Things one guy should NEVER say to another guy

[Malted_hops]

I was listening to some music at work, had the mp3 set to shuffle. My boss walks by there's some hard core metal blasting ( Lamb of God ), and he comments " there's some guy screaming at you." I'm like " yeah ".

Boss comes past again later, different band same style. He says " now there's some other guy yelling at you." Me " uh-huh."

Third time he walks by, i have some relatively mellow music on.

Him, " what happened to the screaming ?"

Me, " sorry dude, i can't stay hard all the time."

Doh !!!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I was listening to some music at work, had the mp3 set to shuffle. My boss walks by there's some hard core metal blasting ( Lamb of God ), and he comments " there's some guy screaming at you." I'm like " yeah ".

Boss comes past again later, different band same style. He says " now there's some other guy yelling at you." Me " uh-huh."

Third time he walks by, i have some relatively mellow music on.

Him, " what happened to the screaming ?"

Me, " sorry dude, i can't stay hard all the time."

Doh !!!

you need social Viagra. bwahahahaha!

 

[JohanMk1]

you need social Viagra. bwahahahaha!

You owe me a keyboard

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You owe me a keyboard

fair enough! hahaha!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

me the other day to the Laotian guy I work next to: Watch where you flop your hot bag!


he drinks a lot of tea.

 

[Malted_hops]

you need social Viagra. bwahahahaha!

So I need the little brown bottle, not the little blue pill?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

So I need the little brown bottle, not the little blue pill?

I'd recommend a dose of 16-22oz as needed.

 

[Malted_hops]

I'd recommend a dose of 16-22oz as needed.

Just enough to be a d!ck. If you OD, you turn into an a$$ hole. Lol

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Just enough to be a d!ck. If you OD, you turn into an a$$ hole. Lol

hahaha!!!

 

[gometz]

Old one: two friends wanted their heads buzzed in high school so I did it for them. While shaving one guy's head he yelled out: "careful man! you're making me bleed!"