A Daily Occurence by a group of dudes that want to be left alone
One lady in an office full of guys; guys who are enjoying the silence of working and drawing. She suddenly jumps up at lunch time, audibly 'sniffing' around the office like a blood hound trying to figure out who has the real food before grumbling about how all she gets to eat is a salad. Then while we are trying to enjoy our lunch she asks, "Have you guys seen (insert some idiotic mind drool of a tv show)?"
No. We've told you every day, we have hobbies and or things we would rather do after sitting in an office all day that do not involve sitting in front of a tv.
"Oh okay, let me tell you ALL about this show".
Inevitably we leave and go sit outside just to be in our own quiet for a little longer before we get to come in and listen to her eat. Is she loud when she eats her lunch? You bet your sweet ass she is. I don't know, maybe she is in fact trying to kill each and every lettuce leaf by stabbing the glass plate as hard as she can like she is trying to get a fork full of macaroni. I guess it could be possible that her artificial sweetener (gag) just refuses to dissolve in her tea, that would warrant clanking the spoon at 100RPM around your mug for ~1.5 min. right? I'm not angry, none of us are. We're quite sure you buy only the freshershest vegetables known to man and can not help how crunchy it is, but try swallowing it before you begin to berate our ear holes with stats on your brand new iPhone. You're a mother of three kids that we have never met but know every detail about, do they all eat with their mouth open too?
TL;DR = STFU, the men are trying to work. Thanks. I needed that.