The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

What he^^^^^^ said.

 

[bob1852]

I have it on good authority that notcapebrewing died of MERS.

 

[HoppyDaze]

What he^^^^^^ said.

kind of funny that you think you’d make the cut.

 

[paulthenurse]

Judgey McJudgeface, the tofu troll...

Great name. Who does that guy think he is, coming in here to THIS thread and pick a fight with US ten posts into his HBT life? Pfffftttttt. We pick the goat gristle out of our teeth with Veganginas like him.

 

[paulthenurse]

kind of funny that you think you’d make the cut.

I know I'm nowhere near obnoxious enough for that little playground

 

[Dave Sarber]

I love meat. That said, you’re not wrong but also not completely right. Animal agriculture is responsible for a lot of these contagions and I won’t even get into the other environmental effects. But really, animal agriculture is a result of human presence. We are simply running out of turf. There’s too many of us. If there were no meat/animal product industry, we’d produce another horrifying way wipe ourselves out. Face it, 80% of us need to go. This is only phase one

YES! PLASTIC! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE WITH 6 PACK LOOPS AROUND OUR NECKS!

 

[Dave Sarber]

What's this button for?
ok how about this one?
ha H2 O

 

[paulthenurse]

It genetically modifies everyone who reads the thread after you punch it.

(Insert Sam Kinneson howl here...) ""Now we're all going to die!"

 

[paulthenurse]

Do you think we can get to 18,000 by the end of the day?

 

[Dave Sarber]

Im a gonna hep.

 

[Dave Sarber]

That does not mean I have gonnorhea or hepatitis, cuz
I eat animals.

 

[Dave Sarber]

So, in the interest of hygiene, I have set aside this afternoon to do dishes.
There are other benefits:
I'll be able to reach the tap.
Clean beer glasses!

 

[Dave Sarber]

I might even start enjoying the benefits before all the dishes are done. A man has to have priorities.

 

[paulthenurse]

By my figuring it is 12:45 or there about where you are, so at least you waited till after noon before hitting the sauce.

I wonder what time Tofu Boy starts in on the Jasmine tea?

 

[Dave Sarber]

I'm only halfway thru that tripel, and I thought of another benefit:
More empty bottles for the batch that is cold crashing! Gimme a minute, and I can probably think of more.

 

[Dave Sarber]

Or not.

 

[Dave Sarber]

Yah! Mesquite beans! The indigenous peeps hereabout grind them up to make a sweet flour. There's gotta be a way to use them in beer!
'Tis the season!

 

[Dave Sarber]

Mesquite flowers.

Immature mesquite bean pod.
Tell tofu boy it's a legume.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Do you think we can get to 18,000 by the end of the day?

You bet, I have more meat pics to share!

 

[paulthenurse]

STOP! Nobody else post any pictures of your meat. Especially you, Mort.
Between Tofu Boy and Yeager we’ll be in no end of trouble.

 

[Dave Sarber]

Home made hot Italians with jalapeno and cheddar.

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't think I've ever seen a mesquite tree before, all I've seen are bags of chunks-o-wood at the Home Depot. It looks like an acacia tree to me. I personally don't care for mesquite smoke. I find it gives the fat a weird yellow color and I'm not so much a fan of the flavor. Give me apple or cherry any day.

 

[Dave Sarber]

They are very much like an acacia, and grow like weeds around here. Most have pretty wicked thorns, but there are thornless varieties.
And a nice fatty ribeye seared (not smoked) over a hot mesquite fire just can't be beat.

 

[day_trippr]

Is there anything edible on a mesquite tree?

 

[Dave Sarber]

Yes. The Indians around here grind the beans into a very sweet flour and use it to make cakes. When the beans get ripe, I'm thinking on running some through a mill and making a mesquite beer.

 

[day_trippr]

Cool - looking at those seed pods I figured someone somewhere had tried to do something with them

 

[day_trippr]

So we FINALLY caught a weather break today here, and a fabulous day it was - that I totally burned up doing manual labor out in the yard.
I did get a lot done not having to fight the wind and cold and wet, but I'm feeling my age right now.
Woof. Vitamin I! Stat!

 

[day_trippr]

Wait for it...

 

[day_trippr]

Zing!

 

[Dave Sarber]

day_trippr! You should have let Paul do it!