The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

The State sprayed the beejeezus over our area in CM where there's a big DFW wildlife wetlands impound and preserve. I was out on the deck sipping a beer at dusk and heard the spray plane on a pass way the heck before it flew right over the house wicked low - definitely sub-500 feet (and I live a quarter mile from Minuteman so we know "500 feet"). Scooted indoors and slammed the door...

 

[paulthenurse]

And Yastrzemski scores from second to take the lead at Fenway Park. SF Giants 2-1.

Whoa whoa whoa.... what?

 

[paulthenurse]

Yaz goes yard
Good for you kid

 

[paulthenurse]

Kind of a sad indictment of your team when the best moment of the season is when the grandson of your favorite player as a kid yanks one out against Gramps former team

Can we bring Dumbrowski back and hang him from the Pesky Pole?

 

[day_trippr]

Not that I'm happy with the way this season went but it's not like we haven't seen this paradigm before (classic example: 2012-2013-2014, division worst to WC champs then back to division worst).

If past is prolog there should be a World Series win in a couple of years

The only thing that bothers me at all is the Red Sox used to have the envy of the league wrt farm systems. That's what Dombrowski bargained away for short-term results (and frankly, in these results-demanding times, who can blame him?)...

 

[paulthenurse]

Damn, are you ever an optimist! LOL!

So Masstoberfest is a go for 10/5. Sadly, my M-I-L passed away last week and Spawn#1 is not due till the end of October. We should be clear for take off.

Hope you can all make it.

 

[day_trippr]

I am a cynical pessimist - total curmudgeon, even have the badge - but I'm also old as hell and have seen it all.
We're fortunate to reside in a general area that supports team payrolls at the limit, so I don't expect a downturn to last long.
I've marked the calendar. And thanks for doing this again

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Sorry to hear about MIL, Paul.

 

[paulthenurse]

Thank you

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I've been lurking here since Jeff passed too. I'm gonna try to make it to Masstoberfest this year, I haven't been since the year Jeff got sick.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cool

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I should be able to make it.

If anyone is interested in some free bottles. I have a sh*tload of types used for Pliny or the MBC type. Please take them off me.

 

[Melana]

Sorry about your MIL Paul. Please extend my condolences to Alice.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice

 

[Daddymem]

Sorry for your and Alice's loss.

Do you need socks this year?

Maybe this year Smurf can figure out how to wear his. Hey, when did Cardbob stop by?

 

[paulthenurse]

At Doyle’s in JP. This place is packed nuts to butts. Can’t believe they’re clising

 

[paulthenurse]

At Doyle’s in JP. This place is packed nuts to butts. Can’t believe they’re closing

 

[day_trippr]

Judging by the doubled post, I hope you have a DD

Love that place, btw. Whenever the Spousal Unit and I traipsed over to the brewery we'd have a beer and late lunch at Doyles...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

It was the bad signal , I thought the first one didn’t fly so I hit the button again. Only had two.

Honest

 

[Melana]

Famous last words!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Before the phone falls into the urinal.

 

[paulthenurse]

Falling into the urinal is just a minor flesh wound.

It’s falling into the full Monty toilet or the bathtub that requires a trip to Best Buy

(Said the man who is on his fourth Kindle.). Don’t ask

 

[the_bird]

Falling into the urinal is just a minor flesh wound.

It’s falling into the full Monty toilet or the bathtub that requires a trip to Best Buy

(Said the man who is on his fourth Kindle.). Don’t ask

That's what you get for reading. Idiot.

 

[paulthenurse]

I try to be stupid. I really do. I think most of my posts on this board support that.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pats should go for two after every touchdown for the rest of the season. Just because they can.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sign that chick on the women's soccer team

 

[paulthenurse]

Aren’t they all chicks?

 

[balrog]

Be careful out there kids, it's starting to get too real...

 

[day_trippr]

I'm surprised my town is only considered High Risk right now given the State sprayed the town recently, maybe we were at Critical before, idk...

 

[Melana]

It has been real. Way too real.