It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine! The Sabco kettle will be mine this week! The Hopstopper will be ordered this weekend, The parts for my Kegerator will be ordered this weekend..... I may be able to put it all together and actually use it before my death, but I bought/will buy, it all after seeing the bill for the shoes my wife just bought. I earn the money damnit if we can afford those ugly ass things we can damn well afford my stuff
....(I'm so dead, but will die happy)