The Ugly Keggle In Action (video)

[the_bird]

OK, this is kinda , so I apologize, BM...

Wife and I are debating whether I painted the deck gray or brown. She says brown and I'm colorblind, I say gray and she's insane. They she drops the taupe bomb on me.

As a guy, how do you respond to The Taupe Bomb? WTF is taupe? Did I unintentionally paint my deck a color I cannot, because of my genetalia, possibly understand?

Help me boys... is this gray or brown? Anyone answers "taupe," I'm banning your ass.

(the deck part, not the rails)

 

[Yuri_Rage]

That's light brown.

 

[the_bird]

f*ck you.

 

[Fingers]

That color defies explanation and I refuse to comment further on the basis that it may cause me to be banned.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

f*ck you.

But your house is gray. It matches like SWMBO usually accuses my wardrobe of matching.

Now I'm drinking another beer to rid my brain of this stupid color conversation.

 

[Fingers]

House is blue.

 

[the_bird]

I tell you what - the freakin' paint on those little wood chips at Depot has ZERO relation to the color in the can. I even brought the stir stick back into the store with me, it's totally different. I like the color, but yeah, doesn't match the house. F*ck it, it's on the back.

 

[the_bird]

House is blue.

The house ain't blue - I can read that on the deed!

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Depot

There's your problem.

 

[the_bird]

Not many choices. Local hardware stores in town are absolute sh*t. Seriously. I'm frustrated as hell at Depot, but the local mom + pops don't do a helluva lot to earn my business either.

 

[Fingers]

Oh for.....

I looked up taupe on Wikipedia. There are eight different types of taupe. Seriously.

And your deck and house are two of them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taupe

 

[BierMuncher]

...OK, this is kinda , so I apologize, BM...

...

No problem Bird.

Far be it from me to stand between two...er...uh...guys arguing about colors....:cross:

 

[ohiobrewtus]

I couldn't disagree more.

Shameless self-promotion:

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HEY! that's my keggle you bastard!

 

[ohiobrewtus]

I'm second the light brown nomination

Although it IS kind of a gray-ish light brown if that makes you feel better. Although the house does look blue after you focus on the deck for a bit. What the hell color is the siding anyway?

 

[FSR402]

Damn, did a blind man with no arms cut that thing using his feet?

 

[Cheesefood]

"BierMunchers Beer-Trap Ale - It's Catchy."

 

[Lil' Sparky]

Hey, we've got to stop shortening BierMuncher's name to BM - there's just something uncool about calling someone BM.

 

[FSR402]

Hey, we've got to stop shortening BierMuncher's name to BM - there's just something uncool about calling someone BM.

Then he should have picked a shorter name.

 

[BierMuncher]

Hey, we've got to stop shortening BierMuncher's name to BM - there's just something uncool about calling someone BM.

SWMBO calls me Sh!thead so no big. :cross:

 

[ohiobrewtus]

SWMBO calls me Sh!thead so no big. :cross:

BM, sh!thead - they're close enough. I can see why that doesn't bother you.

*but*

would it bother you if someone were to say that they took a big old BierMuncher this morning?

 

[BierMuncher]

BM, sh!thead - they're close enough. I can see why that doesn't bother you.

*but*

would it bother you if someone were to say that they took a big old BierMuncher this morning?

It's nice to be remembered.

When I over-hear someone say that at work or at the gym, I'll know I've made my mark (so to speak) in the world.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

It's nice to be remembered.

When I over-hear someone say that at work or at the gym, I'll know I've made my mark (so to speak) in the world.

It's good to know that you appreciate the imporant things and don't just 'skid' by them, BM.

 

[98EXL]

this was a great thread, aha ha

 

[RLinNH]

DID MAKE FOR GOOD READING. nOW i DON'T FEEL SO BAD ABOUT MY kEGGLE. Friggin Caps Lock sucks.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I've got the angle grinder... no name, good enough. New in the box, never opened. $35.00 gets it shipped anywhere in the lower 48.

Come on people lets get a brewer a new tool!

Huh??? You can get a Tool Shop (Menard's store brand-it's el cheapo, but gets the job done) for 20 bucks.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

OK, this is kinda , so I apologize, BM...

Wife and I are debating whether I painted the deck gray or brown. She says brown and I'm colorblind, I say gray and she's insane. They she drops the taupe bomb on me.

As a guy, how do you respond to The Taupe Bomb? WTF is taupe? Did I unintentionally paint my deck a color I cannot, because of my genetalia, possibly understand?

Help me boys... is this gray or brown? Anyone answers "taupe," I'm banning your ass.

(the deck part, not the rails)

Just for kicks, I asked my SWMBO what color she thought your deck was and she said. "It's hard to tell because of the lighting but, it's either brown or grey."
SWMBO is :rockin:

 

[Evets]

Looks kinda like sorta like an off-grayish kind of color.

 

[Evets]

And as for the keggle, ..It's a classic, at this point and would be a sin to repair or otherwise deface a national treasure such as this.

 

[Fingers]

SWMBO says it's grey. She's an arteest.

 

[EvilTOJ]

"Taupe is a vague, unscientific color term which may be used to refer to almost any grayish-brown, brownish-gray, or warm gray color." I say it's more of a beige....

*runs away*