BillTheSlink
Well-Known Member
Well, it's in the log books. Today I did my Christmas Ale, which is Ol' Yule Loggy, an Old English Ale from Jamil with an OG of 1.090. I wanted it for this Christmas, only to find out it will be ready for next; mistake #1
I had a great starter of White Labs English Ale on the stir plate. I said to my 1/2 blind grandmother, "Too bad you can't see well enough to watch those yeast clumps swirl around in there. It's like a lava lamp; I just can't take my eyes off it".
To wit she replied, "Your lucky the cat didn't knock it off the counter last night. I found that tin foil laying so nice and neat right in front of it, like it just popped off there. I put it back on for you." Mistake #2. I did have a packet of Nottingham so all wasn't lost.
Normally I dump the whole bag of grains into the strike water, but ah I was so smart this time. "20.50lbs of grain in 20.5 quarts of water is going to be a bit stiff; better do it slowly". Well yes indeed it is; far to stiff for my wimpy plastic spoon. It was like taking a stick of warm butter to a fight with Zorro. Mistake #3
Used a little wimpy wire tie to put the toilet supply braid on the ball valve of my Rubbermaid cooler and knock the damned thing off before sparge. Will Use a hose clamp next time and just change them each time. Mistake #4
Made a sloppy mess all over myself and everything around me getting the grain and sparge water out to make the repair. Mistake #5
Now for some good.
Pre-boil gravity was spot on. Hurray #1
Achieved the highly sought after evaporation rate of 12% Hurray #2
Efficiency 70% even with the disaster. Hurray #3
Back to some bad.
Discovered I was missing the faucet to hose adapter for the chiller at the end of the boil and had to run to the grocery store at 8:30 pm praying they would have one. They did. Mistake #6
The 12% evaporation rate had me at too much wort and too low a gravity. I knew it had to boil some more anyway since it could have been contaminated while at the store, so I fired it up and just kept taking gravity readings every 15 min. Danged if I didn't overshoot by .007. Mistake #7
I am so wore out and sore. But this six pack of Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss (Blackberry and Honey) I am getting intimate with is helping me recover.
I had a great starter of White Labs English Ale on the stir plate. I said to my 1/2 blind grandmother, "Too bad you can't see well enough to watch those yeast clumps swirl around in there. It's like a lava lamp; I just can't take my eyes off it".
To wit she replied, "Your lucky the cat didn't knock it off the counter last night. I found that tin foil laying so nice and neat right in front of it, like it just popped off there. I put it back on for you." Mistake #2. I did have a packet of Nottingham so all wasn't lost.
Normally I dump the whole bag of grains into the strike water, but ah I was so smart this time. "20.50lbs of grain in 20.5 quarts of water is going to be a bit stiff; better do it slowly". Well yes indeed it is; far to stiff for my wimpy plastic spoon. It was like taking a stick of warm butter to a fight with Zorro. Mistake #3
Used a little wimpy wire tie to put the toilet supply braid on the ball valve of my Rubbermaid cooler and knock the damned thing off before sparge. Will Use a hose clamp next time and just change them each time. Mistake #4
Made a sloppy mess all over myself and everything around me getting the grain and sparge water out to make the repair. Mistake #5
Now for some good.
Pre-boil gravity was spot on. Hurray #1
Achieved the highly sought after evaporation rate of 12% Hurray #2
Efficiency 70% even with the disaster. Hurray #3
Back to some bad.
Discovered I was missing the faucet to hose adapter for the chiller at the end of the boil and had to run to the grocery store at 8:30 pm praying they would have one. They did. Mistake #6
The 12% evaporation rate had me at too much wort and too low a gravity. I knew it had to boil some more anyway since it could have been contaminated while at the store, so I fired it up and just kept taking gravity readings every 15 min. Danged if I didn't overshoot by .007. Mistake #7
I am so wore out and sore. But this six pack of Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss (Blackberry and Honey) I am getting intimate with is helping me recover.