]

I'm tired of hamerrin bungs into my bung hole!...

 

[WileECoyote]

For those of you that have wife's that help you brew, never say this to her!

Honey ! the bung hole is to tight, get me the keg lube so I can work it in. :smack:

Cheers

 

[unionrdr]

Uh,dude? Isn't that a good thing?

 

[E-Mursed]

It smells like rhino farts down in the basement and my SWMBO is pissed.

 

[unionrdr]

It wasn't me!!

 

[WileECoyote]

Smell my airlock ! it has a floral aroma.

Cheers

 

[cramar]

For the BIAB'er it would be "hold this while I go squeeze my bag", or if you aren't the bag squeezing type it might be a variant of "stop squeezing my bag so much"....whichever philosophy you buy into - not that theres anything wrong with that

 

[zarfus]

tastes a little yeasty

Dropped that one on some people in medical field. Apparently that's not a good image?

 

[unionrdr]

NO! Time to wash that thing...

 

[oneandahalfshepherds]

Hand me the paddle will ya?

 

[unionrdr]

OK,you ba-a-a-a-ad boy! No more fre-e-e-e-ebies!

 

[OkashiiBrew]

I like your false bottom, Your dip tube is HUGE.

 

[Vellum]

My buddy and I always cheer during the mash "no dough balls!!" Our wives asked us what we had against fat chicks....

 

[Black Island Brewer]

"You ain't stickin' that in there 'til you sanitize it!"

 

[unionrdr]

My buddy and I always cheer during the mash "no dough balls!!" Our wives asked us what we had against fat chicks....

A lil El Loco...

 

[WileECoyote]

Taste my wort, its really sweet tasting

Cheers

 

[Black Island Brewer]

"My diptube's too long."

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"wanna down some Ol' Chub's with me?"

 

[WileECoyote]

Look at how soft and creamy my head is.

Cheers

 

[bajaedition]

I pulled it out and it had yeast all over it, I knew things were going good

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Hey, hand me that paddle.

Drunk as drunk on turpentine/from your open kisses...

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

Hey!!!!Nice jugs!!!!!thats a nice looking rack you got there.

 

[drainbamage]

Hey!!!!Nice jugs!!!!!thats a nice looking rack you got there.

I say that to lots of non-brewers. Then again, I get slapped a lot too.

 

[smagic14]

Not much activity in there last night but when I checked this morning it was like an orgy in there

 

[zdbrown1]

Not much activity in there last night but when I checked this morning it was like an orgy in there

HAHA. This one had me laughing!

 

[Black Island Brewer]

"Want to swap yeast?"

 

[krackin]

You've got the worst infection I've ever seen.

 

[MindenMan]

Honey, don't you realize the yeast grows faster when you heat it up?

So a priest, a dog, and a mountain lion go into a bar, uhh, never mind if you already heard it.

 

[Kee]

I like to mash low but I collapsed my bed lautering that blonde, my wort was too sticky and flowing too fast.

 

[Jwerner23]

Thats some good head, I think she is ready.

With that yeast in there, she tastes a little funky.

I got a few ounces of nugget and some crystal for sale.

Brett is to funky for me.