The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

As a timber framer I make a pretty good nurse practitioner

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

 

[paulthenurse]

Shields? We don't need no stinking' shields!

 

[day_trippr]

I am impressed. And that's something that rarely happens...

Cheers! (And carry on)

 

[balrog]

Making woodworking joints is fun.
Ladders and I have developed an antagonistic relationship.
Making joints on ladders? Hella-no.
Well done you.

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[paulthenurse]

I stay off ladders as much as possible, these ladder jacks are lifesavers.

A couple kisses with The Persuader and it fits like it grew there.

 

[Dland]

Making woodworking joints is fun.
Ladders and I have developed an antagonistic relationship.
Making joints on ladders? Hella-no.
Well done you.

Never did try to make a joint while on a ladder,... on the interstate, going down wind in the sound during a gale, under a truck on blocks, yeah, but agree, on ladder would be a poor choice of jointage.

Of course I don't do that isht anymore, no way. Since they made it legal, took all the fun out of it..'sides I got some beer to enjoy.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Hey Paul, are we going to see you on that weapon forging show on the history channel once this project is done?

 

[day_trippr]

Probably see him in an axe throwing bar with an array of home forged weaponry.

Could be fun

 

[paulthenurse]

Nah, I'm a lover, not a fighter. I don't do weapons.

 

[balrog]

Probably see him in an axe throwing bar with an array of home forged weaponry.

Could be fun

Or an Adz throwing bar.

 

[paulthenurse]

Are those a thing? Cool

 

[balrog]

You *could* be building one…

 

[balrog]

Time to bring in the small furry woodland creatures and batten the batches. Prolly be all blowed out by the time it reaches The Adz Throwing Bar.

 

[paulthenurse]

The Adz Throwers...Didn't Ginger Baker and Billy Preston play with them?

 

[Dland]

Time to bring in the small furry woodland creatures and batten the batches. Prolly be all blowed out by the time it reaches The Adz Throwing Bar.

Lucky bastard, ;} we could use some rain. And some bad weather to disconcert the invaders is always a plus.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wrong thread

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

I was one of those invaders last week.I was driving by the hospital when I saw a truck that said Derricks Landscaping.I wondered if it was the infamous Dland.

 

[Dland]

I was one of those invaders last week.I was driving by the hospital when I saw a truck that said Derricks Landscaping.I wondered if it was the infamous Dland.

Heavens no, and my trucks are not marked, except the big dump truck, which is required to be marked by vehicle code.

Have fun in the traffic? , I could see how someone might want to come here to check it out, especially if riding on the ferry boat is a pleasant novelty.....anyway, I hope you had a decent time..

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Thank you.I did have a decent time.Traffic was not awful.Weather was great.Caught some nice fish.Put miles on my kayak.Discovered some new places.Drank way to much.Those mopeds are a problem.

 

[paulthenurse]

Been in lovely Charlotte NC for the week. Hot here but hotter at home. How is that a thing? Probably the right wings fault.

Coming down here my boarding pass had my sex as Unknown and the TSA agent didn't find "I self identify as a question mark." amusing.

Oh well, at least the guy doing the cavity search smelled nice.

 

[day_trippr]

lol! Sounds like a fun time was had by all

Here it be toasty!

 

[balrog]

lol! Sounds like a fun time was had by all

Here it be toasty!


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Ay-yup, and that's in the shade.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

The high was only 90 here with a stiff sea breeze, but only dropping to 79 over night. Wishin I was fishin…

 

[balrog]

Wishin I was fishin…

Just watch out for sailfish
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/threads/best-news-headlines.368035/post-9305536

 

[day_trippr]

The humidity was wicked low here - like in the 40s - with a gusting wind in the latter part of the afternoon. Went out on our upper deck for a moment and felt like I had entered a full size convection oven with the blower set to "Dessicate". The composite decking doesn't help, either. That stuff radiates heat with awesome efficiency. No barefooting out there this last week unless you want scar tissue! Yikes!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Just watch out for sailfish
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/threads/best-news-headlines.368035/post-9305536

ERMERGERD I’m sure that’s not the kind of attention a woman of that age (or any age) wants for her groin.

 

[balrog]

ERMERGERD I’m sure that’s not the kind of attention a woman of that age (or any age) wants for her groin.

Yeah, "Sailfish to the groin" has gotta rank in the pantheon of pain right between weeks long explosive diarrhea and Alien climbing from gut.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey chilins, how ya doin? Missed the heat wave up here, was in NC for a wedding. Hot as hell there, wouldn't want to have been 5 degrees hotter up here.
So, time to get normal back. I'm saying Masstoberfest is a go this year. Gotta check with Spawn re: when she is planning the Uno birthday bash for SpawnG2V2 but it will be end of September/beginning of October time frame.

Insert your 'Nothing normal about Masstoberfest' smart assed comments below.

 

[balrog]

The Timberframe Smithy of A Thousand Distinctions reveal has me feverish with antici-

 

[balrog]

-pation.

 

[Melana]

Masstoberfest is a go! Best news this year!
If you build it we will come.

Will we get gritty pizza? We need the HBT Queen to lick the cheese again.

 

[JustMrWill]

I'm saying Masstoberfest is a go this year. Gotta check with Spawn re: when she is planning the Uno birthday bash for SpawnG2V2 but it will be end of September/beginning of October time frame.

*Please say second weekend of October*
*Please say second weekend of October*
*Please say second weekend of October*

 

[paulthenurse]

First step. I brewed today

 

[paulthenurse]

It's like riding a bike. A perry and the Tallywacker.

 

[paulthenurse]

August in Massachusetts....

"Oh. Tomatoes! Isn't that nice. Thank you!

Here, I've been saving these ten pounds of zucchini for you."

For the win!

 

[paulthenurse]

We need the HBT Queen to lick the cheese again.

Still one of the most weirdly dysfunctional erotic moments in my life...

Not like I lie awake in tbe middle of the night remembering that moment. Much...

How much is too much?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

If I catch that groundhog, I’m gonna kill it and eat it. Second hand veggies are better than no veggies. The damn thing ate everything in my garden.

 

[paulthenurse]

He's going to catch that groundhog if he can
And they be friends for life
It'll be just like a wife
...

Ok, I don't even want to think about what Rick's brand will be.