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Did no one see the brutally awful soft-core movie Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson (I think it was her).

Basic premise: being turned into a zombie makes you a better stripper, but also makes you eat your clients.
 
rifraf said:
Did no one see the brutally awful soft-core movie Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson (I think it was her).

Basic premise: being turned into a zombie makes you a better stripper, but also makes you eat your clients.

I forgot about that movie. It was on FEARnet the same time as Deadgirl, they were doing a b rated zombie movie week. The acting in that was even worse than the acting in Deadgirl...
 
Did no one see the brutally awful soft-core movie Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson (I think it was her).

Basic premise: being turned into a zombie makes you a better stripper, but also makes you eat your clients.

i'm pretty sure i saw that one - was there a strip- off at the end where they were shooting pool balls out of their cootchers?
 
spearko520 said:
i'm pretty sure i saw that one - was there a strip- off at the end where they were shooting pool balls out of their cootchers?

That's the one. One of my local theaters actually had a showing in 3D and Jenna wad going to show up to sign autographs and they canceled it because they had sold approximately 3 tickets. Official reason was she got sick but turns out...
 
Did no one see the brutally awful soft-core movie Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson (I think it was her).

Basic premise: being turned into a zombie makes you a better stripper, but also makes you eat your clients.

Yeah actaully I posted this in another zombie thread back in 2009 when I saw it.

I think this would make a great double feature...I wrote this up last week in another thread...You could watch them as a double feature but create your own narrative....

zombieszombieszombies.jpg


My Narrative

But of course the inevitable happens because human beings are selfish bastards (especially strippers), one of them gets bit, and instead of eating a bullet (which any noble self sacrificing person bitten by a zombie SHOULD do,) she has obligatory lesbian stripper group sex (Becasue that's what all strippers do), and bites the rest of them (because of course what's obligatory lesbian stripper sex without some biting)...and then we end up with;

Zombie_strippers.jpg



HAWTHAWTHAWT!!!!!


OR NOT...You decide.


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This thread is going to be very long and way way off topic by the time season 3 returns.
 
Let it tangent, the show doesn't have enough "talking dead" or speculation to fill the whole summer (BTW it is summer here. Only 2 months or so early) And we all obviously like zombie lore (at least those of us still here) and the sh!t has gotten interesting!

Zombie Strippers SUCKED. Too many fake tits and (YES I did say that) no plot or acting.

Was Zombies vs strippers any good? Looks like the strippers at least fight back.

FIDO is an AWESOME netflix streamer. there is hinted at inter.....necronomic (I was gonna say interracial, but that aint right) flirtation and attraction, but it is squeaky clean on that front. AWESOME creativity and acting. funny as HELL.
 
I would put Shaun of the Dead in my top five movies. It was brilliant. It was so brilliant, I actually paid to see Run Fatboy Run in the theaters. Yikes.
 
I liked Zombieland too, Shaun of the Dead is better but I enjoyed Zombieland. I am interested to see how World War Z will turn out. The book was pretty good. Definitely an interesting take on it focusing on the global aspect rather than a group of people.
 
Henry22 said:
I liked Zombieland too, Shaun of the Dead is better but I enjoyed Zombieland. I am interested to see how World War Z will turn out. The book was pretty good. Definitely an interesting take on it focusing on the global aspect rather than a group of people.

Yeah I wonder how well this will translate into a movie..
 
Shaun of the Dead is also my favorite zomcom but I am quite fond of Zombieland.
 
I'm reading World War Z now and it's lived up to the hype. The movie was just pushed back to a summer 2013 release.
 
I've read so many thinks about how WWZ the movie has strayed way far away from the book. I'm thinking it's best not to get out hopes up.

This is one of the MANY articles I've stumbled upon.

World War Z movie synopsis is nothing like the book, internet melts down

Remember when the World War Z movie held such promise? Now, not so much. Paramount has released the synopsis for its film adaptation of Max Brooks' seminal zombie war story, and people are not happy about the massive deviations.

The internet is rising up like a last-ditch offensive to stop a zombie army. Read the collected rants below.

Here's the official synopsis from Paramount:

"The story revolves around United Nations employee Gerry Lane (Pitt), who traverses the world in a race against time to stop the Zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments and threatening to decimate humanity itself."

As you can see, rather than taking place after the bloody Zombie Wars, this movie will be set during the beginning of the outbreak. And Pitt will be running around to try and stop it. So basically, it's every zombie movie ever made that no one saw. It sounds like this adaptation won't even be a shadow of the original novel. The synopsis reads like the producers cherry-picked a few battles and then wove them together around Pitt's character. This is disheartening, to say the least, and we're not alone in our disappointment. Plenty of folks feel the same way, and here's why they're pissed:

Film School Rejects thinks it's all just a damn shame.

f you're going to get fans of the book excited, only to take away what makes the book unique, what's the point? To make a movie In Name Only that uses the title as a hook to get people into the theater before switching your bait?

Why does the adaptation formula seem to be:
1. Find something people like.
2. Option it.
3. Change that thing people like.

Now, instead of a slam dunk, [Director Marc] Forster and company will now have to convince fans that this is worth checking out (and not just another zombie movie to add to the pile). That's a shame.

Topless Robot was less than thrilled:

God damn it. The thing that made World War Z special — and the thing that makes The Walking Dead special, for that matter — is that it's not about the zombies, it's about the people. WWZ makes it a global history, where we get to see how a zombie invasion shaped society in general and various places in specific. It's not about one soldier who trots the goddamned globe fighting zombies. That's just another goddamned regular zombie movie, albeit one with a broader scope. Is it really that hard for Hollywood to wrap their heads around a zombie story that isn't a ****ty action-horror film?

Bloody Disgusting's headline sounded a bit disappointed, and almost a little sad:

World War Z' Might Not Be What We Hoped For

Screen Rant attempted to calm the masses asking why we were even surprised, this isn't new in Hollywood, but not before slipping this little zinger in:

Brooks' book explored – among other things – how the world would or wouldn't be able to cope with a massive disaster like a zombie apocalypse. The sci-fi/horror premise was a great allegorical frame for a lot of relevant political, social and moral questions. This movie is basically your tried-and-true (and often failed) race-against-time action/thriller. You probably wouldn't even bat an eye if [they] were to lie and say that Roland Emmerich was directing.

But probably the best rant against Marc Forster and his shallow of an adaptation of an Oral History of the Zombie War is from Peter Hall at Movies.com:

Paramount's World War Z is not Max Brooks' World War Z. As anyone who has read (and no doubt subsequently fallen in love with) the latter, it's about an agent of the UN's Postwar Commission who goes around the world to interview survivors of the zombie apocalypse in order to understand exactly how it happened. He's just a researcher trying to unearth facts that the UN might not want to get out whilst making sense of this big, bloody, global brain-eating mess. He is NOT an employee "in a race against time to stop the Zombie pandemic." He's not even a little bit of that. Not even a fraction.

But what do you all think? It is pretty early in the game for the film, plus who knows who writes the synopsis for movies (that are still filming). Perhaps it's all just one giant misunderstanding, or perhaps WWZ the movie will surprised us all. Can this movie be saved? Is it even a World War Z movie anymore?
 
I knew it strayed but I didn't know it was that different. The director is pretty good I think, can't think of any movies he directed off the top of my head but I know he's better than Emmerich.

So it's definitely not the same plot but it could still be good, could bring the key world.

Hollywood has a way of f'ing up a lot of things unfortunately.
 
.......well, we could just reference the Horror win thread, but let's distill it to Zombies:

The Horde-AWESOME
FIDO - Awesome
Shaun of the Dead-Awesome
Zombie Strippers - 2 tits down


*WIP....will need to update later*
 
Not "technically" zombies, 28 Days Later is great. I know they are "infected" but I'm not that big of a zombie geek to fret over it.
 
If Paramount has gone that far from the WWZ book then it will be the biggest flop in cinema history.
 
slomo said:
If Paramount has gone that far from the WWZ book then it will be the biggest flop in cinema history.

Just because it differs from the book doesn't mean it will be bad. The director is pretty talented as is Brad Pitt.

Grantef, I wish they would have stayed true to the book.
 
Not "technically" zombies, 28 Days Later is great. I know they are "infected" but I'm not that big of a zombie geek to fret over it.

.......well, we could just reference the Horror win thread, but let's distill it to Zombies:

The Horde-AWESOME
FIDO - Awesome
Shaun of the Dead-Awesome
Zombie Strippers - 2 tits down
+
28 days - solid
Dog House - Awesome (also zombie-esque but wtf)
Dead Girl - 4 depraved stars out of 5

*WIP....will need to update later*

Still a WIP
 
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