The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

[Cape Brewing]

Holy sht. How many more fcking tangents are you going to take?

Wow

67,967 posts.... 12 are about this oven that is supposedly getting built.




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[paulthenurse]

As I said..

Some of you really are the buttheads you pretend to be. Case in point....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Zzzz .... Zzzz.... Zzzzzzz


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[HoppyDaze]

Ignore Cape...we're all interested in the upcoming posts. Crossing my fingers for some sort of shoe tying tutorial...

 

[wobrien]

I sub'd to see how the oven build would go, but this is turning out much better than I expected.

 

[paulthenurse]

Please stop. You're just encouraging him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ignore Cape...we're all interested in the upcoming posts. Crossing my fingers for some sort of shoe tying tutorial...

I can already see the next post...

"Hey all.. Sorry but no time to build the oven today. I had to take a huge dump this morning and realized I was almost out of toilet paper.

So then I went to the store. Going to store is so much fun. I like to browse the produce section if I have a chance. I like to "test the melons" if ya know what I mean (wink, wink).

I got to the store, and can you farkin believe it? I had to park wayyyyy on the other side of the lot. So here I am, hiking across the lot. I was in the super market for about 45 minutes. I got some fruit and some cereal. I got some cat food for the local strays. I like to feed them even though the SWMBO gets upset.

After I left the store, I'm half way home and I realize... "OMG!! I forgot the toilet paper!!

Ugggg. What a crazzzzzy day.

I can wait to say TGIF THIS week!"




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[Decoy]

Still. Once the brewery is done, this is NEXT! SWMBO would never so no to an outdoor wood fired pizza oven / heater for the pool (she'll never see the extra plumbing...

 

[HoppyDaze]

I can already see the next post...

"Hey all.. Sorry but no time to build the oven today. I had to take a huge dump this morning and realized I was almost out of toilet paper.

So then I went to the store. Going to store is so much fun. I like to browse the produce section if I have a chance. I like to "test the melons" if ya know what I mean (wink, wink).

I got to the store, and can you farkin believe it? I had to park wayyyyy on the other side of the lot. So here I am, hiking across the lot. I was in the super market for about 45 minutes. I got some fruit and some cereal. I got some cat food for the local strays. I like to feed them even though the SWMBO gets upset.

After I left the store, I'm half way home and I realize... "OMG!! I forgot the toilet paper!!

Ugggg. What a crazzzzzy day.

I can wait to say TGIF THIS week!"




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Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!

Holy crap. Hoppy said something funny.

I did NOT see that coming.




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[paulthenurse]

You should take that idea and put your own spin on it in your next multimillion dollar advertising campaign.

"Bog Water. For when you're having a case of The Mondays!"


Oh. Uhhhhhh. Sorry. I meant to say "In your next $4.78 advertising campaign.

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL!!

Holy crap. Hoppy said something funny.

I did NOT see that coming.

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I didn't really say it; it's not like I talk as I type.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever racist


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[Melana]

How did i miss this thread?

Paul - pizza will make a fantastic addition to Masstoberfest 2014

 

[hunter_le five]

I didn't really say it; it's not like I talk as I type.

"Am I the only one that does that question mark"


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[bluemoose]

How did i miss this thread?

Paul - pizza will make a fantastic addition to Masstoberfest 2014

Um, don't you mean 2016?

And I think we can all agree that is generous.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not anymore. I've got a contest to win.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Not anymore. I've got a contest to win.

(Do I tell him Tx said it had to be beer related... Or just let him make an ass of himself? Hmmmmmm)


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[bob1852]

Or just let him make an ass of himself? Hmmmmmm)

As apposed to any of his other posts?

 

[paulthenurse]

Is there anything in the world more 'beer related' than pizza?

OK, there is sex but no one other than Yeager wants to see a thread on DIY sex.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

How did i miss this thread?

Paul - pizza will make a fantastic addition to Masstoberfest 2014

Um, don't you mean 2016?

And I think we can all agree that is generous.

I was thinking more like 2021. You coming down to help him, moose?

 

[HoppyDaze]

How long did it take to build the Great Wall?

 

[bluemoose]

I'd ask Paul, he might have been involved.

 

[bob1852]

I'd ask Paul, he might have been involved.

The Great Wall actually got built...

 

[paulthenurse]

Hardy harhar har f'ing har! You guys are some funny dudes. You too, Melana.

You'll all feel pretty silly when chicks in yoga pants are swarming around the brick oven like moths to a flame when its all complete...............???????

Oh damn! Did I just channel Cape?

The horror! The HORROR!

 

[hunter_le five]

chicks in yoga pants

You have my undivided attention.



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[homebeerbrewer]

I bet this project will look like this when it's done:

 

[paulthenurse]

Who needs college girls in yoga pants when you've got Ethel Mertz? What a hottie!

 

[bob1852]

I bet this project will look like this when it's done:

Done? DONE?

That implies it will at some point, actually, be done.

 

[paulthenurse]

FY AZ! I've been working on it today in fact. I just stopped a little while ago, took a shower and now I'm lying naked on my bed with the AC blowing cold air over my body and drinking a beer. Pictures to follow.



Now THAT'S a frightening thought...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't think whale porn is even legal in the US.

Pretty sure its not.


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[Decoy]

I bet this project will look like this when it's done:

Now that's funny. I mean really. Nice. heh.

You got 'lot 'splainin' to do...

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[paulthenurse]

Decided that I needed to redo the transition from dome to arch door. My original design relied too much upon mortar filling spaces. That mortar may fail over time. I want solid brick where I can and as lite mortar as possible. So I knocked apart the old transition area...

 

[paulthenurse]

And rebuilt itb y cutting bricks to fit the space...

 

[bluemoose]

You are using refractory cement, right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You are using refractory cement, right?

Shower grout...

"It came in gray and ya figure its for showers so its gotta be waterproof!"

He's alllllllways thinkin


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[paulthenurse]

You should quit your job and go do standup. You funny! Shower grout. That's quality laugh stuff there. Anyone can work for a bank, talent like yours shouldn't be wasted.

 

[paulthenurse]

You are using refractory cement, right?

Yes I am. I'm out of both mortar and bricks at the moment, I'll get more on Wednesday.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Good call, buyin' em' three at a time.

That way the guys at the stoneyard won't suspect anything.

Sneeeeeaky sneaky.


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[jpsmithny]

Thanks guys. He's home now and adjusting. I appreciate the kind thoughts, both here on HBT and offline. Some of you guys ain't the jerks you pretend to be. Of course, some of you are.

Hey.. I resemble that remark..nyuk,nyuk,nyuk...

Seriously, hope your pops gets better soon