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More teams clinched a spot in the playoffs this week in MLS, opens spots are disappearing and teams are getting desperate.

Here's the Clincher
NYCFC's beat down of the Chicago Fire on Friday night didn't just propel them into the playoffs, it also did the same for Toronto FC and the NYRB. Toronto and NYRB have been the two best teams in the east for the last two years, but NYCFC making the playoffs in the way they did is a surprise; at the start of the season I had them pegged for another season of futility. Somehow, Patrick Vieira has managed to herd his very expensive cats into a viable formation. Much of their success this season has come from a resurgent Frank Lampard, but he's now out for at least 3 weeks, they'll get him back just in time for the playoffs...but what form he'll be in is questionable. Either way, congrats to the eastern conference clinchers, it's well deserved in my opinion.

Kei Kamara Returns to Columbus, And it Ain't Pretty
Kei Kamara's controversial departure from Columbus after an argument over a penalty kick hurt both Kei Kamara's career and the Columbus Crew's playoff hopes. Any hopes Kei might have had of getting a warm welcome were swiftly dashed by a chorus of boos that rang down from the stands in Columbus any time he touched the ball. Perhaps worse for the former striker, his replacement, Ola Kamara, scored 2 goals in a 2-0 victory for the home side. Both Columbus and New England will have to set aside any emotional gains and losses from this game though, as both are clinging to ever slimmer playoff hopes.

The Sounders Are Alive
...and Jordan Morris is the cause. Morris got the game winner off an amazing one-man effort, scored a brace and set the record for goals by an American rookie in MLS. Just look at this goal:

Jordan Morris Goal

That goal started a run of 3 goals in about 20 minutes including a great curling effort by Ozzie Alonso. The Sounders are now just 3 points off of taking the final western conference playoff spot from the Portland Timbers with two games in hand on everyone above them in the standings except for Colorado (who they're unlikely to catch). The Sounders have a very winnable home match against the Chicago Fire on Wednesday that could get them into a playoff spot for the first time all season.

Orlando City Will Miss the Playoffs
It's not yet official, but Orlando City SC is probably going to miss the playoffs. They sit a mere 3 points back from DC United in the standings, but their remaining schedule is grim; away matches vs Toronto and Philadelphia and a potentially bad match up vs the Montreal Impact at home. Their one bright spot is that they end with DC United at home. Frustrating to be sure, as ownership fired their previous coach and brought in Jason Kreis specifically to get them back into the playoff spots. Will ownership fire Kreis if they don't make it?
 
Such a bizarre story. Sam's out after coaching just one game. This should start a long period of soul-searching for the English FA in which they carefully consider their next ma- hahahahaHAHAHA..whew sorry. Couldn't finish that sentence with a serious tone, they'll just hire another old school drunky English manager.
 
Such a bizarre story. Sam's out after coaching just one game. This should start a long period of soul-searching for the English FA in which they carefully consider their next ma- hahahahaHAHAHA..whew sorry. Couldn't finish that sentence with a serious tone, they'll just hire another old school drunky English manager.

Cantona FTW!
 
The Spurs/City match this morning was one of the best, most exciting matches I've seen in quite a while. Both were strong. We were just slightly stronger. And now the only remaining undefeated side in the Premier League.

Oh, and Gunners win at the death via handball.
 
Historic news everyone! Bob Bradley is named Swansea's new manager, the first American born manager in the history of the EPL. This being the EPL, of course there are salacious details, like the fact that Swansea fired former manager Francesco Guidolin on his birthday and that the the fan groups (which have a 21% stake in the club) were not informed of the decision. Swansea is also dangerously close to the relegation zone. Bradley is walking into a terrible situation, he's going to have to really pull this off if he wants to keep his job.

Bob Bradley Named Swansea Coach
 
Also for MLS playoffs time, you folks are awfully quiet. DC United made it. That's about the extent of my caring.

Both Poch and Klopp have made it clear that neither are focused on the EFL Cup, so that ought to be a fun youth match.

I'll be watching Spurs v. Cherries on the road tomorrow. Should be much better than Pulisball.
 
Sorry, I haven't been posting much because I've been crazy busy at work. Going to be a nutso end to the season, both east and west have 3 teams fighting for a spot in the playoffs and Colorado and Dallas will be playing for the Supporter's Shield in the west. Can't wait!
 
Should have been but sadly wasn't. Pulis actually had to try to play football today.

Didn't get to watch, was in a signal dead zone. Of course it's frustrating that 'Pool did what we couldn't, and that we threw points away again.

Just hoping that the league doesn't determine Sissoko's elbow was violent conduct and ban him. Last thing we need right now.
 
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Been busy as hell, so I haven't been on much. So, in case you missed it, the MLS playoffs rolled on on Sunday, with all of the home teams, which were the lower seeds, taking a lead on the road this Sunday. Here's how I see things shaking out:

New York Red Bulls vs Montreal Impact
The Impact took a narrows 1-0 lead in Montreal last Sunday, but this should be all New York. The Red Bulls have one of the best home records in MLS this season and the golden boot winner should score at least one at home. I see NYRB taking this one 2-1 on aggregate.

Toronto FC vs New York City FC
Toronto took a 2-0 lead in Toronto while NYCFC maestro Pirlo was out. Pirlo may still be out, but either way I don't think NYCFC is digging their way out of this hole. Add in that Sebastian Giovinco had, for him, an off night in Toronto and he's had very good luck vs NYCFC, and I don't think this one is in question. 3-1 Toronto FC.

Colorado Rapids vs LA Galaxy
LA may have taken the lead at home, but LA's away form has been questionable all season and Colorado's has been great. With Jermaine Jones on the recovery path, I see Colorado taking this one in a nailbiter, 2-1 overtime for the Rapids.

FC Dallas vs Sounders FC
Seattle took a commanding 3-0 lead against the best team in the regular season, a shocking upset. Dallas is wounded and has a hill to climb, I don't think they will. Sounders take this one 3-2.
 
New York Red Bulls vs Montreal Impact
The Impact took a narrows 1-0 lead in Montreal last Sunday, but this should be all New York. The Red Bulls have one of the best home records in MLS this season and the golden boot winner should score at least one at home. I see NYRB taking this one 2-1 on aggregate.

Toronto FC vs New York City FC
Toronto took a 2-0 lead in Toronto while NYCFC maestro Pirlo was out. Pirlo may still be out, but either way I don't think NYCFC is digging their way out of this hole. Add in that Sebastian Giovinco had, for him, an off night in Toronto and he's had very good luck vs NYCFC, and I don't think this one is in question. 3-1 Toronto FC.

so right now we have Canada 2 w/ two wins over their NY foes - WTF? is this the making of a Canadian Super Cup?
 
North London Derby Day.

This time around I'm terrified. Our form lately has been subpar at best. Tuesday against Bayer at Wembley was absolutely sh**.

I hope Poch has spewed rage on the boys. And thank f***ing god Dier isn't playing CB. He needed to put Wimmer in for Toby from the start. Also a 4-3-2-1 might as well be parking the bus for Poch. He must be as nervous as I am lol
 
Looks like Liverpool has a mind to one up Chelsea. Wow Watford looks terrible.

Oh, and a draw was the best I realisticly hoped for against Arsenal. Of course we scored all the goals. Poor Wimmer, unlucky header own goal. He was decent otherwise. No Toby but better than Dier. Dier was strong back in his normal role. But not a loss is not a loss, we stay undefeated and close to the top pack, so it could be worse.

Of course we still can't score unless it's from the spot.

And Walker, and Dele now also injured.

This season is going down the tubes.

Also it's always more fun at the pub with the supporters club. If you ignore the sea of red in the back.

Photo taken at kickoff and shamelessly stolen from our pub's twitter.

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Oh and what I saw marked/expected as a 4-3-2-1 was more of a 3-4-3 in practice.... But anyway.

Been a long weekend of early drinking. I'll stop inanely rambling.
 
Alright, time to guess the lineup for the USMNT for Mexico

GK - Howard
RB - Yedlin
CB - Brooks
CB - Besler
LB - Johnson
RM - Bedoya
CM - Bradley
CM - Kljestan
LM - Baby Messi
ST - Jozy
ST - Wood

Why I think this happens. I think Baby Messi has a great chance to start. He's earned it IMO. If you can start in the Championsleague, you can start in a game like this.

Jones would normally be my pick for Jurgen, but he's only been back for a few games, Jurgen may not be able to risk him coming on to start this game. What I expect to see is Jones come on later in the match for an added boost.

My top 4 picks for likely subs are Johannsson, Green, Gonzalez, and Jones. Depending on the team need.
 
Alright, time to guess the lineup for the USMNT for Mexico

GK - Howard
RB - Yedlin
CB - Brooks
CB - Besler
LB - Johnson
RM - Bedoya
CM - Bradley
CM - Kljestan
LM - Baby Messi
ST - Jozy
ST - Wood

Why I think this happens. I think Baby Messi has a great chance to start. He's earned it IMO. If you can start in the Championsleague, you can start in a game like this.

Jones would normally be my pick for Jurgen, but he's only been back for a few games, Jurgen may not be able to risk him coming on to start this game. What I expect to see is Jones come on later in the match for an added boost.

My top 4 picks for likely subs are Johannsson, Green, Gonzalez, and Jones. Depending on the team need.

I largely agree with this. Geoff Cameron's injury really raises concerns on the back line. I'm between Besler and Birnbaum. Either one is a massive drop off from Cameron.

Also, add Gooch and the super sub Alan Gordon. Gooch for his pace. Gordon for an aerial target.

FWIW, I'm in section 110 row 10 tomorrow. :ban:

My son and I plan to leave right after his school's dismissal and arrive 4:30 - 5 pm. The forecast is for mid 30s around kickoff and sub freezing temperatures by games end.
 
Don't worry guys, with Juan Carlos Osorio coaching, we've got this in the bag. (Only half-kidding here)
 
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