The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

[Melana]

Bored Paul?

 

[JustMrWill]

Seriously...I'm impressed. As much as I would love a pizza oven in my back yard...I am thinking that a kit will be in my future.

 

[hunter_le five]

Woohoo! Another building project.

Can't wait to see the build-thread on THAT one. 50 pages of watching paint dry and pointless asides by paulthemurse.

 

[Melana]

Can't wait to see the build-thread on THAT one. 50 pages of watching paint dry and pointless asides by paulthemurse.

and somehow we follow his threads anyway.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Was I the only one rooting for fatalities in that office building fire yesterday?

You're a terrible person... I was trapped in a stairwell for over 20 minutes in a crush of people trying to get out of a burning high-rise.

Nice.

I bust your chops about a train wreck of a pizza oven build.... and you wish I died in the skyscraper fire I was caught up in yesterday.

Real nice Paul.

How does Alice tolerate your cold, dead soul?



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[Cape Brewing]

You must bribe her with nice homemade brick oven pizz... Oh... wait.


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[smurfjuice]

Gawd, this is gettin' heavy ... ... :beard:

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

that was your building? wow. glad ur ok.

 

[bob1852]

that was your building? wow. glad ur ok.

If it was arson, I think we have suspect...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

ya, PTN

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

They found out that someone left a Tombstone pizza in the building's second floor toaster oven too long.

 

[bob1852]

ya, PTN

Not everything is about you, ya know...

 

[paulthenurse]

You're a terrible person... I was trapped in a stairwell for over 20 minutes in a crush of people trying to get out of a burning high-rise.

Nice.

I bust your chops about a train wreck of a pizza oven build.... and you wish I died in the skyscraper fire I was caught up in yesterday.

Real nice Paul.

I bet that was really scary for you...



I'm sure you were a real trooper.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I will neither confirm nor deny that some folks MAY have been "escorted" out of my way while I calmly made it to the ground floor.

Dude... survival of the fcukin fittest man. I wasn't gonna get all toasted up!


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[paulthenurse]

Sure George. Whatever you say.

 

[bob1852]

Cape was in the pool!!!! Cape was in the pool!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, you'd like to check me out too wouldn't you Az?

Dirty little monkey


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[Jeffries55]

You're a terrible person... I was trapped in a stairwell for over 20 minutes in a crush of people trying to get out of a burning high-rise.

Nice.

I bust your chops about a train wreck of a pizza oven build.... and you wish I died in the skyscraper fire I was caught up in yesterday.

Real nice Paul.

How does Alice tolerate your cold, dead soul?



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Oh yeah! I saw this story, but I heard that once everyone got out of the building, they evacuated to the furthest place from any fire ever......

 

[paulthenurse]

There was one reported casualty, a little old lady was knocked down and broke a hip. Any idea how that happened Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Btich got in ma' way.

What? You got a problem with that?


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[HoppyDaze]

The chimney is crooked

 

[paulthenurse]

No it's not. You're crooked.

 

[bob1852]

The chimney is crooked

A fat old lady bumped into it after being pushed by Cape.

Cape thought the flames coming from the oven meant PTN's house was on fire and he had to run away.

 

[HoppyDaze]

My ball sack is more uniform than that oven

 

[Jeffries55]

My ball sack is more uniform than that oven

Lance Armstrong's ball sack is more uniform than that oven.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lance Armstrong's ball sack is more uniform than that oven.

Rotflm

 

[paulthenurse]

Trial by fire... Decided I didn't want to wait. I'm like a kid at Christmas. So a VERY small kindling fire.
There will be another outer arch closer to the camera that will funnel the smoke up. Before I baffled the opening the smoke was coming out the door and up the flue equally. The ply made it all go up the flue, so when I build that arch it will work great. But that's a part of the outside walls and not sure about how I'm finishing that yet so I left it undone.

Then I sealed up the opening with stacked bricks to help hold the heat in overnight.



Still smoldering but that's it. I only had a handful of plaster lathe in there to burn.

 

[Brickman]

And a few hours later...

 

[paulthenurse]

SON OF A BI...


Just kidding. Still standing this morning. I pulled a tarp over it to keep the monsoon off it today.

 

[Melana]

SON OF A BI...


Just kidding. Still standing this morning. I pulled a tarp over it to keep the monsoon off it today.

We will be lucky if we get the monsoon!